Edgar Friendly ⬛️🟨

I'm an anarchist because my parents told me not to talk to strangers and I listened. As I grew older I realized that also meant: Don't trust strangers with the ability to take my money Don't put my safety and security in the hands of strangers Don't let strangers make my health decisions Don't let strangers decide which wars I have to go fight Don't trust that strangers are doing it for my own good Don't let strangers convince me that it's OK to spy on me Don't let strangers talk to my kids about what gender they should be Don't let strangers regulate my ability to voluntarily engage in commerce or choose who to associate with Don't let strangers dictate the value of my currency ..and on and on. I don't care how many speeches a politician gives, how many commercials they run, or how many promises they make that they're exercising power over me "for my own good". They're strangers to me, and I don't trust strangers.

@Rothmus "I should be paid way more than I voluntarily agreed to" "I'll call it 'wage theft'" it's 'theft' not to give people free money apparently

There is no such thing as “wage theft.” Unless he means taxes.

tbh

oof

@noelle_1025 damn I would have hollered at you in the food court and invited you to Sbarro so fast

@RealEdFriendly The chains yes. And barbed earrings. And stickers to put on my book covers. The dildos, nope, because they wouldn't sell to anyone under 18 😂

There was a Spencer's next to the Hot Topic in the mall. So after you were done buying all the edgy chains and pentagram belts, you would walk over to Spencer's and sword fight with the dildos they sold in the back. 😂

Read more Hoppe y’all, so to speak!

Deer call World Championship 2026. "white people have no culture" crowd utterly silenced:

@harryjsisson this is about as funny as dental work

The Onion takeover of Info Wars is even better than I imagined. Alex Jones and MAGA are cooked

@TiffanyFong has she tried calling him brown boy and insulting his asian fish head wife?

@SeaJay0102030 @DrRitaDed based

@RealEdFriendly @DrRitaDed I’m a cunning linguist

Did I mention I'm a doctor? Everything I say comes from years of research and education. Don't even try to debate me.

@Johnsmemes same I don't want to post things that I don't find interesting, fun, funny, etc. just to farm - I already have a job X is supposed to be my outlet to take my mind of work not more work 🥲

@RealEdFriendly Thanks Edgar. 🤣🙌 I've been ignoring all the "this is how to post" things and learned community and friendship is the best way to use X.

I am going to join Cody in doing this. This is be my only post today and no new memes. My time on here today will be commenting and reposting my friends. We all deserve to be seen.

@Sara_Varnholt projectile shotput that cigarette and you out the window into oncoming traffic

Men be honest: road trip date, I light a cigarette but roll the window down… is that okay?

Good news everybody she's in the top 75% it's game on 🔥

Matched with a 8/10 baddie on Hinge but no vaginal microbiome report on her account How do I bring it up without sounding accusatory?

@TAttucks didn't even think of this :(

@RealEdFriendly offer to buy her one you heathen there really are no more good men I guess

@thechrisroberts will do

@TheAcidPunk so was he

@RealEdFriendly i was hoping he would successfully impale the bottle

Still believe in appendix carry?

@lapdonkey genius

@RealEdFriendly Tape a test strip to the underside of your dick, and administer the test yourself