Dadgummit

@LibertyCappy Bruh that's my terrier when the doorbell rings.

POV Your attacks have 99 speed but 0 power... 🤣

@DudespostingWs Sometimes it just be like that

Some dudes and a dinosaur jamming out at a rock concert

Elon is right

@AndrewGupta @jimmyfailla I mean, by the time I'm in hospice, I'm just tryna finish the race, right? All these CA hospices can't even get THAT right. 😎

@jimmyfailla The thing is, the California hospices have the highest survival rates in the history of hospices. No one dies in them. We need those for the whole country.

Gavin Newsom's wife is absolutely KILLING his Presidential chances. Luckily, he's got 500 HOSPICES for it to die in.

@iamjohngelt @DudespostingWs

MLB player lays down a perfect bunt

@asecessionist @GigaBasedDad Most days, we frown on bigomy, but here me out...

What is?

Hey @CBSNews I couldn't help but notice this was your headline when Biden was President.

@BasedMikeLee Good. Let’s pass the SAVE America Act!

@ComicDaveSmith @catturd2 Both of you are going to make Thanksgiving really weird unless you stfu and get constructive. You're acting like children.

@catturd2 Yes, taking selfies in the mirror is very masculinity behavior.

I triggered the feminine super dork 😂

@MsVeteranTeach @Notwokenow @dom_lucre If you're familiar with Broadway *actors. Many are familiar with Broadway shows but don't live in a giant metro area so literally never see one with a major actor in them and therefore don't pay attention to them.

@Notwokenow @dom_lucre She's a famous Broadway theatre actress, not a Hollywood actress. If you're familiar w/B'way you'd recognize her. She's saying the plane is filled with teenagers *in a theatre group* & they didn't recognize her. It makes a bit more sense than it's being framed here.

🔥🚨JUST IN: Hollywood actress Laura Benanti was in complete disbelief as not nobody recognized her on a plane. Benanti: “Not a single one of them recognized me and I could not tolerate that obviously.”

🚨NEW POLL🚨 53% of Voters say that, if the Senate fails to approve requirements for American citizenship and photo ID to vote despite overwhelming bipartisan public support, they believe it shows that the U.S. Senate really doesn't care about what the voters want. In January, 74% supported requiring identification at polling places. SOURCE: @Rasmussen_Poll

@EdKrassen You’re weird for this

This is day 92 of asking @LeaderJohnThune to pass the SAVE America Act.

Hell no.

@IfindRetards Not at all, but I do think they may have less sensitive taste buds. I haven't met people who like Hawaiian pizza but also can't stand things like cilantro, horseradish, and all the things sensitive tastebud people hate.

Are people who put pineapple on a pizza retarded?

@macu_patra11 @aapayes Tell me more about the stress in the country you're not in.

@aapayes 😁 La gente tiene mucho stres por las viles actuaciones de esos policías...desde que asesinaron a la chica, madre de 3 niños, la gente se ha indignado...y drenan de esa manera 🥲

En Hawai, Honolulu los ciudadanos estadounidenses agarraron a golpes a un agente nazi del ICE

@chicagobulls Decades of fandom, over like that.

Over 80% of Americans support voter ID. Cancel the Senate recess. Pass the SAVE America Act. The American people are sick and tired of excuses.

This is day 89 of asking @LeaderJohnThune to pass the SAVE America Act. Can’t believe I’ve been posting about this for 89 days (& the Senate is on vacation).

President Trump has the power to convene the Senate under Article II, Section 3 of the Constitution “on extraordinary Occasions.” If a department with 260,000 employees (DHS) going unfunded isn’t an “extraordinary occasion”—especially while the Senate is out on a two-week recess during that shutdown with no plans to resolve the impasse beyond “we’ll deal with that in two weeks”—I don’t know what is.