Tonto Goldstein. Call me Bubba.

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This is a perfect reason to buy a Tesla: 😆

Beautiful sky tonight

@KellyMorrisonMN I'd say you have your head up your ass but given your specialty...

OBGYN here 👋 You don't need an ID to give birth.

In related news, the Grim Reaper is regretting its latest assignment. RIP Chuck. Let's hear your best Chuck Norris joke.

If you think AI film can’t be art then explain this.

I approve. 😂😂

@baseballcrank Dan must get called this a lot. Hence his sensitivity to the topic.

This is typically not what you tweet when you're winning an argument.

I was in a meeting today where the room number was 404. I joked that I couldn't find the room and nobody understood. This is why I have a hard time making friends.

Lord of the Rings x Pawn Shop might be the greatest AI video ever created. Credit u/YouAreNowDUM

BREAKING - KISS cofounder Gene Simmons says it is time for celebrities like Ben Stiller and Mark Ruffalo to “shut the f*ck up.” “People work hard for a living, and they don’t want to be lectured by people who live in mansions and drive Rolls-Royces. It’s time to shut up.”

@PLAUDAI FYI.

This is one of the weirdest order confirmation requests I have ever seen. I ordered an AI transcription device from Plaud. It isn't an inexpensive item. The order form was secure and payment processed. Today I get this email from them requesting information. I, for the most part and more professionally than I wanted, told them to stuff it. I am not sending this information as a reply to a random email request. They can cancel the order as far as I'm concerned.

So just to recap: a prison guard who lied to the authorities about checking on Epstein also coincidentally made a series of deposits in the weeks leading up to his death that were so suspicious that the bank independently reported them to the police. That same prison guard was searching for news about Epstein in the moments before his death. And that same guard was independently named by inmates who claimed that she was involved in covering up the killing. Also, two cameras in front of Epstein's cell malfunctioned while all of this was happening. That's a whole lot of coincidences stacking up on top of each other. I don't know. Seems strange to me. But I'm no detective.

Holy fuck NBC is evil

She completely shocked, worthy opponent 😂

Why do Democrats now universally condemn what achieves a top, longstanding Democratic priority?

I would have had a very hard time complying with those orders. For many reasons but, not the least of them, I would have had my head down in a book with noise cancelling headphones on with music blasting. Screw this. Go arrest the guy who, it appears, was not violently resisting. Too much ado about this.

🚨 BREAKING: Southwest Flight 2094 was diverted to Atlanta after a reported security concern. Authorities removed one passenger from the aircraft, and officials have not confirmed whether any dangerous items were found.

@hplc_tech @KarluskaP @sarahadams The liquid (3.1 oz or whatever) restriction is one of the stupidest security measures to come out of 9-11 and the creation of DHS. Absolutely ridiculous.

@KarluskaP @sarahadams Liquids now allowed on planes to “speed up boarding”. Bad idea just saying aviationweek.com/air-transport/…

Southwest Flight 2094 Diverted to Atlanta due to security threat; passenger detained fox5atlanta.com/news/southwest…

Hey @grok based on my last 1000 tweets what’s my MOS in WWIII?