Sir Rowley Gherkin QC

@kazza2slayer The same... happy 01:10

This insomnia shit is doing my head in! I have tried everything. Non medicinal, medicinal, alcohol, other. I cannot SLEEP. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

My friend's dog, Trixy. Who is up for adoption in the Hertfordshire area. Old. No teeth. Harmless. And that ain't just me!

@thecourieruk Thanks for the heads-up! Can I vote for her?

EXCLUSIVE: Fife Reform election candidate called Humza Yousaf ‘Islamist moron’ and ‘not British’ dlvr.it/TRb7n5

White Mouse Disco. 1979. "No Girl loves a Wimp" 😍 Please give this some love by sharing it! youtu.be/S0JCoMYpiA0?si…

@SimonForrest11 They strangle gay men in the street in Iran. Bomb it all to hell.

Orwell's Airstrip One has come to pass. Bombers at RAF Fairford (UK), off to murder Iranian children at Israel's behest. I wonder if the Iranian children are grateful for the UK's role in these 'defensive strikes'? 🤔 Cruel Britannia...

Dramatic re-enactment of most parties I attended in the 90s:

@DaleVince @NJ_Timothy

Hey @NJ_Timothy, how did you feel about Rishi Sunak celebrating Diwali outside Number 10 when he was PM? Your leader was practising a non-Christian religion outside one of London’s biggest landmarks - did you complain then? Trafalgar Square is regularly used for Christian stuff – you know that right? You and your party clearly have Islamophobic tendencies. Thank God - any god you care to name - that you have no chance of leading our country any time soon. Britain deserves better. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@DaleVince @NJ_Timothy You voluntarily gave £100,000 to the Cheltenham Muslim Assoc. Any reason? ANY.. reason? 🫣 Ain't like they're particularly Green. Would be great if some local Journo investigated exactly why you'd cough up £100K to a bunch of Muslims.

Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi's approval rating has plummeted from a record high of 79.5% to 56.0% with disapproval skyrocketing from 15.0% to 35.9%. This comes after she refused to establish a cap on immigration despite winning a supermajority on an Anti immigration platform.

@Lfromthenorth Can you try and give us all an example of how bad this would be, for the Swedish... but in, er, English?

As a native swedish-speaker this should be illegal lmao. Yall have no idea how absurd trying to read this out loud sounds. 😂

@HumzaYousaf Nothing to see here. Nope. Nothing. Don't notice the muslims taking over a public place. Nope. Nothing. Where were the women? Could I walk through that public space with a dog? We know what you're doing. We are not as stupid as the adherents of your religion. We have eyes.

We all know why Nick Timothy MP singles out Muslims celebrating Ramadan in Trafalgar Sq. Not because praying is domination, but because he wants to blow a rabid anti-Muslim dog whistle for political gain. He should be nowhere near politics, let alone the shadow front bench.

@Wommando Serve his sentence. Then.... deport. If he does not agree to deportation, or his country refuses him, we detain him under public safety laws.

👉The judge said Mohammed was "determined to find a woman and do whatever he wanted with her" ⚠️ Sudanese "refugee" Mohammed Mohammed, 24, who targeted and sexually assaulted a woman in a pub toilet in Darlington has been jailed. Mohammed deliberately stationed himself next to the female toilets and spent around 30 minutes harassing women before following a woman in. Pretending to be a bouncer, he forced his way into a cubicle and sexually assaulted her, ignoring repeated pleas to stop. The attack was only halted when a friend intervened. The court heard he was deliberately targeting "intoxicated females" and had approached multiple women beforehand. A judge described him as a "dangerous offender" posing a high risk to women, saying his actions "drove a dagger into their sense of safety". Mohammed was sentenced to a pathetic 5 years, 11 months in prison. No mention of deportation. Absolutely sickening.

@davecorviddave It's a bit niche... but there's a whole LOAD of Youtube channels dedicated to tinned fish. I went down a very weird rabbit hole... and then ended up buying about 10 different types of sardine or similar at Asda yesterday 🫤 @TinnedFishReviews" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@TinnedFishRev…

@TransChicken2 Ooh! Thanks, will try.

I rarely post about food. But last night, OMG, I had "Brisling Sardines" for the first time in my life and I've been thinking about them ever since! Sourdough toast with lots of butter and just those sardines on top. They were flavoured with lemon & dill. £1.20 from Asda

@dootdootootdoot @Aunty_Bigot I've been to Big Bone Lick in Kentucky! And Big Beaver in Michigan... and Gaylord.... and Climax... Michigan has a thing about naming towns with weird names.

@Aunty_Bigot Ooh maybe! Let’s never ever go there.

Why does my iPhone capitalise Micropenis?

I’m not religious but I have friends, colleagues and neighbours of all faiths and none. To call a public display of Muslim prayer an act of ‘domination and division’ is dog whistle politics. Pure and simple. independent.co.uk/bulletin/news/…

@GunloverClub1 Easy . Don't invade other countries.

Why This Feels Like a War Crime? In any other era, if you were out of ammo or cornered, there was a slim chance of surrender or a "fair" end. But you can't surrender to a kamikaze drone. It doesn't have a heart, it doesn't take prisoners, and it doesn't understand mercy.

@kazza2slayer @Sanityexxster NO!!!!!! Why????

@TransChicken2 @Sanityexxster I wish it was raining.

1am here. In despair. Tell me how your patch of the world is? Location, weather?

@thesundaysport Not a single Drag Queen to enliven this story. I'm gutted. The BBC isn't what it was.

It's not much - but at least it's a bit of positive news bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@thesundaysport Oh dear. All the old biddies will be out buying 400 pints of milk and 48 loaves of bread now they've read that. And topping up the petrol tank for their once a month trip to Tesco that is 2 miles from their house.

We always claimed to be 'The newspaper not afraid to panic first' Today, that title is under threat...