The Mysterious Fucking Detective

If you're scrollin by and ya happen to see this.... take a moment to stop and..... brood mysteriously….

@playboicurrryy Finally… someone who understands me…

how life felt when my age was only 2 numbers

@horsetwting Call me…. I can solve anything…

i feel like my tweets arent reaching my followers. pls interact if this reaches you 🐎🩷

@playboicurrryy It won’t stop me from finding them… all I need is time…

thank you for blurring the profile pictures i almost knew who it was

@fluffygirlpaws No. That is dangerous, irresponsible and could potentially be harmful to whoever you hit….

is it sexy to crack someone's skull open with an axe

@BluebriarArts So… some maniac is threatening to take bites out of people eh?…. Tell me everything you know…

Someone's talking stage just got sent this

@BluebriarArts A crane fly, also known as a mosquito eater, or a mosquito hawk, is a member of the dipteran superfamily Tipuloidea, which contains the living families Cylindrotomidae, Limoniidae, Pediciidae and Tipulidae, as well as several extinct families...

evacuate right the hell now wtf is that

@THOUSHALT1248 @tobyfox Don’t worry…. Delta Rune will make his classic appearance in Deltarune Chapter 6…. I know this to be true…

@bladesbaseee @tobyfox NO IT WASNT YOU SUCK

DELTARUNE Chapter 5!!! Comes out in a little less than 15 days!!!

@NebsGoodTakes Show me all of them…

I have a basement full of corrupted gif corpses just like this

@playboicurrryy … I’m on the case….

@gregthesorcerer Solving every murder….. and everything…..

Murdering everyone and everything

@ThisIsAMisSteak @Vetvet_Main @M1das_OW2 ??… How did you know…. there was a gunshot wound?…. Somethins realll fishy here….

@bladesbaseee @Vetvet_Main @M1das_OW2 cause.... of the gunshot wound, detective...

funniest thing in the world to me is how this person was front row in the college debate where charlie kirk died

@DoobusGoobus I’d be careful admitting that if I were you…. slapping people is a serious crime….

I want to slap that stupid anime flower in his smug fuckin' face.

@Vetvet_Main @M1das_OW2 ?…. How did you know that the killer used a gun?….

@bladesbaseee @M1das_OW2 they age regressed to not old enough to buy guns

@_AlexHirsch @ocean_divinity2 Do NOT replace your vital organs with candy… that could possibly lead to a stomach ache or even… death….

SUMMERWEEN SEASON is FINALLY HERE 🔪🍉 🍉Write 666 in your sunscreen! 🍉Freeze a bat inside a popsicle! 🍉Replace your vital organs with candy! 🍉Shove a goblin down a slip n slide! I still can’t believe I accidentally invented a holiday… how are you guys celebrating?

@tobyfox Or is it?….

DELTARUNE tomorrow...

@RealConorOil You... @ChudSouls I will find you….

@subtoconnorpls But… how?….

concerning

@saintvultures @gamblingfever7 Goku. Final answer…

@gamblingfever7 @bladesbaseee Any ideas?

GUESS THE JUJUTSU SORCERER! no domain no rct no reverse technique no simple domain no shikigami no maximum technique his technique is fucking SUICIDAL he looks like this

@scarra Call me…

i think i lost my grem bag somewhere before vancouver oh no....