SmartCaz

@Ivor168274 @ilovetolift13 It hasn’t rained for a week, ya tramp!

@ilovetolift13 The blue adidas are the only decent ones and they look dodgy 😂

The webs only one decent pair 😂😂

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

@realleepbaker Bus. Where there’s blame, there’s a claim…

Once the dust settles, by the end of the week. Will there more city fans claiming to be on

Saka isn’t even as good as current Mo Salah, let alone prime Mo Salah.

Declan Rice is decent enough but 20 years ago he wouldn’t have got in Utd, Chelsea or Liverpool’s best sides and would have had a battle at Arsenal. Scholes, Carrick, Hargreaves, Makelele, Ballack, Essien, Lampard, Mascherano, Alonso, Gerrard all better than him.

@bensmithppc If city get another, it’s a knock to the confidence… 🙏

Arsenal cooked. It's finally caught up to the playing the way they have all season. I hope they royally collapse from here.

@RyanMKIV @cta84 Kepa’s capacity for the batshit mental is showing…

@cta84 @SmartCaz If it works brilliant, I won’t even think about it again, but if it backfires then Arteta has left himself wide open to criticism.

I just really can’t understand not starting Raya, I really can’t. It’s a fucking cup final, play your best players.

@dlmjnk @Carl_M79 @StevenD1977 The work rate of each and every one of them… two right backs made of quavers… it’s been a long one.

@Carl_M79 @StevenD1977 And not having a fit right back for a big chunk of the season.

These two sides have a structure. The managers have tactics.

@RyanMKIV Klopp did the same with Kelleher, so I get it, but a loss here would seriously damage your confidence at a time when you need it to be soaring…

@SmartCaz Kepa has played all of the EFL Cup games until now, so does he deserve to start? Yeah probably, but I don’t give a shit about that, you play your best team. Really frustrating decision.

@A_GymGuy @IanM_1970 Oh I know he won’t, it’s more in support of a managerial change. I’m unconvinced Gerrard is the key though. And we don’t have the personnel for Alonso, it would be another expensive summer.

@IanM_1970 @SmartCaz Yes can’t see it

Mad how people are talking about a legend in Stevie G taking charge for a few games 😂 nobody is asking to give him a 5 year deal FFS

@A_GymGuy @IanM_1970 Klopp would get third if we could talk him into coming back for two months… not sure Gerrard would…

@IanM_1970 Because at current rate we have and we could get CL if we make a change

@Alex_G_79 @Caddythe16th Things just got interesting…

@Caddythe16th We’ll manage to fuck it up somehow 😂

You just know Celtic aren’t losing this match 🙄

@bensmithppc @jabbathesutt That was the start of our season, til we were found out. I’m dreading the derby, you lot, PSG…

@jabbathesutt @SmartCaz Yeah we've had some red flags like that. Where results have been okay but performances have not.

Things I’m sick of: Arne Slot, our defence, our midfield (except handsome Dom and young Wirtz), Cody fucking Gakpo, Curtis fucking Jones, hearing about how much we don’t run whilst watching us not running, VAR, you, your mama too, and your daddy.

@bensmithppc @jabbathesutt Their fitness has declined, the tactics are unfathomable, from an observer’s perspective… It’s been a long year.

@SmartCaz @jabbathesutt Also you could say that the year after Klopp the players would have continued his habits for a while, and gone through a fairly similar regime. But by now it'll be the new one

@RyanR2021 You’re not a quitter Ryan!!!

@WitchyHibsCunt (Also I didn’t know about this Roan thing until now, what a stupid cow)

@WitchyHibsCunt If you don’t just smile back when a kid smiles at you, you’re a proper cunt, I don’t care how well you sing…

There is an awfy lot of folk who get mad that children exist in public.