Travis The Singing Trout
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Travis The Singing Trout
@TravisTroutReal
There I was, just swimmin' in a lake.
In a lake 가입일 Ağustos 2023
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have i accidentally created sophietwt can we somehow turn this into a trading card game, like most of the usernames even have numbers in them that could be the health/power or smth
ghost@turboghosto
MY FIRST PURPLE SOPHIE LETS FUCKING GOOOOO WHAT A PULL
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@TravisTroutReal @dobby457 This clip legit has aura im so serious
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You only care about yourself. You dropped my donut, you spilled my soda, you hit my doorway, you ruined my whole day and you didn't even seem sorry
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@MountainDew Maybe if you live in like one of 5 states
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@armandkisses because dick van dyke is a wildly regarded entertainment icon so he’s on tv a lot
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@FitFusion__ I learned this in Nutella Tricks class
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Everyone is putting chocolate in pringles after seeing this genius idea
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@syrupyypluto I learned this in Nutella Tricks class
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Holy shit I just checked the news and it's true. All 8.3 billion people on Earth have purchased Pringles and liquid chocolate and done this. Even I did this and I didn't even notice. Mars Inc is now one of the most valuable companies on Earth
Fit_Fusion@FitFusion__
Everyone is putting chocolate in pringles after seeing this genius idea
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@KaiserBeamz I mean the joke also was just boring
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Family Guy anytime an Asian character appears on-screen
SurrealMediaFacts@SurreMediaFacts
In the original draft for "Boys Do Cry" in Family Guy Season 5, the Sneakers O'Toole cutaway was originally gonna be about a Chinese waiter giving two bowls of rice and chopsticks to a Japanese couple.
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@realsast I need this for more iconic tweets
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@JellyWeeps there’s a guy outside in this video how would it be 2020
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theres a guy naruto running in this video how would it be 2020
shinigami yato@retiredprotag
@Nikkitavia They tried that in like 2020 and no one did
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@0ctoberfullmoon @fwbonnie__ and then I bought my family size bag of chips since that’s a small portion for a single person ❤️ #godmade
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@fwbonnie__ went to the glorbula today to pick up my ak-47 since there’s one in every store ❤️
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europeans log on twitter and say some shit like “AMERICANS DON’T HAVE BREAD IN GROCERY STORES??” with 100% seriousness like what are you talking about
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@mitchwinsagain @RetrieveGoldens @saveusculture If someone would do that over a talk show monologue joke (which was not the case) they probably already were going to do that
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@TravisTroutReal @RetrieveGoldens @saveusculture “Actually it just inspired the assassination attempt is wasn’t a reaction to it”
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Trump when an assassin tries to kill him: eh, what are you gonna do, guess it’s part of the job description
Trump when a comedian insults his wife:
Pol Atreides@Aliathewhite
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@TravisTroutReal @RetrieveGoldens @saveusculture Yeah no one should think it’s a connection to the assassination attempt that happened less than 24 hours prior chud
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@RetrieveGoldens @saveusculture Because Trump is in very poor health and also 80 years old
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@saveusculture He didn’t just insult Trump’s wife, he said she has a widow’s glow about her. That’s a fucking threat.
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@AdriWindGB adri I'll deadass draw nights throwing it back with sweat flying off just for you if it's greg wrat sonic I'm not even playing
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aight place your bets everyone which one is gonna be the profile picture for the 90s Rewind
Sonic the Hedgehog@sonic_hedgehog
I'm Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog! 2 months ago, SEGA began the Sonic Rewind celebration. So far, we’ve celebrated the 2020s and 2010s. Now we’re in the 2000s! The party won’t stop there either. For now, enjoy everything this decade has to offer. See you again soon in the 90s!
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@ProgressNow00 @adamscochran Yep, like they asked AI to write messages between 2 twenty years olds and AI wrote messages from the 1920s - I was waiting for Cole to drop a 'my love' in there!
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Wait when was this manifesto supposedly written?
Because that second page is written from the perspective of him walking in to the hotel while guests are already arriving to the ballroom…
Where and when did he supposedly sit down and write a manifesto…
Maine@TheMaineWonk
The shooter’s manifesto includes a rant about stunning lack of security at the hotel.
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@bladesbaseee @flackospalace You're always pondering, you dumbass nigga but I've never seen you actually bust a case.
Worst. Detective. Ever.
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There’s no way they staged this shit just so he can justify building a ballroom LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Acyn@Acyn
President Trump says tonight’s shooting at the WHCD is a clear example of why we need a need a new ballroom for The White House
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