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Capitol Combat

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Political satire pixel engine. AI spots the beef & builds the fight cards. Human artist picks what drops. Both sides catch hands equally. 🪙 $CAPCOM

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Capitol Combat
Capitol Combat@capitolcombat·
Every politician on this app makes me want to throw hands. So I spent a month teaching robots to do it for me. Soon you can join in.🧵 1/12
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RedWave Press
RedWave Press@RedWavePress·
Mark Normand: “Why are you not looking forward to the White House [UFC Freedom 250] fight?” Joe Rogan: “It’s kind of a gimmick… It’s just going to be a security nightmare. You’re on the White House lawn. Also, they’re fighting outside. What if it rains? What if it’s hot?… June in D.C. can get pretty warm. That affects fighters.” Mark Normand: “Here’s my idea. We do a White House fight, but we fight politicians. Get Boebert vs. AOC. Now that’s a fight.” Joe Rogan: “I think Jasmine Crockett whips them all… She pulls a wig off, stuffs it in your mouth. You can’t breath.”
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Adam Schiff
Adam Schiff@SenAdamSchiff·
Americans don’t want another forever war. They want affordable health care. They want to feel safe in their communities. They want lower prices. Like you promised.
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unusual_whales
unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
BREAKING: The U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has requested personal information of online users who have been critical of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), per NYT
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
TRUST IN TRUMP 🔥 A busy week at the White House 🕊️ Inaugural Board of Peace 🏭 Georgia Visit on Economy 🍔 The Varsity Stop 🤝 Governors' Breakfast 🇺🇸 Black History Month ⚖️ Tariffs 🏡 Lowest Mortgage Rates Since ’22 🌏 Indonesia Trade Deal @PressSec's MAGA Min is BACK ⬇️
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
I'm willing to bet $25,000 in Bitcoin that Trump's latest 15% tariff will be deemed ILLEGAL just like his other Tariffs were. Any takers MAGA? I know Trump Crashed the Bitcoin Price, so it's not worth as much as it once was so I will bet $25k to your $15k.
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
🇬🇧🇺🇸 PRINCE ANDREW'S ARREST COULD LEAD TO TRUMP BEING EXPOSED The release of the Epstein files is certainly not something Trump is in favor of. From calling the scandal a "Democrat hoax" to having Pam Bondi release only a fraction of the files with heavy redactions, it’s clear the Trump administration is only motivated to slow down the process of public exposure. David Johnston argued that Prince Andrew’s arrest, however, could be the difference maker that forces the DOJ's hand in releasing the files that would get us close to understanding the true nature of Trump's ties to Epstein. Full interview with @DavidCayJ below
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🇬🇧🇺🇸 INTERVIEW: PRINCE ANDREW’S ARREST IS A WARNING TO OTHERS Prince Andrew was arrested just before we started this interview. And it wasn’t a quiet “come down to the station” situation either, police showed up in full-force, which is not how white-collar cases usually go. The allegations? Misconduct in public office tied to trade negotiations, with suspicion Andrew leaked valuable state secrets to Jeffrey Epstein. Also, what isn’t in the charge (sex trafficking / child rape) is exactly why this could be more dangerous legally, because a state-secrets/national-security frame can give authorities wider powers and leverage. King Charles stripping Andrew’s titles also signals that “something big is coming,” which highlights the Palace statement backing “the full, fair and proper process” as basically: you’re on your own. If investigators treat this as a security breach, it's a pressure tool that can widen fast, pull in aides/security staff, and scare anyone else connected to Epstein’s network into thinking they’re next. Watch the full conversation with @DavidCayJ below. 03:03 - Former prince investigated: first royal arrest in modern history 06:13 - Arrest signals seriousness: eight carloads of police show no pre-warning 09:03 - Leaking trade secrets to Epstein could justify broader probe 12:00 - Statutes of limitation unlikely to protect royals in UK national security cases 14:58- Trump’s name heavily implicated in Epstein files; redactions raise questions 18:03 - Epstein’s intelligence ties: FBI, CIA, Mossad, and other agencies involved 21:00 - Arrest sends warning: others in Epstein files may face exposure 24:01 - Epstein files reveal high-level access and security clearance breaches 27:01 - Wall Street payments to Epstein suspicious: tax advice cover story 29:57 - Epstein operated as asset and broker for multiple intelligence agencies 33:03 - Videos and images of victims suppressed, potentially weaponized by US intel 36:00 - Trump’s motives likely self-preservation; contrast with British royal approach 38:58 - Redactions weaponized: protecting allies, donors, or intelligence contacts 42:03 - Epstein files reveal financial, political, and intelligence manipulation 45:01 - Accountability lacking: prior administrations failed to act effectively 47:58 - Epstein’s death and mysterious circumstances remain unresolved 49:12 - Investigation implications: high-profile figures under scrutiny

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Leading Report
Leading Report@LeadingReport·
BREAKING: President Trump on the economy improving: You’ll start to see the results in a year from now.
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X Freeze
X Freeze@XFreeze·
Epstein tried everything to get Elon to his island, even using Reid Hoffman and Bill Gates to get to him Elon refused multiple times and eventually blocked his emails at the server level permanently So, in retaliation, Epstein and Gates launched a massive campaign to short Tesla, betting heavily to try and bankrupt the company (Gates lost billions to his madness) And then with the Biden administration, launched massive nonsensical lawsuits against SpaceX and Tesla All because Elon pushed for the Epstein files to be released to expose the most heinous crimes committed against innocent children and put those responsible behind bars Elon is the major reason the Epstein files are finally public
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Philz
Philz@RyanPhillippe·
GOVERNMENT ADMITTED ALIENS ARE REAL AND WE HAVE TECH NOT OF THIS EARTH. NOTHING IS BIGGER THAN THIS. 👽 cooooome thruuuuuu!!!!
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Fringe
Fringe@fringedotcom·
This is why no one wants to talk about the reptilians & mantids. There have been abductees such as Ted Rice who've seen mantids and/or reptilians feeding on humans. Imagine your average everyday human realizing we're actual food for the aliens. No, we cannot handle the truth. #disclosure #ufotwitter #uapx #ufos #aliens
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Capitol Combat
Capitol Combat@capitolcombat·
Capitol Combat Update 2026.02.26 Despite being quiet lately, the game development has made significant progress, and we are nearing a point where beta testers can start playing. I recruited a software engineer to help with game dev (I am an artist, remember), and they have been a really big help. We will get together this evening to keep working towards a ship-able game. Nikita had a tweet a while back warning that reckoning of bots is imminent. Honestly, this had us a little spooked, because we were JUST getting to the point where the Ratio Engine (our Twitter bot) was ready for fully-autonomous mode. I backed off tweeting from this account while waiting for more clarity on what will be allowed (vs ban-able offense). It seems like as long as a human is engaged in the posting process, we should be safe. I plan to turn the Ratio Engine back on (to help identify tweets where we could relevantly insert memes), then the tweeting from this account will be executed by a human (me). The $CAPCOM coin has been stagnant at low MC, but that's okay with me. I have confidence that when our game is live, and our twitter replies are dialed in, its only a matter of time before people notice the coin, and the price will reflect that. More soon...
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
🇺🇸 Rep. Robert Garcia on the Epstein Files and the connection to Mar-a-Lago: “Why was Mar-a-Lago a location where women continued to be trafficked from? We have questions for Trump. And the broader issue here is why wasn't this investigated when these accusations were heard by the FBI years ago?” Source: @atrupar, @FaceTheNation
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🇺🇸 Rep. Massie: "He's [Trump] still in with the Epstein class. This is the Epstein administration." x.com/i/status/20230…

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Fox News
Fox News@FoxNews·
QUARANTINE BREACH: The Department of War announced U.S. forces seized the sanctioned oil tanker Veronica III in the Indo-Pacific after it attempted to evade a Trump administration quarantine order. Officials tracked the vessel from the Caribbean to the Indian Ocean before boarding it without incident.
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