Wishbohn

@kitchenDIY_ Your Grandma went to jail back home

My grandmother from Italy taught me.

@DefiantLs @grok Your mama is so fat she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks…

I'm thinking we bring back yo momma jokes. @grok give me your best yo momma joke.

@StormChaserHTX @abc13houston @TxStormChasers To be fair, Aston Martins aren’t known to run well even without high water…

In North Houston Stalker car due to high water Never Drive Thru High Water! @abc13houston @TxStormChasers  #houwx #htx #TXWX #hounews

@FearedBuck Let’s remember what happen the last time a white dude took some cash he stumbled upon…

@exjon Guns n Roses Metallica 2 live crew The Ramones 311 Rage against the Machine Depeche Mode Pearl Jam Sound Garden Eddie Money

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: Ride Guided by Voices Low Alison's Halo The Loud Family Public Enemy The Orb The Apples (in Stereo) Magnetic Fields Pedro the Lion

I’d put The Natural at #2.

@ryknoll3 @HumansNoContext Because McDonalds is one of the largest land owners in the world. They make more money off it than the burgers

@Wishbohn @HumansNoContext McDonald's corporate is the one who prescribes the design of the restaurant. Why would they want to make it easy to convert to something else that they don't own?

Architecture nowadays is so depressing

I'll start with one of my childhood favorites, "Casper the Friendly Ghost" 👻

@KitchenBites_ Your grandma did time…

@CannaCollectz Elsa..

Name this strain and get to be our seeds and buds permanents tester Good luck Only 5 winners Best names wins

@KalshiPolitics It’s higher than that. I’m in Houston and I’ve yet to meet a single person for Cornyn.. we’ve all been talking about it for months here.

UPDATE: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has a 59% chance of defeating incumbent Senator John Cornyn in the Texas Republican Senate primary

@mrmikeMTL Prison Guard

Anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?

@ClownWorld Impulse...

what’s the most INSANE documentary you’ve ever watched ? like blew your mind ??

@NASCARClassics @TALLADEGA I was there on the backstretch. Very thankful to be able to see that day.

Enjoy the final few laps of the 1999 Winston 500 at @TALLADEGA. 🏁

@DirtyMoMedia I was there on the backstretch.. miss those days

POV: You got a ticket to the backstretch grandstands for the 2004 EA Sports 500 at Talladega 🎟️

🚨 JUST IN: Russia announced that it has received reports indicating that Iran is preparing for a potential military operation targeting Kharg Island.

@BellaBaddie__ “Better him than me”…click..never answer again

Your ex gf texted you saying "I'm dating someone better than you" Reply as a nonchalant guy