Wild Bill

Just love this

@southgrace427 😂🤣😂🤣 ok now I have a visual.

In my defense...🙄 It's TRUE! LMFAO... 😂😂🖕✖️🪻⚾️🥃🇺🇸⛳️

@InsideLucysHead 😂🤣😂🤣

Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented? To separate the hairy from the dairy.

@cabotammy @SenRickScott Oh gee that would make sense, they could not manage that. 🤣

@SenRickScott How about PASS A BUDGET??

We already know how the Democrats operate. They will shutdown the government in October. Let’s get ahead of it and start working on a CR next week so federal workers keep their paychecks and government doesn’t shutdown…AGAIN.

@MoreLeahRay Is it wrong that the woman who lived in a shoe popped into my head ?🤣

These boots are made for walkin’

@RealAstridWett Her standing like she needs to pee, or hiding a huge camel toe.🤣

good morning 🌸 what do you notice first?

@GxnTotingTexan @YUGEBOLZ True but we can replace them with Liberals that are 1's thru 5's easy enough. 🤣😂

@YUGEBOLZ Except women 9's and up...

I don’t care if you are Black, White, Brown, Yellow, Purple or Green… If you are here illegally… YOU HAVE GOT TO GO….

@Monkeyjunk11 🤣😂

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@sakebu_cheese_ Never had one, I just have always done what I wanted to do. However that does come with a cost, and I have the scars to prove it.

アメリカのみんなおはよう!🇺🇸 アメリカには死ぬまでにやりたいことを書き留めるbucket listというものがあるんですか？ みなさんのbucket list はなんですか？

@Jainadave_ 🤣😂🤣😂

A healthy sex drive is one of the most underrated signs of good health.

@InsideLucysHead All true

Women With Big Breasts... Can get a taxi on the worst days Have a neat place to carry spare change Have always been the centre of the arts (art) Make jogging a spectator sport Can keep a magazine dry while lying in the bath Have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them) Usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie Can always carry a little extra Always float better Know where to look first for lost earrings Rarely lacks a slow dance partner Have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner Women with small breasts Don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public Always look younger Find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap Can always see their toes and shoes Can sleep on their stomachs Have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars Know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts Know that everything more than a handful is wasted Can come late to a theatre and not disrupt an entire aisle ... Can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out.

@InsideLucysHead 🤣😂🤣😂

What do you call a white girl without boobs? Justin Bieber

@cactusncookies @USSGoodGirl Or me for that matter, but then I don't need to go anyplace. I have more things to do here than any one man can get done in a lifetime.

@USSGoodGirl Uh oh. This isn’t looking good for me.

Well….. 🤔

@Notwokenow @CynicalPublius Same here not a one.

@CynicalPublius No. Not any

Serious question. Does anybody know a Democrat who personally raises and lowers an American flag in their front yard every day?

@elsathora You should go east to the painted desert, and surroundings. Sedona is just a blip on the radar. you can go from the painted desert to Alpine Meadows here in just a few hours.

Last post from Sedona before the long drive north tomorrow One of the most beautiful places I’ve ever visited, made even more interesting with the spiritual mystery and UFO history of the area

@noprezzie2012 @AwakenedOutlaw @Jellenne Oh hell no, if you think Liberals smell bad to start with, think of the stench of one frying. 🤢🤮

@AwakenedOutlaw @Jellenne

Hear me out.

@Illuminati196 @OneToothTeXan If I want to smell the scent from a skunks butt i can just go down to the lake at night and go fishing. 🤣

@OneToothTeXan I think a lot of people are put off by the smell 🤷‍♂️

Nice

@Monkeyjunk11 Just rolling with the punches, plans are way overrated, and and rarely work out as planed anyway.

@lecoder @Nahming_Salmon 🤔 You have a valid point.

No. Their entire disgusting genepool needs to be purged from existence forever. We've been doing this "muslims come in to rape and murder then get driven out" nonsense for THOUSANDS OF YEARS. All driving them out does is force our great-great-grandchildren to suffer. They need to be removed. From all of existence. Everywhere. Forever.

Correct. Muslims are not welcomed in America. Take your shit religion back to the Middle East

@cabotammy @POTUS @VP @SecKennedy Um Tammy, you do understand this only affects stupid people right? 🤣

. @POTUS @VP @SecKennedy BAN ALL COVID SHOTS NOW!!!

@cactusncookies 🤔 Nope not once, trucks, guns, knives, kids, wives, even darts, but no cell phone.

I don’t believe I have ever had a cell phone in my dreams. What about you?