Richard Morton (he/him)

I am at bsky.app/profile/access… now.

@RosieisaHolt Don't normally reply on here these days, but this is priceless. So funny that this is going over so many people's heads and they don't get the joke.

“Tesla’s aren’t woke!” UK Tesla rep urges people to stand up for Elon and buy a Tesla.

@mischiefcomedy when the bunk bed in Peter Pan Goes Wrong collapses. The first time it does is hilarious, the second time is just pure genius comedy.

@TfL tfl.gov.uk/fares/find-far… but also tfl.gov.uk/maps/track?int…

@accessibleweb Hi Richard, please can you send the link to this ^LH.

@TfL zooming in on the tube map (on various pages and on both Chrome and Firefox), the details become fuzzy, it didn't used to be like this:

@JaneQuaife "Pype Hayes Sand and Gravel" - no idea if that was a real Company - Pype Hayes was a few miles away.

@SoVeryBritish Walking the wrong way round IKEA, but only at an off peak time.

What’s a mild change a Brit can make when they think life is getting a bit boring and predictable? I’m toying with the idea of changing my toaster settings.

@spacedoutsmiles Sorry to hear that Jamie. Hoping and praying it subsides quickly and goes completely.

Turns out I’ve caught COVID. My first time having COVID. It’s pretty horrible. 10/10 would not recommend.

@VicVijayakumar Also, designing / coding for the future you is good practice.

if you're 30+, one of the quickest & highest ROI quality of life improvements is increasing your font size. your browser, your IDE, your terminal, your everything. smash that cmd+ / ctrl+

@ceaubin The kind to ignore.

I was just sitting in the sun reading The Odyssey because it’s all I had on hand and a woman came up to me and said “OH PLEASE you are NOT reading THAT.” What category of insult is this please

@techspence We’ve been bought by Twitter.

Scare a sysadmin in six words or less I’ll go first… Did you take a backup first?

@techspence Where did you put the post-it note with the password?

@govindajeggy Next they will tell you that police officers don’t have truncheon meat in their sandwiches.

I’ve just been laughed out of a meeting for not knowing that “luncheon” can be shortened to “lunch”. Apparently everyone knows this & didn’t bother telling me. Well thanks everybody. Thanks a buncheon

The worst one yet… this is the disabled toilet in @koynlondon last night. When I asked them about it, they said, “It’s not the disabled toilet; it’s a storage cupboard”. I then asked them to show me where the disabled toilet was. They responded, “Uhhh, well, we can clear it out.” Disgusting attitude. It is high time that councils go around and inspect restaurant-disabled toilets and give on-the-spot fines for misuse!!!

@Komaniecki_R Any tips on recognising chords when listening to music? Often takes me several attempts to play a chord by ear.

AMA about music or life! I’ll answer while I’m cleaning the apartment

@ManStryd @keith_campion Tempting to say “they have very little static charge”.

@keith_campion "We're going round the room. Everyone has to say something positive about another individual in the room." (Max cringe factor when they choose to talk about the boss)

An introvert’s worst training day nightmare: ‘Let’s do a fun ice-breaker’ ‘Let’s explore that through role-play’ ‘Let’s introduce ourselves to the room’ ‘I need someone to come to the front…’ Any others?? 😌

@Komaniecki_R Hard to argue with that. I used to write the backwards quaver rest instead of the squiggle because it was easier.

Got it.

thiis.co.uk/isle-of-wight-… #accessibility

@MatLeeKnowles @scottmsayre Could certainly be classed as a drone B

@scottmsayre Soooo… no honey again this year? ☹️

@MatLeeKnowles The Moiré patterns this makes are great.