Tom Geoffrey

@SoVeryBritish Store receipts

Finish the lyric: “My love has got no money, he’s got his ______”

Fuck yeah!!! @JoeSims10 🔥🔥👏👏👏

Me and Jack absolutely loved trying our first ever Cambodian and Filipino dishes at Scrandit on Christmas Steps in #Bristol The food was soooooo good! Great work @TomGeoffrey #Barang

My pop-up in collaboration with Serena Appleby is kicking off tomorrow afternoon & runs until Sunday! Hope to see some of you down at the Scrandit on Christmas Steps my fellow Bristolians 🔥🤙 #Barang #PopUp #BristolFood

@DeadlineDayLive Similar to Harry Maguire’s offer from West Ham. That fell through though due to him also wanting free Toby Carvery for life.

🚨 The list of all the benefits Neymar will receive in Saudi Arabia: ▫️ A house with 25 bedrooms 🏠 ▫️ A 40x10 meter swimming pool and three saunas 🏊‍♂️ ▫️ 5 full-time staff for his house 👨‍💼 ▫️ a Bentley Continental GT 🚗 ▫️ an Aston Martin DBX 🚗 ▫️ a Lamborghini Huracán 🚗 ▫️ a 24-hour driver 👨‍✈️ ▫️ all bills for hotels, restaurants and various services during his OFF days will be sent to the club headquarters to be paid 🧾 ▫️ A private plane at his disposal for his travels 🛩️ ▫️ €500,000 for each social media post that promotes Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 ▫️ Not to mention his €100M-a-year salary 🤑 (Source: AS)

@cidersuspect 😂😂

Dave Rennie the new Harold Shipman ffs

@MrRyanLeister I doubt we would have gone cold if Wolves had genuinely offered £25m ‘guaranteed’ as a complete package. My guess is that the figure was still below that with unrealistic add-ons.

@JPercyTelegraph Great move for him. He’ll be a regular starter in that side, putting himself right in the shop window for a bigger move in a few years time. Will play for England senior team one day, I’m sure of it.

Bournemouth are in advanced talks with #BristolCity over a £25m deal for Alex Scott. Negotiations are progressing and it is getting closer. One to cheer up Julen Lopetegui, no doubt... 😳 #afcb telegraph.co.uk/football/2023/…

@FabrizioRomano West Ham could have Alex Scott for £25m. Will eventually go on to have a bigger career than Gallagher IMO, can play as an 8 or a 10 (similar to CG) but is technically far better, with stronger dribbling and passing ability.

Chelsea have rejected West Ham first bid for Conor Gallagher around £40m with add-ons. 🚨🔵⛔️ After discussing internally and also with Mauricio Pochettino, Chelsea decided to reject. West Ham remain interested but #CFC want at least £50m to sell Conor.

@GabSutton If we keep Alex Scott (not likely) I think top 8 could be realistic. No Scott (but with another few additions at GK & midfield) I still think top 12 is within reach. Special mention for Cam Pring who I think is one of the league’s best LBs. Conway could be gold this campaign too!

It's here! 🙌🏻 My 23/24 Championship Season Preview, complete with 1-24 predictions 🔮 blog.betvictor.com/en-gb/sports/f…

@HumansNoContext Bristolian here and my family called it the ‘Knopper’ or ‘Nopper’. Have no clue where that came from 😂

How do you call it in your language?

@wildtiktokss Nik Naks

His name is the last thing you ate 👇

@footyinsider247 @BCFC_Supporters @SportsPeteO The actual article says nothing new whatsoever 😴

🚨 FI SOURCES! 🚨 - Wolves close to Alex Scott deal amid new £25m reveal. 🔥 ✍️: @SportsPeteO #WWFC #Wolves

FOUR!? Mehmeti slips Conway in and he curls one into the bottom corner. 🔴 7-1 🔵 [117]

@rickygervais Not this?

Still the most difficult scene I’ve ever done. #Derek twitter.com/kerryfowler_/s…

@theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling What in the Ronnie Pickering did I just witness here?

Every. Second. Of this. I have never seen a cyclist-driver confrontation like this before. And towards the end it seems to jump the shark completely. Thank-you @MikeyCycling for sharing ... more details here youtu.be/Y1ii191NrdA

I think we need another 60 runs at least from this Stokes & Bairstow partnership, as the Aussies will show no mercy for our tailenders #BBCCricket

@jimmymacmusic After doing a 16 hour shift in a ridiculously hot and busy kitchen. Every chef knows that the clean down beer is right up there as one of the best 😉👌

Having a pint in Gatwick Airport. Got me thinking about what the best kind of pint is. Airport pint is up there, obviously. First pint at a summer wedding? The anticipatory solo pint while waiting for a mate on a Saturday afternoon? Impromptu after-work pint on a Thursday?

Ummm. She definitely ‘cocked’ it up #MasterChefUK

@BristolCity @JoeSims10 Very nice one @JoeSims10 👏👏🔥🔥

A massive shout out to @JoeSims10 doing an incredible job hosting our End of Season awards last night! 👏