Jason Herrmann

@JoeTrec @techspence There is nothing more permanent than a temporary fix.

@techspence It’s only temporary

BAD advice from your IT Admin: Let's just use any/any/any for now... 😆🤣

@PirateSoftware Bacon

They had a sale and now I have all this bacon. What do I make?

@JustusXYZ The US Government and Nintendo should solve this in the old way. They each pick a champion. 3 rounds, 5 stock. If the government wins, Melee's copyright is forfeit, if Nintendo wins they get their tariff money. No Johns.

Insane that Nintendo hasn’t shut this shit down but tried to cancel Evo Melee 2013 after they raised money for breast cancer awareness

@KirscheVerstahl She read @jordanbpeterson's book.

how did the girl evolve into a lobster?

@NoahKingJr Secret handshakes in dimly lit parking garages?

WhatsApp can't be trusted. Signal can't be trusted. Telegram can't be trusted. Then what is the solution?

@BasedMikeLee If growing too much wheat on my farm affects interstate commerce, how does blocking me from buying a firearm in another state not do the same?

Thanks to “Matt,” the Constitution *is* your gun permit

@stephanicci Neither Sinatra nor Durst wrote their respective versions.

Frank Sinatra's "My Way" vs Limp Bizkit's "My Way"

Heartwarming, 80 year old man still allocates IP addresses the old fashioned way.

@YoungMOOBY @TheAKGuy Did he steal @GregAbbott_TX's wheelchair?

.@TheAKGuy you've won the House District 23 Republican Primary for 12 HOURS and erm, machine guns still aren't legal yet? What's the hold up? Fix. This.

@KareemRifai Update: No, War With Iran!

Update?

@TheTonus South South Carolina

Alright. Let's hear your best names for what we call the Territory of Cuba after it's conquered. So far, I'm partial to "Extra South Carolina", "Grande Rico", or "Marco Cubio."

@ShamashAran Starts the video talking about how we need to depoliticize solar power. Ends it with a polarising political lecture.

This guy WAS one of my favorite youtubers, but a 90 min polemic with easily disproven bullshit about solar panels and batteries. Plus the last 15 minutes he goes completely off the rails? Yeah he can go hate me without my clicks or attention now.

@DiscussingFilm The Virtual Autonomous Natural Conversation Enhancer or V.A.N.C.E will make sure you say pwease.

Burger King is launching an AI chatbot that will live in employees’ headsets to check if they say “please” and “thank you” to customers. (Source: theverge.com/ai-artificial-…)

@DailyGondor @RestoreBritain_ We have 2a because they didn't

@RestoreBritain_ First step towards the 2A for the boys.

Restore Britain would legalise pepper spray.

@yourfavefuckwit Jelly Roll makes music for people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody.

Wigger music: -Hollywood Undead -Eminem -Immortal Technique -Twiztid -Ill Bill -ICP -Dababy -Necro -Infectious Jelqing -Limp Bizkit -JJ Demon -Jelly Roll

@LundukeJournal Maybe the real Bryan Lunduke is the friends we make along the way.

Seems plausible.

@nowshattered @TheAKGuy Only one way to find out.

@TheAKGuy can we legally get in trouble if we cyberbully a sitting US congressman..??

These texts are disgusting. The question is, will Tony finally admit he’s been lying this whole time? Or will he double down even though there is now undeniable proof?

@shoe0nhead @AzeharaD Not sure most of them are the passing down wealth types. "My son, due to being a cartoon and screaming about a woman from long island, all these Funco pops are yours"

@AzeharaD personally i hope they all make generational wealth off my videos

Oh no. New Shoe0nHead video just dropped. Prepare for the Vtuber react spam. INB4 an uptick in tweets containing "alt-right", "nazi", and "grifter" start popping up from the usual suspects.

@bx_on_x It's always the ones you least suspect.

> Mass shooter in Rhode Island > Trans mass shooter in Rhode Island > Trans Nazi mass shooter in Rhode Island > Trans Nazi mass shooter in Rhode Island whose racist son torched a black church > Cousin-fucking Trans Nazi mass shooter in Rhode Island whose inbred racist son torched a black church > ...

@nickimoraa Simple, I have a clean home and ADHD and the solution is to lie about having a clean home.

Can somebody with ADHD who keeps their home clean, please explain to me: how.