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Paul
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Paul
@SplashMan
PAUL/paul ... Otherwise Engaged [email protected] @splashman.bsky.social
👁️👁️ 가입일 Kasım 2008
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@Ginismysin @CelebSabotage We watched the first episode and laughed a lot. Only stopped because a lot on at the mo. Worth returning to?
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@CelebSabotage Absolutely loving #celebritysabotage. Brilliant format and cast
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My advice, eat all the Maltesers you can catch, when you wake from the hangover your palms won’t be catching any more.
Jesus H Christ!@ThatBloke_Jesus
Just popping out for supper with the lads!
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"I gotta deal with God it's the best deal you wouldn't know this god he went to a different school we did everything to offend the previous gods so this is a new god he's a good guy sent me a nice presence".
Really American 🇺🇸@ReallyAmerican1
BREAKING: Televangelist Paula White compares Trump to Jesus because they were both “betrayed and arrested and falsely accused.” This person is employed by the White House.
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I know it’s in my best interests that @Barclays declined my card as fraud protection, but after 40 mins in a packed @Morrisons hunting Easter eggs, I had to leave them at the till and rush back to work.
Gutted I’ve let my (adult) kids down 😔
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B) Yet a penis eludes him.
Andrew Tate@Cobratate
I have everything that everybody else can’t have.
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A) Yet happiness eludes him.
Andrew Tate@Cobratate
I have everything that everybody else can’t have.
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It’s incumbent on astronauts to say something deep and meaningful on an exploration beyond anything previously undertaken.
As I’m too old for any potential conscription arising from @realDonaldTrump’s latest “Bored of Peace, let’s burn the planet” initiative...
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I'm not happy with this 'Washington says" or "in reaction to Washington".
It isn't Washington, it's Trump not representing the office in the correct manner. It's only 'Washington' because Trump has surrounded himself with zero-bollocked yes-men, and yes-women. He's a Putin.....
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At 2:05 .... "I'm a narcissist, an ego-maniac".
Has he admitted this previously?
Andrew Tate@Cobratate
Empire of lies.
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Dear @WhiteHouse you seem to be forgetting that you represent the office of president of the United States. After the big orange manbaby leaves and normal order is restored, we will respect you again.
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If I was a branding person, I’d say this isn’t about ‘woke’ or not offending, it’s ABSOLUTELY about making the product appeal across more demographics, selling to more people, more revenue, more profit. These companies don’t give a monkeys cuss about sensibilities, it’s profit.
Ben Graham@BenGrahamUK
Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?
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