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@KieranMaguire Get ready for some points deductions, @Everton

Chelsea's losses of £262.4m are a record for a single Premier League season, taking the crown from Manchester City in 2010/11. Chelsea have four of the six biggest losses in Premier League history.

@Lea_EFC The piss take. Honestly love this nonsense.

Manchester United: ❌ Rejected by Enrique ❌ Rejected by Semenyo ❌ Rejected by Branthwaite ❌ Rejected by Calvert-Lewin ❌ Rejected by Gyokeres ❌ Rejected by Delap ❌ Rejected by Isak ❌ Rejected by Ekitike ❌ Rejected by European Football What a time to be alive 🥳🥳🥳

@AdamMcKola So him, Mbuemo, and Diallo on the same side? What are you on about?

Bring him.

@Dominos_UK Tottenham Hotspur supporters

tell a sad story in 3 words

@indykaila @ManUtd Damn you, Ornstein!

Exclusive 💣 Manchester United are set to make an extraordinary summer signing The project, codenamed “Elite Brand”, aims to bring in a player currently performing at a high level. @ManUtd want to wake the football world up with this transfer. Our team are investigating 🧐

@Lemonbriz I fucking love @Evra

Patrice Evra celebrating right in front of Luis Suarez after being racially abused is proper shithousery 😂😂

@archer_rs Arrogant prick

Americans, if coming to Europe this summer, some suggestions of what not to wear ANY hats indoors Trainers with every outfit Cargo shorts Loud logos and graphics Ill-fitting clothes A shirt of your sports team Flip-flops everywhere Clashing colors and patterns Beach shorts

@ClockEndH I’m a United supporter and I think he’s hilarious. Get over yourself.

This guy is not funny

@Talking_spurss Now you know how we feel about Goldbridge. At least this guy is entertaining.

it’s just so performative and not real to me, like what spurs fan actually reacts to the games like this anymore you slouch in your chair and embrace the fucking despair no? Feel like it’s always just a quiet sadness at this point, jumping round like that is so fake

@PaddyKeoghAF This guy cracks me up. What a mental

Fan channels dream for times like this

@paddypower Yeah try and make fun of this! Bet ya can’t.

What in god’s name is happening here?

@UtdActive This fucking guy cracks me up. Absolute scenes

More scenes you love to see on a Tuesday night.

@KatyKatt77 Agreed. Idiotic

I know I’m gonna get hate for this… but I think the ducks in jeeps thing is stupid

@brian1childs That Leeds match has been moved to the 13th, mate. 😂

20th March Bournemouth vs United . . . . . . . . . . . . 12th April United vs Leeds Scum What. The. Actual. Fuck. 💀

@mufcMPB @academyarenaUTD I’m going to very angry when he signs for Real Madrid.

🚨🚨🎥 JJ GABRIEL SCORES AN ABSOLUTELY STUNNING GOAL FOR MANCHESTER UNITED UNDER-18S AGAINST NOTTINGHAM FOREST! #MUFC [@academyarenaUTD] 🤯⭐️ x.com/lucian0j/statu…

@SlimeStBets @dom_lucre Blue tick wanker

@dom_lucre bit fat for my taste but at least she has a pretty face

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@UtdKlay I don’t think he said this.

🚨 Wayne Rooney on Paul Scholes Instagram story: 🗣️ Rooney: “While most Manchester United legends genuinely want to see the club return to its glory days, he comes across as someone chasing attention instead. The constant criticism of the players and even taking shots at his former teammate Michael Carrick feels unnecessary and honestly a bit disappointing. It’s hard to understand why someone connected to the club would keep tearing it down rather than supporting its rebuild.” #mufc

I fucking hate Dan Burn.

LETS ALL FUCKING LAUGH AT LIVERPOOL 😂😂😂🥳😂🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😂😂🥳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂HOLD THAT MFS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😂🥳🥳

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