Warwick Rasmussen

I have never tweeted something worth pinning. Unless...

they took a scene from Bloodsport and dubbed it into an old school Mentos commercial. the result is perfection.

Memphis Grizzlies F/C Brandon Clarke will undergo a procedure to address knee synovitis and is expected to be re-evaluated in 6 weeks, sources tell ESPN. Clarke missed tail end of the 2024-25 season with a PCL sprain, which has fully healed. He's expected to make a full recovery.

@henrycooke Welcome back (when you're back)!

Some professional news: I am heading back home to NZ in September to be deputy political editor for The Post. I can’t wait to get back to the greatest city in the world and be a full-time reporter again.

@Ceruti Let’s wait three years and see where this guy is by then: stuff.co.nz/sport/36067071…

I don’t mean to go First Take on everyone but is it safe to say Yamal is the greatest 17 year old athlete ever? He’s insane.

Kawhi

incredible commitment to the bit

Following eye surgery, WALTER MATTHAU tells a great joke on the Johnny Carson show.

🍿🍿🍿#LukA #LAkers

Woj is sleeping right now and living right.

@PouTepou If the Chargers stopped giving themselves self-inflicted wounds they’d have a chance. Squandered opportunities in the first half. Texans aren’t great, just playing harder.

Who we got Houston or the chargers

Not surprising at all that Hadlee is making the Southee farewell a #statchat... and I'm here for it!

I don’t watch a lot of NBL, but is the music always BLASTING during gameplay like this? Peak DJ A-Hole. It’s almost unwatchable/unlistenable.

Look, it’s just a coincidence between duopoly rivals, sent a few minutes apart, OK?

I’d avoid any Lower Hutt to Wellington trips for a bit. We were going the other way and traffic was backed up from Ngauranga to the Dowse interchange.

Apropos of nothing, my mind just realised that tennis' former big four (Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, Murray) all came from countries starting with 'S'. That's it, only invest in 'S' countries. Slovenia, Samoa, Senegal, you're all next!

Jake Paul should fight Joe Biden next

@Naly_D My son says the have ‘koosh ball’ competitions at his school. Must be a highlight as he’s mentioned it a few times!

What happened to koosh balls?

@martindevlinnz @BLACKCAPS Easily! Especially given no team has ever beat India 3-0 in a home series. Amazing stuff.

Clean sweep in India is our greatest ever test series win @BLACKCAPS

@boxcarfred How many of the 15 post-match awards do you think he’ll get? Best smile? Best argument with an umpire?

Can we please get the post-match presentations done and give Pant his MOM award?