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@hyenmojji66 Beautiful!

애인이랑💕🐾🐶 벚꽃 막차 타버려잇!🐾🐶

@MintyPup @OoskOoska Phew, when you said the husky was leaving little hints around the house I had a totally different image in my mind!

When @OoskOoska likes to leave little hints around the place..

@ATirox @MintyPup Yes please looks cozy and warm!

Wanna join us? ~ (With @MintyPup)

@MrJamesMay I think it’s mine, don’t know how it rolled all the way there from the Isle of Wight though

If you dropped a £1 coin just outside Wilton, I have it.

@railLKB Wonder how many projects haven’t gone ahead because so much of the budget is spent on paying for endless documentation

IT DOESN'T NEED A BUSINESS CASE. We can just do this. Who looks at the UNBELIEVABLY successful reopening of the Borders railway, and Levenmouth line and says, "we're not sure that an extension will be value for money". It's the railway, not a ski shop on a beach front.

@ChimeWhistle Should ask about when BTP is called out for urgent help for trouble on the Island Line, they have to come over to the Isle of Wight on a ferry from the mainland!

Ref the serious assaults on rail staff last night. The report I've seen states that three men were arrested by the civil police, handed over to BTP once they arrived - the latter taking their details and "letting them go".

@3YearLetterman @coachbrucepearl @PearlJam Yes, but we add milk to ours

This is from a gas station in the UK. This is utter bullshit I want someone to explain to me why the Redcoats are paying $1.30 a gallon for gas and hardworking American Patriots like me are paying THREE TIMES THAT AMOUNT! There is no choice but to impeach Trump for this

@hellothisisivan See if you can do all your working days in one week and get every other week off! (That’s what I do)

My work hours are likely changing to 3 12.5 hour days a week. I like this!

@B_railway_dog @LickTheProto Hooray for happy dogs everywhere!!!

I'm a very simple dog. I'm happy around Siemens Vectron locomotives. I'm a very happy train loving dog. 😊🥰 📸 @LickTheProto

@nocontextgayy Body of 1 with the personality of 2

1 or 2?

@hellothisisivan I was watching a Will Hay film just before reading this

Half heartedly browsing Tinder & thinking, I’m probably the only person on here currently watching a George Formby film

@Chris_Ince Maybe it’s to appeal to the flat earth market

I'm as interested in new food ideas as anyone, but Waitrose are selling 'Flat Easter Eggs' but pitching it at the Luxury end. It's somehow crossed the line into "We just can't be bothered/this is cheaper, but perhaps they'll not notice" when most people just want an egg to roll.

@archer_rs The police are always looking for a justification why the victim of crime “deserved it”

Who is this f*ckwit policeman in London who thinks people who have had their phone stolen must, "Share the responsibility for the theft" Since when are the victims of crime partially responsible for that crime?

@AthelWah I live on that island too! It’s worth the trip on the hovering machine to get there :)

I got a friend here but they live on the evil ass rape island that takes an hour to get to, I am eternally punished

Living in a uni town sucks cause my Barq is full of 19-22 year old students who are all doing “game design” like they won’t be working at Tescos for the next twelve years

@FalloonMark Be careful if you cancel your membership, they have a sneaky habit of saying your membership is cancelled and then continuing to bill you and hoping you don’t notice. Happened to me and the way they handled the refund indicated it’s not an isolated case

A big sarcastic thanks to the @TheRAC_UK today with whom I have been a member for well over 5 years. My car broke down 15 miles from at around 1310. I was on the busy A41 Whitchurch Road in a lay-by. ETA for patrol 1830-2130. At 1830 the eta slipped to between 1820-0030

@Club_Collared Wish I could help, used to be staff many years ago! But don’t live in London anymore

London Calling - If you’re planning to attend the London event this weekend. We will be closing at 11 with last entry at 10:30 due to staffing levels. Our events are staffed and run by volunteers who give up their free time to ensure our kinky nights run.

@PupZakos Arrrooo wish I was going!

See you at Darklands! 🫶

@MrJamesMay They only ordered it because it’s your round and they want to see you having to ask for it at the bar

It’s my round at the pub and one of my mates has asked for a white wine spritzer. Is this the first time since 1987 that one’s been ordered?

@PUP_Skal Happy birthday!

Most people don't know, but it was my birthday... on Sunday, Korean time.

@MrJamesMay @GLB_88 I bet you spell it “wacky” instead of “whacky” too

@GLB_88 I fold my bags for life so they fit neatly in the bag for life where they all live.

You will not get a shag for valentines if you…. 1. Fold your bags for life 2. Meal prep for the week 3. Wear gloves at the petrol station 4. Stand up when the plane lands 5. Wear crocs 6. Don’t pack as you go at self checkout 7. Your name is Colin 8. Wear whacky socks