Wizard of GOZ (tax/accounting CPAs)

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Well, we can help people preparing their tax returns even if they disagree with those "monarchs";)

When your real estate friend says: “I haven’t paid taxes in 4 years.” You think "oh wow this person must have a great CPA and a ton of tax deductions" Then they say: “No… I just didn’t pay.”

@jonbrooks Don't be that real estate friend:)

@AccountingToday 124,000 openings a year? Sounds like a great time to be a retiring Boomer CPA… and a terrible time to be the Gen Z kid who thinks 'work-life balance' means logging off at 4:59 PM on April 14th :)

The accounting profession is approaching a breaking point. With about 124,000 accountant and auditor roles set to open each year for the next decade, it's necessary for accounting firms to consider what it will take to recruit and retain Gen Z workers to fill the gap of retiring CPAs. bit.ly/49x4SWh #accounting #GenZ #recruiting #retention

Hey folks! Don’t let the 1099 deadline sneak up like a bad ex at tax time. If you paid contractors $600+ in 2025, 1099-NEC forms are due February 2, 2026 (since January 31 falls on a Saturday). For 1099-MISC, recipient copies are also due February 2. IRS filing is due March 2, 2026 if filing by paper (Feb 28 is a Saturday), or March 31, 2026 if filing electronically. Tip: Gather W-9 early - avoid the "Whoops, wrong address!" panic! Tip: Use software to track payments; it's like having a robot sidekick minus the rebellion. Stressed? Contact us at info@h-hcpas.com for magical accounting help! #TaxHumor #1099Deadline

@ryantyre @_nativeamerica Damn

@_nativeamerica Probably best to stick to Bangladesh bud

Dear Americans, please stop referring to your country as America. The uneducated really think that America is their country. You don"t own America. It"s NOT your country. It"s a continent! So when you write that Canada doesn"t want to be part of "AMERICA", look at the map.

@_nativeamerica I don’t speak for you; and you don’t speak for me. Is that American enough for you?

@RobertMSterling Hmong community has better food?

Honest question: Why is the Hmong diaspora in Minnesota so much better integrated into society than the Somali population? Both groups have around 100k people in the state. Both groups came from highly impoverished countries. Both were fleeing brutal wars. But that’s where the similarities end. By every metric, the Hmong community is thriving and (largely) generating a net-positive contribution to Minnesota’s society, while the Somali community is struggling and creating a massive net drain on resources. Median household income: Hmong — $90,000 Somali — $43,600 State Average — $87,500 Household poverty rate: Hmong — 9.1% Somali — 36.4% State Average — 9.3% Home ownership: Hmong — 63.2% Somali — 13.4% State Average — 72% Medicaid enrollment: Hmong — 39% Somali — 78% State Average — 25% High school graduation rate: Hmong — 80.3% Somali — 59.4% State Average — 93.9% Credible accusations of widespread fraud: Hmong — $0 Somali — $1B+ The Hmong refugee population faced every challenge and suffered every disadvantage the Somalis did, yet the outcomes have been wildly divergent. Either I’m missing something here, or the latter group is simply unwilling—or unable—to integrate into American society after 30+ years of public support.

@Sarahhuniverse US could send Marines, but unleashing Kristi Noem is all that’s needed to take out dog sled teams

Europe is ready to defend 😂 © vrhunskeprice (IG)

@OJoelsen Sit this one out. It’s North American supremacy over Europe. We have cookies and big bags of money

The only real threat to Greenland 🇬🇱 is President Trump. Greenland is part of NATO through Denmark and is protected under the alliance’s collective defense. Members of Congress and the Senate must put an end to Trump’s plans to acquire Greenland. ASAP! #StandWithGreenland 🇬🇱

@MaMoMVPY Tampon flag

All decent Americans should fly the Danish flag – Dannebrog.

@ogbame_justus @DefiantLs It’s mostly suburban white women. And they’re boring, too.

@DefiantLs Are white people this dumb?

"I think I kinda pity right-wingers, cause they’re so f*cking boring."

@Milajoy I’m here for the ratio

Liberal woman has a question for 77 MILLION that voted for the current administration.. “Did you vote for the Department of Education to be dismantled?" What would you say to her?

@RepTedLieu 🤔 they are not allegations, but accusations with evidence.

The Trump Administration can’t just randomly make up allegations and cut off funding to states. Congress is who appropriates these funds. That's why a federal judge said they cannot do that.

@MbarkCherguia A ditch

She refused to call it anything but 'a smaller body of water' 😭 Watch the clip… what do YOU call this? Pond? Lake? Something else?

@DefiantLs Good luck with that. You could’ve done another feed the [blank] project. But war-ing with US is a better idea?

"Is it time to declare war on the USA?"

@AJzPraze @glenn_tunes That picture is from Norway share.google/X7uGJKnW4XF2Yz…

As a Norwegian This is what i see in the streets of America 👇👇👇

@tedlieu @WhiteHouse @SecRubio It’s been one week. And all you ever do is complain

Dear @WhiteHouse and @SecRubio: You are doing such a great job running Venezuela that you are now warning Americans to leave Venezuela to escape armed militias. And you want U.S. companies to go to Venezuela? No way they will do that. Your Venezuela operation is a disaster.

@HistorianUSA1 At least I raise winners

This liberal lunatic is angry because she has to give up her career as a lawyer, forfit her personal health plan, and leave everything behind because she is married to an illegal. I don’t want to hear it. You had years to correct the situation and didn’t.