Tim Waltz (Parody)

Proud to announce I've been endorsed by Gwen Walz!

@AntiWokeMemes They are beautiful women that I'd love to spend an evening with.

What do these 2 people have in common? 🏳️‍⚧️

@dalepbohl @WallStreetApes I tried, but I lack the flexibility and length.

@Tim___Walz @WallStreetApes GFY Timmy

HOLY CR*P 🚨 Minnesota Rep Krista Knudsen says they just found out the state TURNED OFF tracking for money being sent overseas They turned it on for 2 weeks. Saw all the money leaving, and Democrats quickly SHUT OFF TRACKING to allow it to keep happening READ THAT AGAIN “Today in the fraud committee, the Department of Human Services testified that they haven't been tracking the IP addresses of money that's being literally flown out of our state and where it's going. They did turn on that reporting for 2 weeks, and they found that yes, a lot of those IP addresses were tied to overseas computers, and then they quickly shut it off after just 2 weeks of seeing where this money is actually going” “Every time we turn around, it's just more and more fraud scandals in our state”

@MAGAVoice He's doing good work for Democrats! Thankfully, he's forgotten to pretend to be a Republican!

BREAKING 🚨 Millions of Americans are starting to call for Sen John Thune to be REMOVED as Leader John Thune is an absolute TRAITOR PASS the Save America Act

@peggyflanagan Ah yes! The most competent people to discuss public policy are rideshare drivers! Definitely more competent than us.

Earlier this year, I visited with rideshare drivers at our airport. They described the fear and chaos ICE was creating. Deploying ICE agents to watch TSA lines helps no one. If Republicans want to get lines moving, they should stop shielding ICE from accountability.

@GovTimWalz Next term, I'll create a council to examine fraud.

For months, families lived in fear, children were separated from parents, and two of our neighbors were killed by federal agents. I’m establishing a council to document the impact of Metro Surge and create a public record of the harm Minnesotans endured. We will not forget.

@IfindRetards Walz?

End the debate. What's the word for someone who is both gay and retarded?

@CrimeWatchMpls I need the location so I can join my comrades!

Submitted from Uptown Minneapolis: "jOiN tHe cOmMuNiStZ... der der der"

@libsoftiktok They were vouched for! We allow that here!

🚨BREAKING: Timothy Scouton, an election judge in Tim Walz's Minnesota, just pleaded GUILTY to allowing at least 11 unregistered individuals to vote in the 2024 election. Something is very wrong in Minnesota!!

@GovTimWalz I don't know. Even though we call ourselves the Democratic-Farmer-Labor party, I don't know farmer's or laborers here who support our policies.

Families are paying more for groceries, farmers have been pushed toward bankruptcy, and manufacturing companies continue to shed jobs. Trump’s tariffs weren’t just bad policy - they were unlawful, and Minnesotans deserve every dollar back. kfgo.com/2026/03/24/gov…

@Vikeologist Because your money is our money.

Why does this state just love to tax the ever living hell out of its citizens?

@SaveMinnesota_ @sauerbraten71 @ElizabethGiddi1 You must be seeing our Somali neighbors and neighbors who lack papers.

@sauerbraten71 @Tim___Walz @ElizabethGiddi1 It sure looks like I am when I’m at Walmart

Just get rid of the new Somali flag. Everyone hates it. You forced it on us with no vote. We were not given any say in our own erasure. Just bring back the old flag and then never ever try to force shit on us again.

@judytgolf Clearly because everyone loves me.

Why hasn’t Minnesota Governor Tim Walz arrested yet? After all, he knew about the Somali fraud and he’s covering it up.

@GrageDustin @nicksortor @elonmusk You should bet with me! That's probably where all of the tax money went!

@nicksortor @elonmusk Losers buy the stocks Nancy Pelsoi targets…. Rookie stuff. Winners buy the stocks that Tim Walz hates. Always bet against Tampon Tim.

🚨 LMAO! One year ago today, Tim Walz was CLOWNING on @elonmusk for Tesla’s stock price Since then, it’s almost DOUBLED 🔥 NEVER bet against Elon Musk… but ALWAYS bet against Tampon Tim Walz 🤣

@GrageDustin That is ridiculous! I would never be complicit in fraud! Especially not without receiving anything.

🚨 Trump believes Tim Walz and Ilhan Omar are complicit in the fraud. I tend to agree.

@DC_Draino This is clearly evidence of people looking at Minnesota because we prosecute fraud.

Nothing to see here. Just Ilhan Omar funneling millions of dollars to a 340B clinic run by her sister. Another example of the Minnesota Somalian fraud complex that must be investigated!

@JohnJon535 @MichaelH_MN @CrimeWatchMpls It would be a shame if people had research abilities to use the Minnesota Court Record Online website, could find the person's name, or their court file number and see court documents.

@MichaelH_MN @CrimeWatchMpls I find it interesting that the only results that show up for this are social media posts and articles quoting social media posts. Cannot find any of the court docs, only references to "court documents show."

I brought forward an amendment to end automatic expungements yesterday. Democrats eagerly voted against it. Whose side are they on? @CrimeWatchMpls

@GrageDustin I never did like Hooters. I preferred Peckers.

🚨 BREAKING: Hooters at the Mall of America is closing after 33 years in business. Welcome to Tim Walz’s Minnesota.