The Mysterious Fucking Detective

If you're scrollin by and ya happen to see this.... take a moment to stop and..... brood mysteriously….

@pawfism Ohh… somethin don’t feel right… YEEEEOUCH! AIEEE! OHHhhh….

@pawfism Don’t know why everyones callin this juke… I don’t see a problem! Hotsy-totsy mm…

dinner’s ready 🤤🔥

@RealConorOil What did you do Mr. Oil…..

Chuck Norris fucking died after I posted this btw

@horus534 @RealConorOil Too many…

@bladesbaseee @RealConorOil MFD how many open cases you have?

🚨🇮🇱BREAKING: Idk man figure it out yourself

@bbnomula @AlexSarzosa1 You killed those people Mr. No$….. maybe this’ll teach ya to drive more carefully….

BRUH IM IN FAMILY GUY commissioned 🎨@AlexSarzosa1

@images_i_hate2 I don’t see any difference….. what does it mean….

I just realized I can turn oranges grey

Having trouble solving this case…

@danghentschel @Shadoo_creeture I think human consciousness was a tragic misstep in human evolution. We became too self aware… nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself. We are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self….

No longer a comedian. Nothing funny about this world

@rumpdumpler The Dubious Fucking Scientist strikes again…. Mysterious Fucking Detectives always finish last…

Nice guys always finish last

@celinatruckstop Cashier Colby stop this instant. I have picture proof of you assaulting an animal and I will not let you get away with it. Apologize for your actions or face the consequences..

Please keep our Cashier Colby in your thoughts. He hit a deer on the way to work this morning.

@harrisonwyrick I was thinkin the same thing…. but how do you know what bombs look like?….

what are these? bombs? frightening.

@lunarandsunny Impossible….. unless black magic is being used… or some sort of heavily advanced robotics from the future….

Just a floating head

@LunaEtAstrum Can this puppy solve… cases?….

"how much is 2+2" the genius puppy:

@funnysmartguy12 I’ll solve this…

BREAKING NEWS: an evil void has opened somewhere in the galaxy

I was gettin pinched all day yesterday for “not wearing green”….. I don’t even know what “green” is! Jeez louise……

@ipaddlearound @fckingassist Or are you?…..

not toasting anything right now

@k2comix_ @BluebriarArts Don’t worry… I’ll catch him…

I hate this dumbass holiday

@AriTheDumb Who did this…

@bladesbaseee Ouuughh....

@AriTheDumb You’re talkin to the wrong gumshoe pal… I’ll send ya into next week POW! WHAMMO!…

@bladesbaseee Quit buzzin' around and mind ya bizzness detective... r'else ya might sleepin' with da maggots...