Seth.

@imnyambu Some of these jobless kids have got a long way to go. Millennials developed every news/social application you're flexing today. You're a meer consumer. I doubt if at all your dumb ass know what exactly is a millennial.

Millennials hawaezi amini tunaweza jua what's happening in the country bila kungojea news za saa moja

Please pray for my husband, he got stung by a bee in the forehead. He’s in the hospital now, his face all swollen and bruised. He almost died. Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.

I dreamt that Arsenal lost this Carabao cup and won the league and Champions league.

Who will be kind enough to tell her? The Linda Ground faction where Gladys Wanga belongs hosts some of the dumbest characters you'd know in this country.

@FabrizioRomano @slyvanus021 We expected more for a team that plays once in 3 months.

🚨 Michael Carrick in four months as Man United interim manager… ➖Defeated Pep Guardiola’s Man City. ➖Defeated Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal. ➖Defeated Arne Slot’s Liverpool. ➖Defeated Liam Rosenior’s Chelsea. ➖Defeated Unai Emery’s Aston Villa.

Any time a digital goon is in pain means a good time and calls for celebration. Josh's suspension means one goon down! We hope he never rises again.

At least you'll be able to afford more time to wank the failed government policies and projects. There's always a brighter side to everything.

@otienowill In @SamuelAtandi's head, he's too big and all powerful. But in reality see him no different from those Instagram babes who are overly concerned with their looks. Nothing else matters.

The only "laziness" here, Atandi, is the utter intellectual and moral sloth required to peddle such self-serving drivel to the public. A true representative upholds rights, doesn't "allow" them under duress with a promise of later retribution. You are a provincial overlord whose control slipped, and now you want a medal for the catastrophe you helped engineer. Spare us the pathetic excuses. Kenyans know exactly what "sorting issues later" means, especially when it comes from a politician whose currency is intimidation. You are precisely the problem.

@Nithya_Shrii Yes, to avoid my girlfriend 🙃

Have you ever taken the long way home just so you can listen to more songs?

Gone are days when the title "Professor" actually meant something. The title bearers' conduct and restrain matched their demeanor in class. Their utterances were carefully chosen and wisely worded. Now we have flying garbage like Tom Ojienda, Mutahi Ngunyi & effing Makau Mutua.

@hon_wamuchomba Your dumb ass wouldn't draw the difference between managing expectations, and actually being intentional on project delivery. Wait and see if the actual work on the ground sees the light of the day. There's constantly going to be 3 staged excavators meant to fake actual delivery

Ruto hates Kikuyus so much thats why....... He's dualing Kiambuu road . He is upgrading Gikomba which benefits traders many of whom are from murima. Reviving the coffee sector through reforms and paying Debt waivers for societies and funds like the Cherry Advance Revolving Fund and building Eco-pulpers in coffee factories like Gathiru-ini coffee factory. Hundreds of kilometres of maumau roads almost complete. He is building markets and student hostels across mount Kenya. He is building a stadium in Muran'ga,Thika and hostels at MVTI, Githunguri TVC , Juja TVC. Affordable housing in almost every constituency across Mt Kenya. Completion of Kennol- Marua carriageway and extension to Nyeri town . Mwai Kibaki Teaching and referral hospital in Nyeri and Githunguri Level 5 hospital. He has finally unlocked trade and exportation of Tea,Coffee, avocadoe,macadamia to China. And someone is convincing mrima that Ruto is worst President EVER ? Or he must be a kikuyu to be NICE ? Call me a Gakunia again ........

In all honesty, to keep this book on the shelves of our law schools' libraries amount to serious mockery to the country's legal education.

@DrBKhalwale Bonny, kua serious hata wewe. Probox inafanya nini kwa shed ya magari?

At home in Malinya scanning the Sunday Newspapers..

@IAMRAPCHA The irony of her sharing the podium with a bloodthirsty meat-loving, and unforgiving creature!

She's about to do a media tour explaining the reason we have "Indians Only" apartments in Kenya is because black people are meat loving savages The black people hosting her will be smiling sheepishly thinking she's only talking about poor Kenyans Just wait.... It's coming

@WilliamsRuto 😅This man is either too shameless, or completely unaware of key incidents in various ministries. He has the chest to congratulate a poor kid who funded his dream to raise the Kenyan flag!🚮

Well done Kelvin Kiarie on winning gold at the African Skating Championship in Cairo, Egypt. This is a proud moment for you and for our nation. You have conquered the continent and your journey is an inspiration to many aspiring sportsmen and women in Kenya and Africa. I am confident that your talent, drive, and competitive spirit will carry you further onto the global stage. Congratulations, and keep flying our flag high.

@SamuelAtandi I bet you have more teenage-like photo shoots than Development agendas.

Good morning and a blessed sunday friends