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@SplitaxTV

I'm a woke bigot... and that's not even a joke.

가입일 Mart 2026
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Splitax@SplitaxTV·
This platform's AI and algorithm are something else... Turns out Sydney Sweeney is Sadie Sink.
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Splitax@SplitaxTV·
@sircalebhammer @bingbongscho Are we really getting "offended" over this type of quote she didn't even seem to be serious about when saying it? "fuel toxic gender wars"... really? What are you, like 15yo?
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Caleb Hammer@sircalebhammer·
@bingbongscho Direct quote from her Variety Hitmaker award giving advice on how to make music today: “Add the weird chord progression and key change, and call men stupid in as many ways as you can.”
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Caleb Hammer@sircalebhammer·
As a girls girl, I legitimately enjoy Sabrina Carpenter’s music. But ngl, she fully deserved this backlash. She has spent the past few years fueling the toxic online gender wars which has made her curate the most bottom of the barrel horrendous people to her audience… And those are the exact kind of people who will eat you alive at the moment you even slightly step out of line, or make a joke, or disagree with them on 0.1% of issues. Actions, meet consequences.
🇵🇸✪ noura ོ☁︎@nourslogical

to anyone who’s uncultured here’s how a zaghrouta sounds, which is clearly not yodeling. It’s a form of celebration preformed at weddings and moments of joy all around west asia and north africa learnt from many generations. calling it “weird” or brushing it off is disrespectful.

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Splitax@SplitaxTV·
@SabrinaAnnLynn Stop apologizing. There is literally nothing to apologize for.
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Splitax@SplitaxTV·
@RealLifeFakeWiz Listen. I hate to be the one breaking it to you... but you may be stupid.
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Splitax@SplitaxTV·
@PoweroftheTruth I think KinoCasino Live should happen today and roast him on his birthday.
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PPP@PoweroftheTruth·
Hey ummm Quartering care to explain? Maybe show the report history for your MTG channel? Ya know the only one you didn’t show…
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Splitax@SplitaxTV·
Crimson Desert fans being idiots and illiterate... and probably have hearing issues.
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@Th3birdman15 This 🤏 made me automatically think about KinoFlex lol
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Splitax@SplitaxTV·
@GundamIsHere Bro cheated on his girlfriend but mofos acting online like he killed a family of four...
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Splitax@SplitaxTV·
So platform allowing creators who AREN'T THE PLATFORM host their own bundles is now bad because... they didn't ban it? Are you fucking retarded?
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Splitax@SplitaxTV·
@JezCorden I'm still pissed they took down original Metro 2033 and Last Light.
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Jez@JezCorden·
Metro 2039. Soon.
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Splitax@SplitaxTV·
@Pirat_Nation You are the second most retarded person on this platform... Right behind Grummz.
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Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation·
Mozilla has introduced a new non-binary mascot called “Kit.” Kit uses they/them pronouns.
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Splitax@SplitaxTV·
@tyminski_marek This is a terrible news we got. Wuchang had some problems but I loved this game but it seems we'll never get a sequel.
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Splitax@SplitaxTV·
Oh No! The HORROR! ... For a racist like you...
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Byl Holte@SirBylHolte

Because Hollywood is creatively bankrupt, Hulu just dropped "Malcolm in the Middle: Life's Still Unfair." PREMISE: Malcolm is both happy and successful having spent years avoiding his dysfunctional family - until he's forced to reunite with Hal and Lois for their 40th wedding anniversary. Everyone is back except Dewey who's been recast because Erik Per Sullivan "retired." BUT BECAUSE IT'S 2026 DISNEY: Starts with a "previously-on" montage of anti-male violence that you’re supposed to laugh at. Malcolm's has a daughter whose inner life includes “depressed apathy, paralyzed embarrassment, and impotent fury.” He has a MIXED-RACE girlfriend. His childhood best friend Stevie (the black kid in the wheelchair with one lung) is now GAY, wears 2 earrings, is married to a white man, and is raising an adopted baby son. Hal and Lois’s surprise pregnancy from the original finale is now their grown-up non-binary daughter who uses they/them pronouns. There's a scene of Jane shaving Hal's back while he stands frontally-naked before Dewey on a zoom call. There’s a flashback where Malcolm speaks Spanish to prove to his family that he knows how to say "quesadilla" (and to acknowledge that America has been taken over by ILLEGALS). Reese (looking kinda AIDSy) tells his dad “we all know my life sucks, I ruined my job, my marriages, I don’t really have any friends.” We catch up with Francis and his Asian wife who looks like Moe Stooge. The mixed-race girlfriend bonds with the depressed daughter over making fun of Malcolm. And that’s just episode one! The end of the "previously on" sequence has HAL saying “and someone actually asked for more of this.” Fun fact: NOBODY DID.

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