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Days like today remind me of when the Rockets, for the third consecutive year, had top odds to land the No. 1 pick in the NBA Draft Lottery… only to not get it again and instead fall to the 4th overall pick, while the Spurs landed No. 1 and the generational talent in Victor Wembanyama. I was watching it live at the Astros game with two of my friends from San Antonio. No matter how many ways I try to cope with it, that day will haunt me forever. #NBARigged

@elonmusk Is it going to lower the cost of goods and services or is inflation just going to go up two or three fold?

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@EricLDaugh @MargoMartin47 What does Trump say to the translator? “(Inaudible)…or war”?

🚨 AWESOME! The final handshake and farewell between President Trump and Xi in Beijing, after a tour and lunch at Zhongnanhai TRUMP: *Pats Xi on the arm* "We had a GREAT TIME." 47 has just landed in Alaska for refueling, en route to the White House 🇺🇸🇨🇳 📽️ @MargoMartin47

@ScottPresler Paxton

Texas, who are you voting for in the Senate runoff on May 26th & why? John Cornyn versus Ken Paxton

@Riichter @sullys_burner Second guy to the right was the beginning of the end with the “investigative” sports reporting. Outside the lines BS.

@sullys_burner I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days, before you’ve actually left them

I’m tired man

@cabot_phillips I guess they never heard of Mighty Giant Slayer King David.

“He will rejoice over you with singing.” Zephaniah 3:17

@BradeauxNBA Luther Head

Only one Rockets player in franchise history has had a better single season 3PT% than Kevin Durant (41.3%) on over 5 threes attempted per night. Guess the player:

@scottguitar @clutchfans @fyrebear I saw that and he was staring LeBitch down after the dunk.

@clutchfans @fyrebear Lebron pushed him and it looked like it made Reed mad before those two plays! Love the fire!!! 🔥

Reed Sheppard with a huge steal and dunk when things were getting tight

@RacerTimC @ogwausa We need a crying laughing button.

@ogwausa When someone her age starts ranting like that, the first thing they do is take away the car keys and get a Power of Attorney for her care....how in the hell is this woman in any leadership role is due to the stupidity of her "constituents".

You can’t possibly share this smackdown enough. Only Hank Johnson asking if Guam could capsize and tip over rivals this.

@NEETOCRACY Just do your best and forget about the rest. You can only control what you can control.

Stop Caring. That’s literally all you have to do.

@OhioTate Where does Barstool find all these crossed eyes MFers. The percentage of USA population has to be less than a percent.

Absolute Disaster: Mintzy took on the Hot Chicken Challenge at Eugene’s Hot Chicken He had 6 minutes to eat 6 of their “Fuego” wings without any sauce or drinks (Bonus Footage: Mintzy blew his nose after 2 wings and got Fuego sauce in his eyes)

@DailyLoud Is it wind aided?

NEW WORLD RECORD: 18-year-old sprint phenom Gout Gout has clocked a stunning 19.67 time in the 200m run, surpassing Usain Bolt’s legendary mark.

@disclosetv Clowns In America

JUST IN - Images released of the Iranian delegation arriving in Pakistan — Tasnim

@MGregory789 @TheFollowingPro @KristenMeghan Yall must of been born in 2024. Trump has been this way since he walked down the golden escalator.

@TheFollowingPro @KristenMeghan Not respond at all or definitely not like a petulant bratty child/unhinged lunatic?

Here you have it folks, the midterms dead on arrival. I no longer support this man. He isn't the same man I voted for in 2024. I don't regret my vote, but he does not have my support and you won't see me wear any of my Trump hats or shirts ever again. This is the biggest form of gas lighting and if you guys don't see how absolutely wrong he is, you have TWS. These are the same people who helped him win in 2024. If Charlie Kirk were still alive he'd be ripping Trump a new one. Massie was his favorite Congressman. Trump abandoned his base and his vile truth posts show what a flamming narcissist he is with what seems to be Asperger's. I am a constitutionalist. I am a Ron Paul Republican. I will not sugar coat this BS! @RealAlexJones you don't deserve this. We know how much you helped bring people to vote for him. I'll never forget how excited we all were on election night when @Lukewearechange and I crossed over with your crew.

@EricLDaugh @DataRepublican Ken Paxton already has it in the bag as long as they don’t cheap

🚨 BREAKING: Scott Presler just told Leader John Thune he will go to TEXAS to primary challenge Sen. John Cornyn if the SAVE America Act is not passed "If Thune won't give us what we want, we will take away WHAT HE HAS." Scott is going hardball!

@dom_lucre AI has no soul

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Joe Rogan argues of Jesus is returning as AI: "Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? AI could absolutely return as Jesus”

@CountryChord Shiners are twist-offs.

Ella Langley is HER.

@forestfrank Rising Tide

COMMENT BAND NAMES :)

@AB84 Jesus Christ and Exercise

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

@eugyppius1 I can confirm. Worst turbulence with pilot trying to land in 90 mph cross winds. Hispanic women screaming in the back of the plane had everyone convinced they were going to die. We landed safely after a couple of passes.

If you are ever on a crashing airplane, know that you will not be permitted any silence or dignity to contemplate your impending fate and reflect on your mortality. Instead, you'll be subject to the pointless unproductive screaming of the hysterical foids all around you.