Rob Thomas

Language shapes perception. Sometimes.

@CooperativeBank I think I've nailed it. thanks. Basically, I can log in fine on Safari, but the clickable links looks like a weird mess, rather than a professional, easy to navigate, large bank! But Chrome fine. Maybe the trouble is on my side...

@SemioticSub Hi there, thanks for getting in touch. the start of the web address should be - co-operativebank.co.uk/business/ and then followed by the page you're on. Is that what you can see? Thanks - Christian

Scammers are using fake X accounts to impersonate us and other banks, to trick customers into giving away their personal and financial information. Please make sure you only engage with our official account @CooperativeBank with the gold verified tick (1 of 3)

@afrazhaowang one comment: the unevenness is quite extraordinary (Beckett thought the same)- there are pages that will have you reeling and exclaiming at the boldness and beauty; then great swathes that will feel like a betrayal, they're so dull...

@afrazhaowang Dive in. Form your loves and hates. Don't be afraid to skip any sentence, scene or fifty-page block that is boring you. I'm 2/3rds of the way through, and, following the principles above, am having a very very good time...

after reading a few kazuo ishiguro novels i’ve become very proust-pilled through him. i’m especially charmed by the jumpy, non-linear first-person narration in never let me go, being inside the narrator’s head, where memory flows freely and time feels suspended and stretched. (and Ishiguro said he learned that from proust...) but in search of lost time is a bit intimidating. there are so many volumes! is there a good long essay that works as a kind of gateway drug to proust?

@afrazhaowang form your *own* loves and hates

@CooperativeBank hmm. must be a Safari problem. it's fine on Chrome. You might want to take a look. thx.

@CooperativeBank hi. just checking. should the business banking website look like this on my Safari browser? Everything looking oddly 'back room' and unfinished. Please advise. thanks

@CooperativeBank hi. where do i find my iban please? (gotta say, the co-op biz banking website looks like a rough draft work in progress)

@CooperativeBank the wait time was advised as 45 minutes. When's a good time to ring do you think?

@SemioticSub Hi please contact our Business team on 03457 213 213, they will be able to help you. - Michelle

@nextofficial hi. need to unsubscribe from texts without paying. can't find way to do it in My Account. please advise. thanks

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@SkySports trying to watch it now on-demand. can't seem to get access. help pls, customer service

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@endclothing trying to log in. being told the page is unavailable. regular prob's with the End site. Can you help pls.

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@streamlabs @NVIDIA_AI_PC @inworld_ai here's what I get when I follow the return link: "Invalid URL. Please initiate return on the correct locale and portal."

@streamlabs @NVIDIA_AI_PC @inworld_ai hi. I'm trying to return an item ordered via guest checkout in UK. I don't have a 'guest access code'. This process should be simple, but is not. Please advise on how I do my return. thanks.

Today at CES 2025, we are incredibly excited to announce a collaboration with @NVIDIA_AI_PC and @Inworld_AI to launch our new intelligent streaming assistant! This AI agent can join you on stream as a 3D sidekick and interact with you and your chat, as well as adjust scenes, clip your best moments, and troubleshoot technical issues in the background. Read more about this technology coming soon: streamlabs.com/content-hub/po…

@ScarredForLife2 it features a scene with a waitress walking along a corridor with a lit birthday cake. The corridor never ends! The film ends with a guy dead in the seat next to him, while a copper comes in and says he should 'avoid underground cinemas if I were you...' thanks!

@ScarredForLife2 ok. tough one: I'm looking for a short film, shown on BBC, between around 1980 and 1984, I reckon. A guy goes into 'an underground cinema' to watch a movie. He finds he's in the movie. Weird stuff ensues. No gore, just weirdness

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@GWRHelp hi. I'm trying to do a Delay Repay claim, but can't quite locate the train I took (it was different from my ticket, but was a permitted route). could I get some help pls?

@SportsDirectUK @SportsDirect_CS thanks for quick response. can you advise on how I dm you pls? couldn't find an option

@SemioticSub @SportsDirect_CS @SemioticSub Thank you for reaching us and I'm so sorry to hear you're having trouble with the return. Please send us a direct message with your order information, and we'll get back to you with a specific plan to address your concerns.Regards AL Jamaludin

@sainsburys can't checkout on safari or Firefox. very tiresome.

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