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La quantité d'énergie nécessaire pour réfuter des sottises est supérieure d'un ordre de grandeur à celle nécessaire pour les produire. Brandolini
Pontoise, France 가입일 Mart 2021
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🇺🇸🎤👋 FLASH | "Ça ne serait pas arrivé dans un restaurant Wendy’s", ironise Ice Spice après sa gifle reçue.
Cerfia@CerfiaFR
🇺🇸🎤👋 FLASH | La chanteuse Ice Spice a été giflée par une fan dans un McDonald’s de Los Angeles.
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@Softnessa_ Celebrating this just for the damn kid to change the shit out of it few years later... 😂
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This French guy said he was invited to a gender reveal party in the US. He did not know what that was. He thought it was a confession of some kind. They cut a cake, and blue frosting came out, so everyone screamed. One woman cried. A man set off a small cannon in the backyard, and there was blue smoke. He said, "In France, you find out the gender at the doctor. You tell your mother. She says "ah bon." That is the party." It lasts four seconds. He stood in that backyard holding a plate of blue cake, covered in smoke, and realized he had never felt less French in his life.
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@crusade_enjoyer "How many divisions does the Pope have?" - Stalin probably...
Look where he and his divisions are now.
The planes, the bombs, or whatever you want... it doesn't matter much.
The Church survived and overcame 2000 years of all of these.
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You couldn’t repel millions of Muslims into your homeland.
Now you’re going to crusade against us?
We have more planes than there are Frenchmen left in Paris.
Pipe down, frog.
Sergio 🇫🇷@Seergiot3ck
Los chicos y yo cuando el Papa León XIV nos llame a una cruzada para tomar la Casa Blanca y derrotar a Trump:
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@AntiInfluVoleuz @CerfiaFR Arrête de parler sentimental et regarde les faits...
manifestation monstre ou ogre ou orc, peu importe. Ce sont les urnes qui comptent.
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@CerfiaFR Chaque semaine il y a des manifestations monstres soutenant la politique d’Orban, vous ne me ferez pas croire qu’il n’a pas et élu. Il était le dernier soldat à contrer l’UE. Evidemment il a été évincé.
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@CombatPigeon96 Nothing wrong?
There is an impact, yes, but the effect is so marginal (Earth's mass is about 6 × 10^24 kg) that it couldn't possibly kill us.
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I love how there’s technically nothing wrong with this statement
0x45@0x45o
I think this is dangerous because it accelerates the earth's rotation speed and it could kill us
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@elgouken @Restrictfootage Bah oui, je suis bien d’accord pour des actes de cruauté gratuits… mais là, le chat abuse.
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@_laaams @Restrictfootage Perso je vois qq un faire ca a un animal c est avec sa gueule que je vais reproduire la scène.
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A house cat attacked its owner out of nowhere, leaving her shocked. 😭
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The piglets were fighting, and their mom just couldn't stand it anymore,so she handed one over to her best friend to raise! 😂
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"I am Red. This 👉🟥 is not my colour" Typa shit...
Taotao🇦🇺@magataotao
I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope.
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Why he look like if a dog made a wish to be a snake
Nature Videos@naturevideos
I've never seen a snake make such a face😂😂
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« Vous n’avez pas déclaré vos impôts depuis 4 ans ?! »
« Oui, j’étais otage français en Iran. »
« Et alors ? C’est une raison ? »
3615 - Hixe@AllianceDroite
La technocratie française😂😂😂
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