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Every man needs to experience the love of a Latina woman. They love you like the world is coming to an end; they’re incredibly affectionate. And trust me, if he wasn’t playing for Manchester United or Brazil, she would still love him the same. Before you leave this earth, make sure you get called “papai” or “papi.”

This is based on data, performance metrics, and role output not just opinions or eye test takes. 1.Defensive ability Mainoo ❌ Tonali ✅ Stiller ✅ Anderson ❌ 2.Ball winning (duels, interceptions, recoveries) Mainoo ❌ Tonali ✅ Stiller ✅ Anderson ❌ 3. Press resistance (retention under pressure, turnovers avoided) Mainoo ✅ Tonali ❌ Stiller ✅ Anderson ❌ 4. Progressive passing (line-breaking passes, forward passes) Mainoo ❌ Tonali ❌ Stiller ✅ Anderson ✅ 5.Positional discipline Mainoo ❌ Tonali ✅ Stiller ✅ Anderson ❌ 6.Tempo control Mainoo ❌ Tonali ❌ Stiller ✅ Anderson ✅ 7. Work rate & stamina Mainoo ❌ Tonali ✅ Stiller ✅ Anderson ❌ ✅ represents the best two out of the four players ❌ represent the worst two out of the four players If you’re building a serious midfield for Manchester United, the data points to one thing clearly: Tonali + Stiller is the most complete pairing. You get defensive security, structure, ball winning, and control from deep. You get tempo, progression, and consistency across all phases. It’s balanced. It’s sustainable. It covers almost every weakness. Mainoo becomes a luxury 8 in games where control is already established. Anderson fits better in a more advanced or rotational role. If United want control, intensity, and structure back in midfield… Tonali & Stiller is the answer. Now some might argue Stiller is in a weaker league, this means Anderson replaces him. Mainoo still becomes a rotational player in this case😉. Numbers don’t lie.

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Cunha is definitely not a number 9, but I really like him when he floats in the attack with some freedom. We often lack creativity from the middle and last night that pass to João Pedro (should have been a goal) and to Vini (lead to a goal) is exactly what this team needs.

Iliman Ndiaye - 25/26 so far

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Iliman Ndiaye is Literally the BEST dribbler in the league… None of that Doku nonsense from City fans 😭