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@helenstaniland @jk_rowling @yuanyi_z Ouch, that must have burned

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I have owned Jolyon Maugham for many years and I'm happy to pass the torch to @jk_rowling of owning him.

@crypto_dragonz Vacuous

Only 1 word please 👇👇👇

@EnricoPalazzo11 @jk_rowling @campbellclaret Get back to your wankathon, dickhead.

@jk_rowling @campbellclaret All you do is spit venom from your Ivory Tower JK. You're too scared to be asked questions on your views - much easier to hide behind your 'witty' put downs and launch endless attacks on those who dare to disgaree with you. If anyone's a coward, its you.

Mmmm. Bit weird 👇🏻 but hey ho … for all those claiming we won’t listen to people who share @jk_rowling views we have in the past asked @jk_rowling who said no. She is a leading voice and therefore we would happily talk to her on LEADING. Previous attempts have been rebuffed.

@jk_rowling @campbellclaret Campbell and his wee chum Rory are the very definition of arrogance and privilege. A greater pair of roasters you will not find.

That's because I wasn't interested in being used to boost the viewing figures of a pair of exceptionally arrogant men whose understanding of this issue drips with classism and misogyny, @campbellclaret. If you're genuinely interested in a debate I'm at a loss to understand why you're uninterested in interviewing @ForWomenScot, who secured the Supreme Court victory and are therefore THE leading voices on this issue. But perhaps your charming daughter has adequately represented the entire Campbell family's view, by describing them as 'ugly' women, with whom she wouldn't 'want to be in a room'?

The door of 10 Downing Street is one of the great symbols of British democracy. A democracy which relies on the principles of honesty and integrity. Its current inhabitant has failed to uphold these principles. Boris Johnson must go.

@RosieDuffield1 @jo_bartosch @robjessel16 You are the proof that there is still some honour and integrity in politics.

@jo_bartosch @robjessel16 You were both superb, thank you. 💜💜💜

What a fabulous day. Thank you to @RosieDuffield1 & the APPG on Women’s Rights for inviting me & @robjessel16 to talk about the pornocracy

@joannahsbyoung @putey_pute Kier Starmer being his greatest failure

@putey_pute His father was a tool maker

Has Starmer resigned yet?

@putey_pute @cleinad88 @Scurry76 Plastic paddies are incredibly stupid.

@cleinad88 @Scurry76 Come and hang me then, Jakey cunt.

Always Celtic fans…

@rosscountystats That'll explain the grimace.

Didn't word this well

ALL-TIME RANKING 3⃣0⃣ Jordan White is now 30th for all-time most appearances for Ross County with his 232nd. He passed Barry Wilson.

@JohnSwinney Get stuffed. Charlatan, liar, and all round shyster that you are.

In a country as wealthy as Scotland, nobody should be struggling to make ends meet. While the UK Labour government sits on its hands, the SNP will always act to help people with the cost of living using all powers we have - including capping bus fares and essential food prices.

@putey_pute The same level as flat earth bampots and religious zealots.

I try not to judge people on their political views but SNP voters have had enough chances. If you vote SNP, you’re scum as far as I’m concerned.

@calitinin3 @putey_pute It's the kind of moronic behaviour that is prevalent in the common or garden variety nationalist fuckwit.

@putey_pute Until the yoons give up and agree to independence the rest of us will vote the SNP in whatever happens. Either we win or everyone will lose.

@damekatydenise_ @jk_rowling No AI detected

So then @jk_rowling - how do you explain this?!?

@scutler67 @drhingram Cock wobble is there👍

@drhingram I hope this helps Helen

Choose any word in the dictionary and prefix it with ‘you absolute”

@Gunblaze1969 Sol glow

@Gunblaze1969 Randy Watson from Sexual chocolate

Handsome guy needs a name

@STVNews Get stuffed, Swindley. He's the liar in chief of the SNP.

'PM must resign over Mandelson vetting row', says Swinney i.stv.tv/4tpCb6s

@tom_watson 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He is many things but Keir Starmer is not a liar.

@Sorelle_Arduino What a twat

Izzard proving he’s one of the girls by turning up for a work related interview in a tiny tennis skirt, the staple of every 64 year old woman’s wardrobe 🙄 #SmellsLikeAGP

@willie_rennie Willie, you're a decent chap. Your leader, however, is a bloody horrid wee turd who has thrown women under the bus.

Sanne Dijkstra-Downie is a brilliant candidate in Edinburgh Northern and she is the only one who can beat the SNP. I was out campaigning with her yesterday as people start receiving their postal votes and the support for Sanne was clear.