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Caleb

@calebyetagain

professional babytrapper & amateur poet

Cactus Land 가입일 Ekim 2021
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brecht apologist@madisontayt_·
it must be so heartbreaking for your mother that the child she went through 9 months of pregnancy for, the child that she endured the pain of labor for, grew up to be such an embarrassing, middling wretch
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@emilyinvc Will she accept an LA dude without a job who occasionally surfs?
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@ResistWire Where's this energy for mass immigration?
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Resist Wire@ResistWire·
BREAKING: 13 shots fired into home of Indianapolis councilor; note reading “No data centers” left at scene.
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Caleb@calebyetagain·
@madisontayt_ @MarkCarneyIsBad Let bombastically FILL your sweet cheeks up to the brim of my warm honey-dewed LOVE NECTAR and let the cards fall where they may, and then you can YEET THE FETUS afterwards
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@PaulMclo This is why when I become a father she's commuting to college and living at home until she's married.
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pnorm@paleonormie·
@calebyetagain We can reverse engineer the Filipino we have the technology
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Caleb@calebyetagain·
Broke: Asians are a model minority because they work hard Bespoke: Mexicans are a model minority because they know how to party and relax
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Caleb@calebyetagain·
Want my cousin to have another kid, but didn't have any time with him alone without his wife to ask Girlboss wives are just insufferable in regards to family duties, even if they are "nice"
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Caleb@calebyetagain·
@anvyrd Dang, and I still need to read Feast of Snakes
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@AndrewSolender Cycling heads know they had the best uni in the 80s
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Andrew Solender@AndrewSolender·
nothing could have prepared me for how hard the 7-eleven merch website goes
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@BorasWife_ She better check if that baby's hers😵
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Caleb@calebyetagain·
@KADER14X Already happening. I'm a no sabo Mex-Am and some of my favorite poets are TS Eliot and Thomas Hardy.
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GillyBatts@gildamonsta·
@trillwatterson @HOMIECORPSSTDIO I mean we was all over LA proper bunch of like hotel rooftops and and like these bars off wilshire but it’s like once 130am struck the city shutdown no places open til 5am that weren’t strip clubs it just ain’t like Chicago mane
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Christian Heiens 🏛
Christian Heiens 🏛@ChristianHeiens·
It's funny how the 60s are the beginning of almost every single awful trend in America, including ones that have long since abated. Worth noting that this also perfectly correlates to the total collapse of many American cities and the explosion of suburbs to cope with the fact that the inner city was increasingly uninhabitable.
RE-OPEN THE SIZZLERS@SaladBarFan

The late 60s-90s violent crime wave is *the* most important social phenomenon of the post-WWII era and we don’t even have a name for it!

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Caleb@calebyetagain·
28 yr old woman girlbossed her way thru politics and married a boomer (also starting to look like one herself) as the economy for young people turns to shit. NVKE IT ALL
Leonine Institute@leoinstituteCST

Conservative feminism tells you that you can have 2 full time jobs simultaneously. Most people are sensible enough to realize that one of these jobs will get inadequate attention. You can be a great mom and a model employee, but not at the same time.

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