🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Danny 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@MrsLD10 Forget that look at your petrol gauge 😳

Paid £425 this week to get this stupid bloody light fixed ...... Few days later it's back on!!!!..... I give up being an adult ... I give up on everything around me breaking, problem after problems 😢😭 #Problems #Broke #adulting

@vxylily Not if I don't know the bank balance do you think I'm crazy?!

Would you do it? BE HONEST 🙂

@TheGriftReport Nish kumar Rosie Jones

I'll start, Rosie Jones.

@benonwine Import 3rd world become 3rd world

What the actual F***K has happened to Birmingham!

@tru_th_finder @elonmusk You forgot the i in ruin....

@elonmusk How is it your business , bro ? Why not face America and leave uk 🇬🇧 alone to run their country whatever way they deem fit .

This would be a travesty

@RealPeteBennett After the leftards yes

Are Muslims the most disliked group in the UK?.

@Alanascottish Laftards and arsenal fans

@fesshole Yeah but you all shag the choir boys so why should anyone listen to yous?

I'm a vicar in a small rural village. I could never say this to my flock because of the outcry, but Reform are blatantly opposed to genuine Christian values and it's clear that anyone considering voting for them has not been listening to a single word I say each week

@omosadeagain @Lea_EFC Again you can win a game you cannot win a team

@THFCdan @Lea_EFC Thank you professor I will make sure to update the dictionary so nobody accidentally says they ‘won against’ Aston Villa ever again I will let every commentator in the Premier League know they’ve been using the English language wrong this whole time

Gimme one thing that’s guaranteed to happen in the Premier League this weekend…

@lady_valor_07 Id chose a mosquito riddled with aids

WHITE PEOPLE: Is this true?

@omosadeagain @Lea_EFC Aston villa are not a trophy that you win.. they're a team you beat. You can't win a team, you can simply beat a team. Hope this helps.

@Lea_EFC Man Utd winning Aston villa Everton Draw Arsenal Man city win and Chelsea draw

@Amy_Moll99 And you stick to not bathing ya stinking leftard

“What did Churchill ever do?” I beg you to stick to OF.

@StanCollymore Bloody sick of these wheel chair users rolling around! Why don't they just walk like the rest of us?! Lazy twats probably racist aswell because the tyres are black!! Sickens me!

If John had shouted it as I'm on a stage and wasn't told beforehand that he was there, I'd be embarrassed, go back stage, ask what happened, be told why, what and when then gone and found him, give him a hug, laughed and said "fuck all to worry about, how are you pal?". If I'd have been on the stage and known he was there and he shouted it out, I'd have said " we've got the amazing John Davidson in the house, I've seen both documentaries as a young man, will watch what I hear is and incredible film and look forward to a beer with him during the after party. Disability and Tourettes isn't a crime, go to Tourettes Action UK to teach yourself about John's world".

@piersmorgan Dogs are cleaner

You disgusting pr*ck.

@tad_bennett @MrsLD10 Bro youre about 60 and smoking weed! Get a grip on life before hating on young women!

@MrsLD10 Have some respect for yourself and the people this bullshit just popped up on their phone. Maybe if you did some jumping jacks, jogged five or six miles a day, did a few sit-ups and lost about 200 lb maybe guys wouldn't throw up looking at your fat ass.

How about go fuck yourself, I'll wear what I like, I don't aim to please pathetic men like yourself, so go troll someone who cares!

@LucyTCWife Hope you both have a gd night 🥰

The old boy has brought me out for a valentines curry! He says it’s less busy the day before! He actually means cheaper 😂😂❤️

@antmiddleton Used to be dogs now its vermin!! Time to revolt!!

Import… Become!

@dave24144975 Shoot the cunt

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 "Calm down, mate." Another recent incident... Kings Guard Seems to be able to do what he wants without any consequences...

@AmiriKing Id slap him

‘They don’t like me because of the color of my skin.’ Most self-righteous culture on earth.

@TateTheTalisman That be a number sir

Explain 67 to me like I am an old man. Because I am an old man.