WiseMonkey

Welcome to 2021. Don’t whine to me if you voted for this.

I haven’t heard any congressmen who voted for kill switches defend it. Make them. Get it on record. Primary them.

@GeorgePapa19 To quote Ross Perot, expect a loud sucking sound as every person who has assets of any kind flee the state. Then expect it to be tied up in court due to it being an ex post facto law going back to 2025. Then expect it to be lowered as to applicability.

Import the Third World, become the Third World

Synchronized swimmer Kristina Makushenko performed the iconic dance from Michael Jackson's Thriller video underwater

@RealEdFriendly Maybe it’ll play, “Turning Japanese” by the Vapors?

Can somebody help me understand how this will interact with me jerking off while driving? I do a lot of road trips I don't need this kind of micro management.

The Leftist Voter will do the violence. The Leftist Media will hide the violence. The Leftist Orgs will bankroll the violence. The Leftist Politicians will incite the violence. The Leftist Judiciary will protect the violence. The Left is the party of violence.

It's the least I could do! 😂 MAHA

Nayib Bukele: "What about the human right of the women who don't want to be r*ped? What about the human right of kids to play, or to be free? … But no, they were worried about the human rights of the k*llers."

@conservmillen @realJennaEllis It recurs in history.

Have you noticed that so often the people who preach the hardest about empathy are the least likely to show compassion for their political enemies?

@FightWithMemes Ask your doctor is a drug with 35 pages of side-effects is right for you!

What? The magic pill had side effects? No way. Big Pharma would NEVER sell us something harmful. 🤨

@nicksortor @ChanaB24427700 Been going on for quite a while.

HOLY CRAP! Karoline Leavitt is calling out Democrats BY NAME who SPARKED the rhetoric leading to Saturday's attempt on President Trump's life 🔵 "Rep Hakeem Jeffrey just THIS MONTH said, 'we are in an era of maximum warfare everywhere all the time.'" 🔵 "Governor Josh Shapiro said heads need to roll within the administration." 🔵 "Senator Alex Padilla said people are DYING because of fear and terror caused by the Trump administration." 🔵 "Senator Elizabeth Warren: President Trump is making the country look like a 'FASCIST STATE'" 🔵 "Senator Adam Schiff saying President Trump using a dictator playbook" Senator Ed Markey calling President Trump a dictator, saying that this administration's actions are authoritarism on STEROIDS" 🔵 "Governor JB Pritzker: 'Never before in my life have I called for mass protest disruptions. These Republicans cannot know a MOMENT of peace.'" 🔵 "Rep. Pressley saying we'll see you in the streets." 🔵 Monica M McIver, a Democrat representative on Capitol Hill, we will "not take this sh*t from Donald Trump. He thinks he's a DICTATOR. We are at WAR!" "These are Democrat elected officials calling for WAR against the president of the United States and his supporters."

@Osint613 Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

South Africa pulled its draft national AI policy after its references turned out to include fake, AI-generated sources. - Reuters

So you stir up violence by parroting leftist talking points… Then you’re too afraid to be around the potential results of said talking points.

@2Aupdates Under the same logic, should plumbers be arrested since any pipe could be used for a number of nefarious purposes (including the California definition of a firearm, which is different from the fed’s) post-sale? This state…🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Brady is currently suing S&W for this with liability arguments including: 1) CA AR-15s are "assault weapons" and machine guns 2) The shooter mentioned the brand and model when a 911 dispatcher asked what weapons he had 3) He watched 7 seconds of a 38-minute Jerry Miculek video

BREAKING: Teacher at Kaukauna High School in Wisconsin who complained that the shooter failed to kiII Trump has been placed on administrative leave He needs to be fired for good!

@david_parker Who do you think will be removed by AI? As well as their support staff.

This is why your healthcare sucks. Most of the money is being used to create fake jobs for parasites.

If extremely violent criminals are not imprisoned, eventually they will murder innocent people

Cole Allen’s “manifesto” is indistinguishable from the routine Bluesky rants of mainstream Democrats. This is not hyperbole.

If hate had a face…