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i moved my room around and now it looks empty

@OlibuFJF what about a bad skill

@joymccjohnston We love a good skill

i'm getting forklift certified don't fuck with me

@WalknChrisaster unsure of circumstance/situation, just grossed me out but i want to do fire :/

@joymccjohnston Fuck that. Could never, will never, unless it was my kids or something. Don’t know why your sister had to do mouth to mouth. It’s outdated and AHA really only emphasizes on circulation so chest compressions are key

@jeffg353 omg a beer rn speak to me

@joymccjohnston I'm praying I don't need to update my resume anytime soon. I've got it made where I'm at. I do have to pee but that's from drinking a beer and smoking a fatty

@WalknChrisaster ugh nursing school is an insane pull true tho my sisters roommate said she had to give mouth to mouth on someone who puked all over themself and that sent a shiver

@joymccjohnston 10/10 do not recommend EMS to anyone. Your sanity will go down the drain no matter how sympathetic/empathetic and compassionate you are. You’re better off just going to nursing school honestly. Better pay and benefits and all

@jeffg353 i mean it's on the resume go piss girl

@joymccjohnston I beg to differ. They weren't paying me for the added responsibility and requirements. Now I also don't get piss tests

@jeffg353 dummy

@joymccjohnston I just gave mine up

@WalknChrisaster stop it i was gonna do EMT courses in fall rip

@joymccjohnston Let me know how the career is. Thinking about switching. Firefighter just ain’t shit anymore

in my bike girl era if you see me in the streets no you didn't

pole dancing classes in the works

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should you finally buy me that bodycon spider-man suit off tik tok

@WalknChrisaster what is that

Do Vegas bombs instead

picking my nose in my kitchen while watching the cops in the police station next door watching me do it

don't do jaeger bombs with your co workers

@OmarWael8878 rage bait

@joymccjohnston Nah they're not strong enough

can i crush your head between my thighs

The life of a water sign

does my linktree work or are you purposefully not using it