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@SlowBarney

Being silly. Autocorrect's gimp. Dogs whisper to me. Honky.

Cape Ann, Massachusetts 가입일 Mayıs 2009
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Pica Pau Diablo
Pica Pau Diablo@PicaPaudiablo·
@SlowBarney @MattZeitlin By compromise you mean "ridiculous useless gesture that'll let pols pretend to do something useful & accomplosh nothing " correct ?
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Matthew Zeitlin
Matthew Zeitlin@MattZeitlin·
has anyone every proposed just straight up banning those tiny bottles of booze? seems like they're entirely consumed by dangerous alcoholics and people in cars
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slow barney@SlowBarney·
No Internet. This tweet should post when I'm in range...
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slow barney@SlowBarney·
If procrastination is the thief of time I'm a felon.
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slow barney@SlowBarney·
@HistoryBoomer Long term general benefits:short term very specific pain. If, as a society, we were a little better at looking after one another (by state intervention or charity or whatever) paradigm shifts like this would be more bearable. 2¢
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slow barney@SlowBarney·
@jarvis_best Those were the days. They mostly ended for me about the time I learned to walk, but I do feel jealous when I see my dogs chewing on random bits of furniture.
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Jarvis
Jarvis@jarvis_best·
I love Ozempic. I’m so happy. You guys have no idea what it’s like to walk around just being normal and not wanting to put everything you see into your mouth.
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slow barney@SlowBarney·
Wondering how long I should microwave this tenderloin for to make sure it's really cooked through. 20 minutes? Safety first.
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Daily Memes
Daily Memes@thedailymemes_·
What's with the hand.
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slow barney@SlowBarney·
@AliceFromQueens That's a lot of planning and forward thinking. Fairly high chance it'll be a girl thing. And it'll be the new girl who gets offed, not the boy.
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Alice
Alice@AliceFromQueens·
I wonder how long it will be before the jilted young men who normally go to jail for murdering their lovers in a frenzy, will do it from a distance, by drone, and get away with it.
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slow barney@SlowBarney·
@CyborgPeds Just part of the shift from Anakin Skywalker to Darth Vader.
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slow barney@SlowBarney·
@JohnConnor_US LBJ did that when someone asked him why we were in Vietnam, allegedly. Anyway, good street fight tactic
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Senator John Connor
Senator John Connor@JohnConnor_US·
Here’s a little life hack for you plebes: It doesn’t matter if it’s a meeting running long on a Friday, an uncomfortable social situation, the in-laws outstaying their welcome or a knife-wielding mugger—many of life’s problems can be solved by simply whipping your dick out.
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Tater Magoo-ish@PlantRobinson·
New Jersey is very friendly
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slow barney@SlowBarney·
@HistoryBoomer I'm a livin' breathin' walking talking cautionary tale. If people ask me for advice it's so they know what not to do.
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Carl
Carl@HistoryBoomer·
"Don't be like Carl" is evergreen good advice.
Beaux@Freddie37204

@HistoryBoomer Carl doesn't seem to understand where our "stuff and service" come from. Don't be like Carl.

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Lila Rose
Lila Rose@LilaGraceRose·
Sex scenes are 100% unnecessary in film
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Senator John Connor
Senator John Connor@JohnConnor_US·
@LilaGraceRose Come on Lilly; consider what kind of impact this would have on a classic like The Terminator. In it, Kyle and Sarah not only share “enough love for a lifetime,” but conceive humanity’s savior. That tasteful scene wouldn’t have been as emotionally powerful with just a blowjob.
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