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Stop asking me what I do for a living. Do you think living in Kenya is a small job? I live in Kenya for a living 😎

In The Standard today: — Substandard fuel from the MT Paloma cargo (43ppm sulphur vs 10ppm limit) entered the Kenya Pipeline system, was blended with existing stock, and then released into the market, making it effectively impossible to isolate or withdraw. — Documents show One Petroleum Limited had already billed oil marketers KES 8.08B for the ~60,200MT cargo, issuing 57 invoices on March 28, before any public rejection of the shipment. — The billing covered major marketers including Vivo Energy Kenya (>KES 2.24B), TotalEnergies Marketing Kenya (>KES 1.85B), and Rubis Energy Kenya (>KES 1.21B), indicating the cargo had already been allocated across the market. — In effect, the fuel was sold and distributed before regulators intervened, with blending ensuring it was absorbed into the system rather than rejected or disposed of as the Energy CS had said

@baroswahjr She is trying to get a base to negotiate. It is incumbent upon these guys to field one solid team to face Kasongo

Martha Karua has officially kicked off her solo Presidential Campaigns; just days after breaking ties with Rigathi Gachagua's United Opposition over claims that Gachagua has Kalonzo Musyoka and Senator Methu as his preferred lineup. Martha Karua has also nominated a PLP candidate for Olkalao by election; a clear indication that she's ready to press it with like minded individuals but not with a man who thinks he's a demigod. If things continue like this The United Opposition will disintegrated to different small units before the end of the year. As long as Gachagua is in that thing Called United Opposition there's nothing good that will come out of it.

@amerix The beauty is one on one, many cannot articulate themselves in the same way

These people who go to CHATGPT to generate replies, then copy everything including questions, "Can I write for you a longer version?" are irredeemably stupid. Brain rot.

Auditor General reveals massive irregularities in the latest audit on the eCitizen platform. We’ve done a deep thread on the audit for the FY ended June 2025 — here’s the summary. Read and share widely:

The International Monetary Fund handed Kenya a diagnostic corruption report. The William Ruto government refused to acknowledge and adopt it. Not because it’s false. But because it exposes too much. Think about it. Accepting that report would mean: - Admitting corruption is real and systemic - Naming where the money is being stolen - And forcing action, including jail for some “big men.” So instead, they chose silence. And now Kenyans will pay for that decision. Corruption is allowed to continue, and the government goes for more expensive loans, more taxes, more suffering. All to protect corruption. Kenyans wake up early and work. They pay taxes. Then a few people loot, and the government refuses a report that could stop it. And we’re supposed to be quiet? At this point, corruption isn’t just a problem. It’s being protected.

@Mastardcesh Haha. Even if he mobilizes from the moon, it's all about the optics. The same that Atandi and Linda tumbo are trying to protect and to project strength to Kasongo

"Edwin Sifuna is mobilising students from Maseno university and other institutions in Kisumu to attend his rally." - Samuel Atandi

@WaNduta8 @mauriceoyamo @otienowill @vincentbwire9 Aliweka tumbo mbele akasahau njaa ni ya kila siku. So sad that he caved in on the matter so quickly while not was still on national radar given its grave nature

@mauriceoyamo @otienowill @vincentbwire9 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What happened?

@otienowill Unbelievable yet predictable. He squandered the moment now he is old news

How is Ruto entitled to sell public amenities? And if he has sold Kenya Pipeline, how will he use the money? Where will this money be channeled? I’m not understanding. Does the Constitution of Kenya allow that?

@CapitalFMKenya You guys knew by posting this, it'd elicit rage bait responses. It's unfathomable to think that KPC our once proud entity is no longer exclusive

If fuel is expensive, don’t travel. Stay at home. Where are you going? I’m not really worried about you. - President Museveni

@NeShienu @TheODMparty Spot on💯

@TheODMparty You can see the other day they were Making noise for Recognition. They had Missed statehouse And Ruto was intelligent enough to Figure and Configure their Frustrations, Today they've been At statehouse They're Happy! These Fellas of ODM are too Desperate for recognition

This is the joint communique…

@Shimbirta2 @Nivlake @polo_kimanii It's you who is. The article questions similar expenditure in less than ½ the time. These comparisons are common to excuse the current regime by comparing with Uhunye yet Kasongo was in it phase 1 and he can start by investigating it as he awaits his successor

@Nivlake @polo_kimanii @WilliamsRuto The comparison is flawed and thats the problem we have in this country. We are creating this illusion that Uhuru was better, he wasnt

Shame on You ! @WilliamsRuto

@YoungSwoosh_ @G_Natembeya026 @majesty_ph82290 Karie?

@G_Natembeya026 @majesty_ph82290 One thing I know is, Kalenjins HATE Luhyas with passion. They even don't see them as human beings. I've heard these words from the mouth a Kalenjin man.

Joshua Kutuny is saying Luhyas are circumcised by women, how low can someone sink to defend a failed regime?

@Kenyans Because in the corruption sphere, they are definitely playing in the same league as 254.

Nigeria has been an oil producer for years, yet when we went there, there were queues of people looking for fuel - President Ruto

@DrJuma_M Such sweet news that I hope befalls her and the entire squad.

Wanga is totally boxed,Ruto is Holding her By the balls ,sorry by the...,She cant vie on UDA,ODM is too weak and She cant join Omwami sifuna because Comrades wont Allow it,Eloi

BREAKING: Today, we reveal that UDA employees have NOT been paying the SHA or the Housing Levy. Yes, you read that right. This is one of the clearest examples of hypocrisy in this government. William Ruto, Hassan Omar, and UDA have been forcing Kenyans to comply. But an audit report 2024/2025 exposes them: 👉 UDA employees were NOT having SHA, Housing Levy, and other statutory deductions made from their salaries 👉 Over KSh 60 MILLION in deductions was never remitted So while ordinary Kenyans are being chased, threatened, and deducted at source, The ruling party itself is NOT complying. Think about that. If SHA and the Housing Levy are truly beneficial, why isn’t UDA enforcing them internally? The same people telling you “lipa SHA, lipa housing levy”, Are NOT doing it within their own party. They don’t trust the system they are forcing on you. This is pure hypocrisy. Rules for Kenyans. Exemptions for themselves. Remember this in 2027. Evidence below

@sholard_mancity But there's people who'll still sing tutam

@EngOmariHarris2 @Kenyans This is it. Most guys operate with the warthog memory mentality

@Kenyans First things first. Before he gives us unsolicited lectures, Mosses Kuria should tell Kenyans what role he played in the EDIBLE OIL scandal. He should know we’ve always been VERY CLEVER for him to imagine/think we’ve forgotten. For this error in his judgment, he gets a RED card.

Babu Owino will be the first to say it’s better a bad ODM than no institution - Moses Kuria

@Asmali77 Arsenal bottled this kama kawaida. Too many "ifs". Barring a miracle, hii imeenda

Wondering why City are top and yet Arsenal has the same points and goal difference? Man City are ahead on goals scored. They also have a better Head to Head. So if Arsenal are to win the league now they will likely need City to drop points. It will be interesting!

@moneyacademyKE So we should be consoled that a small balance remains? Domestic borrowing has the crowding effect that's definitely not favouring local potential investors seeking loans

CBK Governor says the higher Sh996 billion domestic borrowing target will not push interest rates up. He says most of the borrowing has already been completed, with only a small balance remaining.