Short Returns

@thefriendlyship @Saboogus @the_creature107 Big words for a faggot

@Saboogus @the_creature107 tumblr prose, very cool if youre a homosexual pervert

People on Twitter will really be like, "You believe in voting? That pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a Walmart" and then not-- Wait. Holy shit. Holy SHIT the mad lad DID IT!!!

@shivvnp @rawsalerts Terror is the language of the unheard

@rawsalerts No excuse for arson. But if someone risks prison just to be heard, something is already broken.

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as an employee starts a massive fire inside a 1.2 million square foot warehouse filming himself on Instagram as he sets toilet paper packages ablaze 📌#Ontario | #California Watch as a disgruntled employee started a massive fire at a 1.2 million-square-foot Kimberly-Clark warehouse in Ontario, California, with 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim arrested on arson charges after filming himself on Instagram setting toilet paper packages on fire and saying You may not pay us enough to f*cking live, but these btches are dirt cheap. There goes your inventory. All you had to do was pay us enough to live. The warehouses, which span roughly 11 city blocks which prompted a massive response a 6-alarm fire alert from 175 firefighters and 20 engines working to put out the blaze. Thankfully, no injuries were reported.

it’s hole filling season

@TomRyanOGRE2 Team fortress 2 like god intended

super burnt out on all games lately, what is everyone playing?

@crtshawtyyy @MezzanineOline @sad_papa @viperwave You would have played as the pilot

@MezzanineOline @sad_papa @viperwave 2010 cod would be like "we did it and it was awesome"

Black Ops felt insane, we used to have such a higher quality of evil game.

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

@s_kristoph88181 @MarcMencha98 @Rohit556669273 It’s not the spics bringing the jerts in it’s the fucking kikes

@ShortReturns1 @MarcMencha98 @Rohit556669273 What does that change with my statement? We are flooded with jeets because of them.

Let the Mexicans stay. Get the fucking Indians out. I’d much rather a hard working roofer than a dirty shit thrower.

@liloddjoey @deenificentt @tonystatovci After the irritation of the first week or two goes it becomes so much easier to manage. And you wont even miss it. Keep trying bro!

@deenificentt @tonystatovci I'm trying so hard...but its soooo tempting 😭

3 month smoke break complete ✅ didn’t do it for any reason other than to just prove I can put it down whenever I want, now that I accomplished the goal I’m definitely not gonna be smoking as much as I used to 😭😭

@bobthamob3 @tonystatovci About a week off at the moment and haven’t touched flower at all. Why was I making myself this retarded every single fucking day, morning and night?

@tonystatovci That first hit gon have you stuck asf thinking why did I even start again don't need ts fr

@Quexpablo @Amstadam @tonystatovci With vice comes responsibility

@Amstadam @tonystatovci Life*

@s_kristoph88181 @MarcMencha98 @Rohit556669273 Jeets* phoneposting moment

@s_kristoph88181 @MarcMencha98 @Rohit556669273 At least most of them are Christian, unlike fucking jerts who are just a scourge.

@wesleytypes A new half life game

Things we got since the last mainline Elder Scrolls game was released: - 14 mainline Call of Duty games - 13 FromSoftware games - 2 The Last of Us games and a TV show - 12 models of iPhone - 16 builds of Windows OS - 12 major versions of Android OS - 3 generations of Nintendo consoles - 6 seasons of Better Call Saul (full series) - 4 seasons of Attack on Titan (full series) - 14 Star Wars television shows - 17 Marvel (MCU) television shows - 5 Eminem albums - 7 Sabrina Carpenter albums (all of them) - 43 flavors of Mountain Dew - a 2nd trip to the moon

tfw you get panopticon police state and don't even get a soviet apartment out of it

@Danny73803186 @tii_bag To be fair the uncle was being a deceitful asshole and got what he deserved trying to fuck over his son’s relationship like that. Though, the story’s probably fake.

@tii_bag Look at all the women in the comments laughing at him. Just take note

My uncle really hated his son's wife and was looking for all possible ways to make them break up. So he decided to secretly conduct a DNA test on his son's kids using himself as the base. The result came out as 0 percent match for all the 3 kids and he was very happy giving the results to his son showing him of how his wife is a cheater and they should divorce. His son couldn't believe so he decided to conduct the DNA again now using himself as the base and the result came out as a perfect match for all the 3 kids. Now they all got curious why this happened and decided to conduct a DNA now between the uncle and his son and turns out they are not related,thats not his son at all. You should have seen the disappointment in my uncle's face. He has nobody to question though coz his wife(my aunt) is long dead

the girl who used to fuck me for pills is reposting "he has risen..."

We shouldn’t even have a presidential election in 2028 weeks should have a Erika Kirk vs AOC squirt off and whoever wins gets to be president

@FranzMelly @octopuscaveman Incredibly based, keep at it king

@octopuscaveman Based. I made it a point to jack off inside every building i've ever worked in before quitting. One time a boss caught me and fired me on the spot, which I deserved, but I have no intention on stopping.

I posted “i am the first man in my bloodline to jack off in an Arby’s” on facebook and my uncle replied “not true.”

@SlothFruitIII yes I have a 7.2 incher yes its small when its flaccid no its not stolen valor no I am not LARPing yes we exist... if you pulled my pants down on the street you'd never be able to tell its a so called "BWC" therefore it CANNOT be posing, this is my LIFE, its my... struggle

@Florian2021 @SlothFruitIII Fucking crying at this post holy shit

@SlothFruitIII Justified, Imagine being a sub 4 subhuman and some 6 inche fucker is larping as a small dick haver

This small penis shit get serious be ready to die behind it