Craig Atkins

@LesF80 God is a woman

@paulredlfc Oh, what's 'history', bud?

@cta84 It’s on history now changed the other week

Twitter has removed all the likes/RT/QTs from your old tweets. That's fine, I guess, unless you're the sort of sad git who likes(liked!) searching through old material every now and then.

@ShelaghB38 @WillSutton78 @BillGates

@cta84 @WillSutton78 @BillGates Tutorials available

This heat is appalling. Tell me it will be cooler tomorrow @BillGates ?

@buffys You think a continent is a country. Pipe down, Yankee.

europe is such an easy country to ragebait

@ShelaghB38 None. Saying that, I haven't seen anyone else mention the issue. If it is an issue.

@cta84 Is there an explanation ?

@Lfc7862 @SeanyLawson So let's not pay more without the Brighton middle man then?

@SeanyLawson We’d still be spending 70/100m due to inflation. You can’t find mane’s and salah’s for 35m anymore. That level of player is 70-100m. Diomande ideally goes to a Brighton first then we pay 70/80m but we have to move earlier now. Is what it is. We’re moving with the market for once

100m for a 19year old out of Germany lol. Let’s go back to what got us to the dance, why don’t we do that?

@BabajiSutar3 Javagal Srinath

Can you guess him 👇

@6thiagoat I'll pass, thanks.

Drop me a follow for continued Arne Slot slander going into next season

I'm sorry, but what an awful fucking gift for two legends that are leaving the club.

@SuzieHasTwins Unless Barry from Eastenders is there? If not, the best place is indoors in this weather.

I dunno if I’m getting old but this just doesn’t appeal to me anymore

@EmilySm43 Nothing, because it's an ai pic

Women in the 1970s what do you notice??

@poglejaydee @Geminiridell Definitely. Rarely seen outside playgrounds from long ago. Obviously, she hasn't evolved.

@Geminiridell Words straight from the 1970,s🤬

Who the fuck calls someone a 'spacker' in the 21st Century?? Walking into a supermarket and struggling to walk more than usual due to the heat and a woman looking like shes stepped out of the pages of Chavmapolitan tells me to hurry up and adds the S word. Cheeky effin bint! 🤬

@Helennon1 That was the first film I saw him in as well. Do you think he could've played Bond, or better as a Bond villain?

Happy 50th Birthday Cillian!!

@WisdenCricket Well done, Jacob. Good process 👍👍

Jacob Bethell has been ruled out of the remainder of the IPL with a finger injury. His availability for England’s first Test against New Zealand is subject to fitness. #RCB

@gazabehindscens I think you'll find the final was played in blazing sunlight. Facts over feelings.

Celtic fans raised the flag of Palestine during the Scottish Final Cup.

@greggmunikwa @IanM_1970

Every single tweet I’m seeing about Liverpool right now is either a negative stat or slot quotes. How anyone can be filled with hope for next season I just don’t know.

@FumingTeethman I thought Bumming? 😮

Breakfast

@LesF80 Clunk click, every trip. What could go wrong? Report back, Major.

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@WillSutton78 @BillGates I have put pause to my vigorous fitness programme on medical advice. My own. Where's those cornettos? I swear Mrs Hudson bought 5 yesterday.. where do they all go?

@cta84 @BillGates You're in the devils cornhole down there, doctor. Livingstone himself would struggle, despite his Tanzanian training .

Robert Fripp still confused about why hospital “shaved my balls” after heart attack "The man shaving my balls didn’t tell me," he said, while sharing an update on his health. (@tntsports)