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@WeaponsVault Just when you thought the Great War was over, the Germans went and did something like this.

A 24-year-old man showed up at a Hospital in France earlier this year complaining of severe discomfort and telling doctors he had an object stuck inside him. When doctors took him in for surgery, they found a WWI artillery shell from around 1918, roughly 8 inches long, lodged in his rectum.

@TheEuropeansHQ @realDonaldTrump “European Unity”. Right up there with the existence of Atlantis and unicorns.

President @realDonaldTrump is the greatest blessing to European unity we could have ever asked for. Thank you Mr President!

@josh119872 @sayitnspinit Iran kicked our ass by sinking their navy, destroying their air force, and killing off 4 tiers of their own leadership? I don’t they can afford any further military victories at this point.

@sayitnspinit I don't know why you think we are so important to NATO. TRUMP JUST GOT HIS ASA KICKED BY IRAN. You need to get out of your mom's basement and travel. Most of the world LAUGHS AT US. With good reason.

I guess we're just supposed to forget that Meloni turned her back on America's interests, even after the United States spent decades helping defend Italy and supporting NATO without hesitation.

@marky_che @IamR0galD0rn Pedos make you hard? That’s not a good look for ya fella. I guess that’s what happens during those cold winter nights up north.

@RandomEvent95 @IamR0galD0rn Sorry for attacking your pedo hero. I know it's hard

The fun part about riffing with Australians is they can take a joke and give it back. Unlike Canadians.

@divya_gandotra You think an emotional meltdown is confidence and presence?

Damn! The way Giorgia Meloni pointed her finger at Trump and stood her ground. That’s confidence. That’s presence. That’s why she inspires millions of women around the world.

@marky_che @IamR0galD0rn Lol, you really gotta learn how to relax. Drink a beer or two. Chow down on some poutine. Also you may want to consider not letting Trump live rent free in your head. He thrives off of Canadian tears you know.

@RandomEvent95 @IamR0galD0rn Hard to listen with all this pedo moaning x.com/Bratt_world/st…

@IamR0galD0rn @mlwshl What can I say? They do it cheaper than we can.

@RandomEvent95 @mlwshl Another American job outsourced to the subcontinent. smh.

@TwoRulesOfWar @Schwalm5132 Pardon me. Did someone say “pain management”?

Yes. Fentanyl lollipops are dangerous as hell and modern multimodal pain control is far superior to the early days of GWOT. 25-50 of IV ketamine, 25-50 of IV fentanyl and 1000 mg of oral acetaminophen > fentanyl pops and way safer. There’s some neat stuff with blocks too but that’s deeper, anesthesia placed stuff.

They "improved" pain management...

@IfindRetards A respectable self-own.

Hey guys, I have to report something. I disconnected my router to clean up the cables, an hour later I noticed my Internet wasn't working. I called support and was on hold for 20 minutes. When they asked which lights were on I noticed it was unplugged. I'm retarded.

Why do so many people on X take themselves so seriously? It’s the internet folks. It’s not real life. Just relax, kick back, and shitpost for the lolz. No one has saved the world or changed the course of human history with an X post (except for maybe @elonmusk).

@mlwshl @IamR0galD0rn Correct. It seems India has already beat us to it.

@IamR0galD0rn US didnt yap about taking over Australia. The recent performance with Iran though, maybe Canada need not worry.

@marky_che @IamR0galD0rn

@IamR0galD0rn Lol it was all joke until you spat on the deceased Canadian soldiers who fought in your wars and called them "useless" on the frontlines. Don't cry now pedos

@Polymarket Can South Africa provide HIV/AIDS funding to South Africa? I know. l like to think outside the box.

JUST IN: U.S. is reportedly ending HIV & AIDS funding for South Africa.

@redheadranting There isn’t any humility in that photo. Just the Uniparty smiling for the camera.

There's something deeply sad about this image. The exclusion of President Trump is a slap in the face to all Americans. And I get it, he probably would not have attended - the rift is so deep - but while all of our leaders are acting like teenage girls at the cool table in the cafeteria, American people are more divided than ever. In no small part due to our leaders' example. And maybe that's by design. Meanwhile we have visitors from all over the world coming to the USA and loving every bit of it from our Buc-ee's to our Taco Bell - admittedly not our best, but still iconic. It's been such a delight to see their reaction to this great country. Our elected leaders work for us, and they should act accordingly. A little humility goes a long way, but is sorely lacking here. In this image they feign class, but it's all a facade. It's all a show, an act, and we're the ones who pay for the charade.

@LeContempIateur Building your house on the literal corpses of your enemies. Bees are the most metal insects around 🤘🤘🤘

🐝 Lorsque les abeilles ne peuvent pas éliminer une menace, elles la rendent inoffensive et la neutralise. Il arrive parfois qu’une souris s’introduise dans une ruche, attirée par la chaleur et l’odeur du miel. Les abeilles l’attaquent alors en groupe jusqu’à neutraliser l’intrus. Mais un problème subsiste : le corps est trop lourd pour être transporté hors de la ruche. Et c’est là qu’intervient l’un des comportements les plus fascinants du monde animal. Pour éviter que le cadavre ne se décompose et ne contamine toute la colonie, les abeilles le recouvrent entièrement de propolis, une résine naturelle qu’elles récoltent sur les arbres. Cette substance possède de puissantes propriétés antibactériennes et antifongiques. Peu à peu, le corps se dessèche, se conserve et devient totalement inoffensif pour la ruche. Ce phénomène, observé par les scientifiques et les apiculteurs, est considéré comme l’un des exemples les plus impressionnants d’hygiène collective chez les insectes sociaux.

@GiorgiaMeloni Roman girlboss is big mad.

Io e l’Italia non imploriamo mai.

@SteveO99663311 @GiorgiaMeloni Ah, we have another self-anointed “Speaker for All Americans”. Such a burden you must bear, holding up our country and your ego at the same time. So courageous. So brave.

On behalf of all Americans, I sincerely apologize for my President’s behavior. Period. Frankly, I don’t have a justification or explanation for this -except that he seems to get off belittling people, an exceptionally nasty trait. And he’s not even self-aware enough to realize that he’s doing that.

@jerrycurld Congratulations! Time to live your best life ever!

Your boy is engaged, thank you for your time! SHE SAID YES BOYS

@RedWavePress What an insufferable collection of harpies.

@PolitlcsUK Yo WTF Britain? No wonder the government over there is so desperate to censor the news. What’s the British term for “you’re all f*cked if you let this continue”?

🚨 NEW: The man arrested on suspicion of throwing a 3-year-old boy into a crocodile enclosure at a Cambridgeshire zoo has been released on bail after being deemed "unfit" for interview