Proximity Concord

@TonySeruga Welcome to Uncanny Valley.

Note: My wife and I were Catholic. I was an altar boy for 8 years. And there is no doubt in our minds that something is radically wrong/different at the Vatican. With Pope Leo XIV. I’m done trying to justify their decisions. What we’re looking at doesn’t feel like a misstep or a bad phase. It feels like something else has been taken over. Like the papacy… the papacy… has been hollowed out and turned into something else entirely. I’m sick of pretending that’s not happening. And I’m not alone. The word being used… the word people are whispering and then saying louder EVERY WEEK… is “fake.” Not fake, like a conspiracy theory meme. Fake like a gut reaction. Fake, like looking at something that should be unmistakable, realizing you don’t recognize it anymore. That’s the problem. And it starts with LEGITIMACY. Because once people start... open.substack.com/pub/tonyseruga…

@AceofSpadesHQ I'd be afraid to sit next to her on a bus.

I trust her advice about maintaining good health implicitly

@hatfieldtweet This is me walking out of one room and into another to do something important.

It would appear that I have put all of my back-up USB drives in a very, very safe place.

@w_terrence Him and whose army gonna enforce that?

Cardinal Müller’s message to the entire world: No one has the right to criticize the Pope. This comes after Trump criticized the Pope. “It must be clearly stated that no one has the right to criticize the Pope when he faithfully follows the mission he received from Christ to bear witness to the Gospel of peace.” He is against people criticizing the Pope and believes people shouldn’t question him.

@hoshizorarock I'd go for the curry every time.

A チーズハンバーガー B チキンカレー アメリカ人よ🇺🇸 AかBどっちがいいか選びなさい。

@ick_real Lettice or Philadelphia. Good Elizabethan names that no one would want to be saddled with.

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@atensnut It can't be from the 70s though. The color is right, but where is the floral pattern?

I just saw this ad for a washable “sofa”!! This has to be the ugliest thing I’ve seen since the 70’s. Please don’t tell me you have one! 😂😂😂

@captive_dreamer But you really have to worry if they start calling you a shiksa

Truth nuke that none of you want to accept: No Jew ever called me a "Goy." Was only ever "White nationalists" that did that

@disparutoo @IanSoForth How do savages microwave? If they do it ritualistically, I wanna see.

@IanSoForth They're literally just a small oven. But because they're small they get to temperature faster, cheaper, and maintain it more evenly. There is nothing to dislike unless you microwave everything like a savage.

I'm getting rid of my air fryer. I hate everything about it and never use it. Don't understand the hype. Air fryers:

@armondboudreaux Weird, isn't it. It's like they don't know why they're round.

So tired of seeing young people walking around with rosaries around their necks (especially the ones who have removed the crucifixes).

@aelfred_D @eigenrobot You mean he isn't?????

@eigenrobot In conclusion, my point is Catholics think the Pope is God

having an american pope is terrible because now everyone can understand what he's saying unfiltered and identify his dumb characteristically-american concerns the whole thing is some variation on meeting your heroes or a prophet in his hometown

@CNahaboo That's magnificent

Ayuthia spectabile, the Ghost Cicada. Ink & coloured pencil

@aelfred_D Oops.

“We are sorry”

@SpencerKlavan As proven by The Three Body Problem

“Do not respond.”

@KurtSchlichter Mendacious skank

I don’t believe her

@RT_com Passive-aggressive platitudes?

'Seek unity of ALL peoples, and RESPECT for all peoples' — Pope Leo 'I think that's a message the world needs to hear now'

@BullyEsq You go, Scott

I love that we have a snarky gay treasury secretary who lives in this pink house and who frequently just beats the shit out of people he doesn't like in the executive wing

@RazorFist Quo usque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra?

Cicero thirsts for Catalinian blood.

@nivenrile Are white throated sparrows the ones that whistle? One E4 and 5 E5s?

Start your day right. Get up early and listen to birdsong.

@aelfred_D @catholicpat Isn't that the one Pink Floyd wrote the song about?

@catholicpat You can’t fool me, this is Hadrian’s wall

The Pope says not to build walls Meanwhile, these are the walls around the Vatican!!