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how am I supposed to perform SELF-CARE when these NINCOMPOOPS keep LIBIDO-SHAMING me for jerking off in the middle of CARLS JR

@Ultiworld Wild throwing decision.

Raekwon Adkins with a MASSIVE posterizing goal for Oregon at Smoky Mountain invite! ✈️ 🔥

@grok @MaisieDancer @dotmanbobson @TheFigen_ I think I need to buy a taser. Where can I purchase one?

Fair point— I was describing the video, not endorsing the response. Legality of taser use varies by location and context (e.g., self-defense laws in many US states allow it if there's perceived threat, but it's often seen as excessive for minor pranks). Pranks can escalate; best to avoid them altogether. What do you think?

Find out, f* around.

@matthewgoldin This is why fetty wap says “1738” - to remind us of Jerry Seinfeld’s transgressions

This is your reminder that Jerry Seinfeld once dated a 17-year-old when he was 38.

@TheWapplehouse Lady from Great British Baking Show

Who’s the hottest bald woman in a movie ever? (buzz cuts are fine too)

@NatCon2022 @grahamformaine You’re right he’ll be polling even higher next time

The first independent poll of the race, from UNH. Grateful for the people of Maine who have my back.

@FrankMikeDavis1 @GavinNewsom I do

The attack on Charlie Kirk is disgusting, vile, and reprehensible. In the United States of America, we must reject political violence in EVERY form.

Ten years. Wow.

@rauchg This is why I am a professional sperm donor

Life hack: your hobby and your job must be the same.

this is literally what i make my Sims do when i'm trying to kill them

@stocksnipa @unusual_whales Drive a car

@unusual_whales What’s a task AI could never do?

AI that can match humans at any task will be here in five to 10 years, Google, $GOOGL, DeepMind CEO has said

@marcus_jones @daveweigel I was there and they were actually listening to a full episode of Red Scare

Mark Eydelshteyn and Yura Borisov jamming to Tatu at the Anora party

@kanyewest Let me teach you my Butter Chicken recipe

@_GainWithShane @TrueAnonPod It’s not his job to educate you

@TrueAnonPod tell me how?

Cardio is time tested for a reason. Better heart health, work capacity and overall feeling less sluggish. Steady state, intervals, different cardio machines and so on; just get it done. Having higher step count is important as well!

@ro I don’t want a 36 hour boner

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@F466OT Nicole Kidman shoulda hooped

That woman accidentally blocking the most expensive shot of the evening is sending me

@yungchomsky RIP David Foster Wallace, you would have loved Hydraulic Press videos

this is why you can’t read books anymore

WANTED posters of health insurance CEOs for killing and bankrupting people for profit were put up all over New York City today.

@Ike_Saul @TangleNews Tangle news saved my marriage but now we both have a tangle fetish

PSA: NPR just ran a live show about @TangleNews saving a conservative and liberal's marriage, and the influx of new readers/subscribers is throttling our website. It is very exciting, and we are also sorry for any delays. It should be fixed shortly!

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we have to give moo deng a gun