Chris

Made a priv

@roxanneackrmn 👀

I've got tits by the way

@Ashhfaace 😮‍💨

@WalknChrisaster 🤭😘

Soaking

Just incase you couldn’t tell, yeah I’m pissed tweeting rn. But let’s just pretend I’m my normal self tweeting because why not

@Ashhfaace Trust, I try everyday and the self loathing is real

Talk to yourself like someone you love.

@joymccjohnston But also, I could see how your sis’s experience would gross you out. It’d do that to anyone

@WalknChrisaster unsure of circumstance/situation, just grossed me out but i want to do fire :/

i'm getting forklift certified don't fuck with me

Don’t let me be the one to deter you from chasing what you want. Just know, all fire departments are just a business overall. They don’t care about their personnel, just making the money off of patients at the end of it all. Which really the only part that bothers me is the admin peeps not giving a fuck about us field workers when they were once us out there

@joymccjohnston Fuck that. Could never, will never, unless it was my kids or something. Don’t know why your sister had to do mouth to mouth. It’s outdated and AHA really only emphasizes on circulation so chest compressions are key

@WalknChrisaster ugh nursing school is an insane pull true tho my sisters roommate said she had to give mouth to mouth on someone who puked all over themself and that sent a shiver

@WalknChrisaster 🫶🏻

Two people put in for the spot I was going for. Both have seniority over me at our current ranks. That said, even though they can pull their papers, which I know they won’t, I’m not getting the spot. Currently I’ll be downing a bottle of whatever the fuck. So don’t need me

@joymccjohnston 10/10 do not recommend EMS to anyone. Your sanity will go down the drain no matter how sympathetic/empathetic and compassionate you are. You’re better off just going to nursing school honestly. Better pay and benefits and all

@WalknChrisaster stop it i was gonna do EMT courses in fall rip

Outside with a cig contemplating life

@lilmaccheese How I’m trying to get but also what I’m going through

@haeroplanee Wow never thought I’d see myself on a nature clip

and shout out to the fat bears that follow me

@marishannah Just sacrifice me. Idec to be around anymore lmao

@WalknChrisaster I cant sacrifice just one of you for eternal youth ...

Fellas fellas fellas, remember. None of yall are the only one she’s talking to on here. Stay woke kings

@lilmaccheese Sadly and annoyingly so. To cope, drinks are being had

@WalknChrisaster Oh noooo 🥺