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@GregHands @Conservatives @CCHQPress @PbConservatives @paulbristow79 @GregHands National debt when Labour left office in 2010: 62.4% at 800 billion. National debt under Conservatives, 99% at 2.5 trillion. Evidently, the Conservatives have completely fucked the economy for generations to come. Party of fiscal responsibility, my arse.

@danwootton Where you from Dan?

The British uprising is coming. We'll only be gaslit for so long before we say enough. And, fuck me, we’re being gaslit. The idea that Shabana Mahmood, who used to literally welcome illegals onto the shores of Greek islands, will end the invasion. How stupid do they think we are?

@connor_naismith He's a whiny bitch who likes nothing more than playing the victim.

Is it just me or does he seem completely rattled...

@danwootton Twat got to be twatty. Shut it you knob.

If they can’t take Nigel Farage out politically, evil Labour hopes to inspire a nutter to do so by nefarious means. And if you don’t think there’s a deep state plot against the Reform UK leader? What the hell explains officials cutting his security by 75% just after Charlie Kirk

Exactly this

@JoeBangles11 Take cheese. Can't go wrong.

So.....I'm going camping for the first time next Saturday (only for one night with my best mate of 35 years). Camping near Brecon Beacons, Wales. I'm a camping virgin, so what are the BIG must haves or rookie mistakes to avoid?

@reformexposed @darrengrimes Only because he's a feckin eejiit.

Hi @darrengrimes, which is it? We need ID cards or we don’t need ID cards. Because Councillor Darren Grimes can’t make up his mind.

@trussliz Liz, you don't know what day it is love. Sit down and keep schtum.

Knowing what I know about Government IT, it is highly unlikely that this terrible, authoritarian scheme will be implemented by 2029. By then, Starmer will have been kicked out of office, and it can be junked. thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

@YossiBenYakar It sounds like he's talking about Reform.

x.com/GBNEWS/status/… Watch: A British TV host finally says what so many are afraid to tell Palestinian Muslims and their Western enablers the truth: "You are evil liars who always play the victim while being the exact opposite." Do you agree with every single word? Retweet if yes!

@andrewlawrence Your memory must be shot. You need to do one of Trump's cognitive tests. The Conservatives are the party of sleaze and they worked bloody hard on the grifting to earn the title. So don't forget again.

-Chancellor who lied on her CV. -Deputy leader who fiddled her stamp duty. -Transport secretary who was convicted of fraud. - Ambassador to the US who was best friends with a paedophile pimp. Remind me again, who is it that's the party of sleaze?

@LeeAndersonMP_ Back atcha, your thickness.

Just resign you snivelling little weasel.

Since MAGA is out there once again saying their Melon-hued Messiah is making “prayer great again”, let’s talk about God and Trump, shall we? When Donald was a 5 year-old boy, he was caught throwing rocks at a baby in a crib in the neighboring yard. When he was eligible for the draft, while his peers went off to war, he sought medical deferments for an ailment he didn’t have. He left his first wife, who said he raped her, for his second wife, who he cheated on with his third wife, who he cheated on with a porn star and a Playmate, who he then paid to keep quiet, before he lied about the money he paid them. Yes, really. He bragged about grabbing women by the pussy when he wasn’t making fun of their looks, their weight, their menstrual cycles, or calling them “dogs,” he cheated people out of their money, stole from charities, mocked a disabled reporter, joked about Paul Pelosi being attacked by a man with a hammer, opined about having sex with his daughter, insulted people who stutter, said he didn’t want war-wounded amputees in his sight, golfed and tweeted while Americans died from Covid, incited horrific violence in order to install himself in an office he was voted out of, and then pardoned every single person who perpetrated the violence he himself incited. He is named in the files of a notorious sex trafficker he spent decades being best friends with, and relocated said sex trafficker’s partner in crime to a bougie Club Fed cushioned with comforts most of the survivors of her abuse will never know. Yes, really. He’s a sociopathic, narcissistic, pathologically lying, serial sexual predator, and a bigoted, hateful, vitriolic criminal conman who refers to innocent immigrants as “vermin,” while praising murderous despots at the same time. He can’t cite a single passage from the Bible when asked but will still sell them for profit, he doesn’t attend church but worships instead every Sunday at Our Lady of The Perpetual Mulligan, and he’s even had the audacity to refer to himself as the second coming of Jesus. Yes, really. God has turned him into a tomato-sauce-stained sloth-like felon with bruised hands, slurred speech and swollen ankles. God impeached him twice, made him lose reelection once and visited upon his first term in office a once-in-a-lifetime global pandemic which ravaged our country along with the rest of the world. And then God convicted him on 34 counts and found him liable of defamation, sexual abuse & business fraud. God created someone as hateful, impulsive, intolerant, needy, angry, vengeful, malevolent, selfish, sadistic, depraved, amoral, areligious, idiotic, envious, devious and evil as Donald Trump, made his first presidency the most infamous in the history of time, and then rained down upon him the hammer of justice in historic fashion all so that he could return him to the office he once tried to steal? That’s God at work, is it? He handed the highest political office on the planet to the physical embodiment of the seven deadly sins rolled into a sadistic, senile, septuagenarian who personifies everything Jesus spoke against because he is so “devout”? The truth is that slimmest plurality of Americans, comprised of the dumbest, most willfully self-sabotaging fools in this country put him back in office for a second term because they either couldn’t or wouldn’t vote for a Black woman. But that victory is what the cult will point to as the “proof” their spiteful psychopathic savior was sent “by God.” Really?!? That he was “chosen” by God himself. Well, that’s straight up bullshit. But it’s also what they have to tell themselves, because despite everything he’s done and everything he’s said, despite what they can see with their own eyes and hear with their own ears—MAGA will still believe what they need to believe. Because the truth is that this was never about God. These people don’t worship God. They worship Trump.

What time is Chris Mason investigating how Nigel Farage’s girlfriend, Laure Ferrari bought a £850k home in Clacton in cash for him? #FarageTax

@piersmorgan You, my man, are the stupid twats, twat.

When the Govt is punishing people for having second homes, and raising our taxes after promising not to, having a Deputy PM who dodges £40k in tax on her THIRD home after demanding Tories resign over tax scandals, is spectacular hypocrisy. Angela Rayner’s position is untenable.

@LizKershawDJ @AngelaRayner You failed.

I'm sick of @AngelaRayner being hailed patronisingly by champagne socialists as a token female working class role model. And now as an innocent victim of prejudice. I spent 35 years on the BBC working to prove that being a northern woman doesn't mean you are uneducated or thick. And then along came Ange with her lack of education, 22 letter alphabet and a teen pregnancy.

@benonwine No, Thatcher did.

Did Tony Blair Begin the Downfall Of Britain? 🇬🇧

@narindertweets Bloody happy birthday Narinder.

This British-born Indian Geordie is 53YO today! Il say all the bad bits so you don't have to - mutton, old, ugly, irrelevant, desperate.. Let's call a ceasefire for a day and wish me a happy birthday if you can haha. Business resumes tomorrow 😁

@juneslater17 You may have done well, but you've no class, so yes, you're a feckin hag.

To the Starmer voter who's called me a sad old hag . Don't worry about me sweetheart, I've lived a life.. I'm the epitome of capitalist success ..left school at 16 retired from proper work about 45, run two homes, drive smart cars, eat well, nice house, and have values . Everyone deserves opportunities to become what they want to be. And if that's a lazy arsed tosser , capitalism even makes room for you . I've traveled everywhere I want to go, and own everything I want to own I now choose Crocs elasticated trousers and dogs before people, It's called living a life you don't want to leave ..give it a go😜

@QprEver Not in the top 5.

@Jenny_1884 Got one. Best move ever. Only an idiot wouldn't.

Is anyone else not rushing out to buy an EV Car with the £1500 discount & £3750 on 2 vehicles that the government are trying to bribe the public with because nobody wants them. Who else won’t buy one?

@StevenJonMiller What a twat.

🚨Anyone know yet if any leftie has offered taking in a migrant from the hotels⁉️