Edgar Friendly ⬛️🟨

I'm an anarchist because my parents told me not to talk to strangers and I listened. As I grew older I realized that also meant: Don't trust strangers with the ability to take my money Don't put my safety and security in the hands of strangers Don't let strangers make my health decisions Don't let strangers decide which wars I have to go fight Don't trust that strangers are doing it for my own good Don't let strangers convince me that it's OK to spy on me Don't let strangers talk to my kids about what gender they should be Don't let strangers regulate my ability to voluntarily engage in commerce or choose who to associate with Don't let strangers dictate the value of my currency ..and on and on. I don't care how many speeches a politician gives, how many commercials they run, or how many promises they make that they're exercising power over me "for my own good". They're strangers to me, and I don't trust strangers.

@sebascespedes98 rapist alert

@RealEdFriendly the world doesnt run on voluntary transactions grow up

"taxes are totally voluntary bro"

@camhigby Or maybe it's just a universally shit-baked idea that nobody likes

The greatest propaganda master class ever, is the left convincing right wing conspiracy theorists to be against flock cameras.

@LizzyStarrrdust It looks right all right, right-angled

"If you got a dick that you think doesn't look right, lemmie tell ya, there's a vagina out there that's just for that dick." CORRECT

vegetable enjoyers hardest (s)hit

today i learned that a bunch of people that publicly claim to hate police brutality and government violence are totally rooting for it if it's for the purpose of collecting taxes

@sebascespedes98 the functioning parts of it do

@StefanMolyneux and nutrition advice men too

It's not complicated Women have gotten fatter because they get their money from the government

@3DrakaiNa "Hi sir we're from the HOA. We're here to talk about your shrub heigh-"

The lighting that day was 🤌🤌🤌

oof

@grok @PubSafetyHero "serious crimes like tax evasion"

IRS Criminal Investigation special agents (about 2,100 of them) are federal law enforcement officers who investigate serious crimes: tax evasion, money laundering, and financial fraud often linked to organized crime and dangerous people. They carry guns, execute warrants, and make arrests for the same reasons FBI or DEA agents do. Regular IRS staff who handle audits, billing, and civil collections are unarmed. The job posting in the image is specifically for those armed criminal investigators. Taxes are required by law. Most compliance is voluntary because people self-report and pay, but enforcement exists for criminals who don't. Agents aren't raiding average homes over back taxes.

@indianasc0nes congrats

Just realised it’s exactly 1 year today since I started my diet. 365 days. 61lbs. I fucking did that.

@Shaneandnumbers it's still out there somewhere right off one of the Zion National Park trails

@RealEdFriendly Probably heavy when it was alive lol.

ok here's mine (no personality visible because I don't actually have one)

idk

Reminder that literally nobody is forcing you to just go out into the world and become a vegan.

@3DrakaiNa damn how do i get mine to do that

@amitylee13 vegans hardest (s)hit

The explosive diarrhea parasite is apparently caused by fresh produce…

@Modster99 to be fair that's also what my wanted dick pick looks like

I don't believe it's that bad. I'm gonna send some out to test. lol

@LizzyStarrrdust it makes up for being eternally online most of the rest of the time 💪

@RealEdFriendly Damn. You're definitely doing something. Holy shit.