💀 Scary Larry 💀 🌻🇺🇦🌊✊🏻🗽🇺🇸

I don’t think we’re watching the end of the republican party. We’re watching the republican party finally complete its transformation into a pro-authoritarian, pro-fascist, terrorist organization that wishes to destroy all of the democratic ideals that we hold dear as Americans.

This week, republicans went on record as being: ✅ PRO-gas price gouging ✅ PRO-starving babies ✅ PRO-white supremacist domestic terrorism And especially: ✅ PROfessional assholes.

The Pope himself said that President Biden & others shouldn’t be excommunicated just because they’re pro-choice The SF Archbishop is defying his own Pope by denying Nancy Pelosi Holy Communion The religious extremists in our country are out of control, absolutely drunk on power

@hmitchell If it behooves you to brag about it, then do so. So much whinnying!

I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve never had to buy anyone a horse in order to get laid.

😂😂😂 #HillaryForPrison? Those dumbass MAGAts spelled #TrumpForPrison wrong. They never were good at spelling. Or anything else for that matter.

Dickhead racist Senator from Louisiana Bill Cassidy said that maternal mortality rates wouldn't be so high if you didn't include black women. This racist piece of shit has no place in our government, much less in our society.

One more time for the people in the back: Democrats ✅ pass bill against gas price gouging. Republicans ❌ Democrats ✅ pass bill to ease the baby formula crisis. Republicans ❌ The GOP is only about obstructing Democrats, not about helping you or me.

@peter_alfieri_1 @duty2warn He has none of those things.

@duty2warn This happens to some people that have high levels of creativity or exceptional ability. It seems to be the cost of having that ability, that it may manifest itself as insanity later in life. Look at Bobby Fischer and John Nash.

Elon Musk is having a hypomanic or manic episode. He needs help. This is not a joke. It’s a crisis.

@duty2warn @ricod999 Let him implode. To hell with him.

@Smockedindaface @mom_snickers @LeaderMcConnell 😂😂😂 Did you ever stop to think that’s because your party is nothing but a bunch of corrupt fascist morons?

@mom_snickers @StompTheGOP @LeaderMcConnell Have you ever been to a meeting when the other side attacks you and the system backs that up? This happens to everyone who isn't a dem.

Today marks 11 straight days of record-breaking gas prices. Getting to work, running errands, and hitting the highway for a modest family vacation all costs 88% more at the pump than it cost when President Biden put his hand on that Bible.

@laurenboebert @elonmusk So when you were at the bowling alley with your husband-to-be (when he was 24 and you were 17) and he flashed his penis at those teenage girls, were you watching the whole time and giggling or what? Did you decide right then and there that he was the pervert you wanted to marry?

It took @ElonMusk barely 24 hours of becoming a Republican for him to be Me Too'd. Do you see the way they play this game now?

@marianne_lyons_ @TheeAdamRich Well they’ll have to twist their tiny brains to decide to buy anything that doesn’t get 5 gallons to the mile. Guess we’ll see.

BREAKING: The next Tesla will offer 500 horse-for-handjob power.

If Nikola Tesla was alive in 2003, he would never have allowed his name to be associated with anything made by fascist sexual assaulter Elon Musk.

@melissa_dinolfo @SenClayDavisx4 Hah! That’s the truth. I find myself calling 20-somethings “kids.”

You know I have an older sister. I also had a middle sister. She caught a high fever as a young baby. My parents couldn’t get her to hospital fast enough to save her brain. She passed away when she was 15 and I was 13. I used to read to her every night. Today is her birthday 💔

@Dave63530159 What? Come back when you can say anything that makes any kind of sense.

😂😂😂😂 Impeach Biden is trending. Do any of the shitheads spreading this know that he’s done nothing impeachable? As opposed to trump, whose entire life is an impeachable offense.

@kat61969 @McManus1945 @mom_snickers @LeaderMcConnell Is that avi a picture of his butthole?

I picture Clarence Thomas’s relationship to Ginni Thomas as Harvey Korman’s character’s relationship to Nurse Diesel in High Anxiety. “Those who are late do not get to acknowledge attempted insurrection.” “Oh, you’re so strict.”

Ginni was a member of the Lifespring cult Now she’s a member of the MAGA cult She’s psychologically unhinged & latches onto absolutely ludicrous conspiracies to bolster her self-importance & self-worth Paired with undeserved power, such an inferior mind is extremely dangerous