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🚨Silver Alert Update The facility "A Secure Senior Home Only Lonely Elderly" aka ASSHOLE, has confirmed an escaped disheveled dementia felon patient has been found wandering around on the green. He thinks he's a toddler. He kept stomping his feet, yelling, I one, I one, I one.

Everything is "very quickly," "very strongly," or "very powerfully" with Trump. He's got a serious adverb fetish.

@ThePenelopeHere @RepBoebert I see a silver alert 🚨

@RepBoebert She was speaking? All I could hear was her loud ass shirt.

The Biden FBI spied on me, pulling my travel records and making false allegations internally. They found nothing. If we don’t end the Deep State, it’ll end our country.

@smc429 Karolyin’s new job. At least she’s still in the spotlight.

Why is her nose so far from her mouth, now?

Gee... That's a tough one 🙄

@Gianl1974 @dlindsey1

As if we didn't already know 😂

@CattardSlim @Shnookie04

I would have won Vietnam very quickly. Donald J. Trump.

@MaryLTrump ‘Trump’s Way’

Donald says we would have won the Vietnam War if he'd been president. Maybe he should have just served.

@MacFarlaneNews @RonBrownstein

Trump on CNBC just now: "I would've won Vietnam very quickly"

@glenn_tunes @yamane_patricia

IT TRULY LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP RUSSIAN WHORE HOUSE 😬🙄

@DittiePE @dmp267

When Fred Trump Sr.‘s Alzheimer’s got bad, his family built him a fake office. Same desk. Same Brooklyn building. Blank papers to sort and sign. A phone wired only to his secretary. Staff who played along. Every day he came in. Every day he thought he was running the company. He wasn’t. Medical records show he was diagnosed with “mild senile dementia” in October 1991. Within months, a second physician documented he no longer knew his own birth date. By 1993 he had to be reminded why he was at his own son’s wedding — where he was the best man.

@jasonllevin The Oval Orifice. Thank you for your attention in this fecal matter. Perhaps if they weren’t my brothers I’d be dating them. Not sure what this is.

Who did this? 🤣

@Christophe37461 Gracias.

@RichInSweetness Your English is . . . interesting.

🚨Silver Alert Update The facility "A Secure Senior Home Only Lonely Elderly" aka ASSHOLE, has confirmed an escaped disheveled dementia felon patient has been found wandering around on the green. He thinks he's a toddler. He kept stomping his feet, yelling, I one, I one, I one.

PSYCHIATRIC EMERGENCY CONTINUES (April 17, 2026) youtu.be/Esg-6R0CSMU?si… via @YouTube Hearing her read Trump posting the word ‘fuck’ is priceless.

@LePapillonBlu2 @piyushmittal

Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein.

@NotHoodlum moron - noun : a foolish or stupid person

Caitlyn Jenner: “Mr. President, my passport has an ‘M’ on it. What does that mean?” Senile Satan: “The ‘M’ stands for moron. You were stupid enough to support me.”

@JaneotN Juan?

Well crap. Looks like Leonard Cohen and Handel and I have been mispronouncing Hallelujah for a really long time.

@CubbiesFan82 @JudgeJeanine @FLOTUS

@JudgeJeanine @FLOTUS How many glasses of box wine did you have before you got to the WH?

At the White House with the First Lady for my grandson’s first Easter Egg roll

@glenn_tunes I’d say they’re neck and neck.

WHO HEALED FASTER 🤔

@DocAtCDI My post lady and I today had a 5 minute conversation. She is so nice.

A guy rushed past me at the post office to deliver 25 different letters. He skipped the Q.

@acnewsitics I lived in Plano, Texas. It’s as about as white as white gets.

Complaining about “foreigners” in Plano—a Spanish word—while your last name is Gonzales is next-level irony. Are all MAGAs this stupid?

@dddonnnaaa @LePapillonBlu2 @Alva5915George It Dumb Donald used those words. Let’s work on a better saying. Like ‘MAGA IS DEAD’ ??

@LePapillonBlu2 @Alva5915George We have to take our country back! That has to be the theme. The messaging from the Dems needs to be strong. We have so much to campaign with. He has wrecked this country. We are at war, prices are insane, epstein, pardons, etc. every single person needs to go out & vote BLUE!!!

If Hungarians got together to get rid of Viktor Orbán, Americans can gather to dismantle the Trump regime.