brian bosh 🕺

⁉️ Did you know there's a string replace slash command in @SlackHQ? /s/find/replace

Watched Tesla making ventilators with off their shelf parts. Good for them. Keep it up folks! youtube.com/watch?v=zZbDg2…

Here is the Queen's speech. You really ought to watch it. You hear the steel in the final reference to "We'll meet again." That's personal, from the war. youtube.com/watch?v=GlRJg2…

Bill Gates is setting up factories to manufacture 7 leading vaccine candidates before we know which is best & safest; we can test the vaccines in parallel, and then throw away all but the factory for the best vaccine. May save many months. Just extraordinary.

I ASSUME this is why IRS rounds to whole dollars. Dependency on old code that didn’t support floats. Hashtag ONLY AN ASSUMPTION.

Three shots and a chaser. @voxdotcom journalists spent January and February telling you not to wear masks (and that there would be no pandemic!) while buying out the stock.

When singing along to Uptown Girl it invariably morphs into the sound of a dog howling at the moon.

I can buy a high-powered rifle in America with no ID, background check, or waiting, but the government won't trust me to fill a bathtub to the top. Is this justice? Is this freedom?

Best April fools EVUH. I forgot that also I told Slashdot to email happy birthday to @hemos. I think he wrote thank you letters to all of them!

@DJDellsperger @redrobinburgers I got a follow up apologizing for sending it too soon. Bizarre.

@DJDellsperger @redrobinburgers bizarre!

hey @redrobinburgers thanks for the 2-month delayed Birthday burger, I appreciate a coupon that is already expired being sent to me!

@Sarah_Swanson I so treasure your pizza

pizza is so fucking hard to make. it should cost $1,000 a slice. the dough is so sticky. goddamnit. how do you get it thin? it's all stuck to me. i am full of pizza rage. i'm going to charge my husband $10,000 for this pizza

Pathogen Resistance xkcd.com/2287/ m.xkcd.com/2287/

Lithuania starts producing reusable N100 face masks. It took just 4 days from idea to government contract of 1 million units. Costs 1.5 EUR per unit, production capacity 10,000 / day. lrt.lt/en/news-in-eng…

I got a microwave for the first time in six months. It has 2 dials like its 1970 and it is glorious. When I want it hotter I turn the top dial to the right. When I want it less hot it turns to the left. So much simpler than these “power level” digital monstrosities.

Real ID requirements got delayed another year. dhs.gov/news/2020/03/2…

@thephysicsgirl A packet of sweetener

What's something that weighs about 3 grams, besides 3g of weed?

Kept confusing Slack with the Cisco products when I was ⌘Tabbing and now that's stopped

A couple days ago I restored the old Slack icon and I like it so much better