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ADHD got me forgetting to drink water all day weed got me wondering why I have a headache turns out my body been sending emails since 9am and I never checked them

Hey @grok Make her from fat to fit !!

Sex is overrated, try smoking some weed

I bounce back from anything | just gotta smoke first🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SRaphael37758 @Wyd_eshuu You're welcome ski

@Samseeyoo @Wyd_eshuu Thank you, cux I experience this too

Why does my body suddenly start shaking when I argue with people? Am I a scaredy-cat or something.?????

@lizzkelly7 Hahahahah 😅🥲 fr

@Samseeyoo Your body sent you a meeting request, a follow-up, and an urgent reminder… and you marked all as “ignored” 😂

ADHD got me forgetting to drink water all day weed got me wondering why I have a headache turns out my body been sending emails since 9am and I never checked them

@Melda1384191 @_NYVKU7 u ight bite sometimes cuz U won't like it constantly also, but that's a real flex tho

i need a nigga that constantly want they dick sucked😭

@lizzkelly7 @Wyd_eshuu the sweetness is real but so is the warning label 😭 “he looks at you like food is love” vs “my sister said activate survival instincts” is the whole dating experience in one diner booth.

It was a rainy Tuesday night. We were sitting in a cramped booth at a 24-hour diner. I was a sophomore in college, drowning in midterms and completely broke. He ordered a large pepperoni pizza. "I can't eat all this," he said, sliding the pan toward the middle of the table. "Help me out?" I took one slice. Then another. By the time I reached for the fourth, I froze, suddenly self-conscious. I hadn't eaten a proper meal in two days. "Go ahead," he smiled, leaning his chin on his hand. "I’m already full." "Are you sure?" I asked, my cheeks burning. "Watching you eat makes me feel full," he said softly. "You look so happy when you're enjoying your food. It’s my favorite thing." We had only been dating for a month. Nobody had ever looked at my appetite with affection instead of judgment. When I got back to my dorm, I called my sister and told her what he said. She paused on the line, then sighed, "Be careful. Men say sweet things when they want you to let your guard down."

@ALEXAGY0 some people are autistic adhd ptsd or anxious they’re just trying to exist not ignore you

You should know that lack of eye contact does not mean that a person is being rude. Autism, ADHD, PTSD and social anxiety can all make it difficult to look

@GOLDBABYO Sometimes it’s not you getting ignored it’s someone quietly drowning and still trying not to let you see the water line and you’re just standing there thinking you were forgotten

My best friend stopped texting me back. Out of nowhere. We’d text every single day for years. Morning messages. Memes. Updates about our lives. Small things. Big things. Then silence. Just stopped responding. I kept reaching out. Hey you okay? You good? Nothing back. A month goes by. Two months. I’m starting to think our friendship is just over. That I did something wrong. That maybe she moved on and forgot about me. Then she finally responds. I’m so sorry. I’ve been really depressed.

@iky_fwjett fair here’s a cleaner one, maybe it’s not mansplaining maybe he’s just neurodivergent and excited and you ended up in a full length unsolicited presentation 😭

Maybe he's not mansplaining maybe he's just neurogivergent and a little anxious and excited to share his special interest with you. Sometimes men are just humans lol it's not always that deep I promise there's a chance he's just weird and wants to talk about whatever tickles his brain

@KeruboSk @Squeeze1i nah this is not dumb this is how you accidentally become the neighbourhood toilet paper distributor 😭 clicked subscribe once and the universe said congrats you now run a paper empire at this point even the apocalypse would come ask you for supplies

Okay, you guys are not going to believe how dumb I am. A few months ago, I noticed we were running low on toilet paper, so I ordered a pack from an online shop. Simple, right? Well, today a massive delivery truck pulls up and drops off FOUR GIANT BOXES of toilet paper. I opened the app in a panic thinking I got hacked. Turns out, when I first ordered it, I accidentally clicked "Subscribe & Save" for weekly deliveries instead of a one-time purchase, and my brain just ignored the previous shipments. I literally have enough toilet paper to survive an apocalypse. If anyone needs to wrap a mummy, hit me up. 😭

@Tinobpd U on the line ski

@Samseeyoo Same

@iky_fwjett Proofreading email for 10th time to avoid CEO mom slur and accidental nude resume

proofreading a professional email for the tenth time to make sure I didn't call the CEO's mother a slur and that the attached file is my resume and not a video of me dancing naked

@ayogiovanna one of them was fighting abandonment issues in real time and the other was in a completely different timeline 😭 same relationship, different emotional servers, no sync whatsoever

I once saw an avoidant date someone with ADHD. The ADHD partner forgot to reply for most of the afternoon because they got distracted reorganizing their room. The avoidant spent those same hours convincing themselves the relationship was changing. By the time the text finally came through, one person had forgotten there was even a problem and the other had already emotionally packed their bags.

@sammmified @pjtoolitt Ohh never experience that before fr 😂

Having sexual tension with someone is fun.

It’s not forgetting water it’s my brain just never prioritizing the signal, then everything hits at once like a backlog of missed notifications 😭

@Forte4r @Possible_wrld gang, weed don turn some people to unpaid motivational speakers 😭 one puff and suddenly it's a TED Talk about why every problem in life has leaves attached to it" 😂💨

Smoking weed can change your life for the better *You hardly get sick *After smoking you won't have a problem eating *You won't suffer from insomnia *Smoking weed helps you deal with people So don't let anyone tell you that smoking weed is bad for you

@wick202022 imagine picking up your phone and another man dey give you relationship instructions 😭💀😂

I fit be mumu, I agree but since dem born me i never carry phone before call another guy tell me to stay from my babe.😂😂