CLASSY DAMES

@xo__sophia My bad.

It’s actually very jarring seeing a devoted reply guy being thirsty under someone else’s post. I thought you only had eyes for me JimJohn71617838356

@ryankeely We should all be as delighted as Ryan.

i should be less delighted by bears winning theguardian.com/world/2026/apr…

@meatheadmusings Hey, isn't that the guy who doesn't denounce violent, white-supremacist groups?

Wrong.

@MissStellaPurr My wife just evicted hers.

Not to brag but my gyno says my uterus is massive and takes up my entire pelvis. But a year from now, she'll be evicted:)

@tallgirlkatiee @Kimberl88275496 Neither has AI images.

@Kimberl88275496 im 205cm and height has never mattered to me at all! 🥰 x.com/tallgirlkatiee…

身長高い女の方が男子の身長に寛大なんですよ！？ 176cmの女が言うから間違いないです

@sugarfemdoms True

cute girls that make u do fucked up shit are superior

@JiggleYourPuffs Don't hate it.

I can’t stop giggling at this, just paused to screengrab for a thumbnail and it was in the middle of a cross fade now it just looks like a dream sequence about how much I love sucking dick 🤣

@connperignon 1 hour. Anything less is not for me.

Men: how long is your average jerk off session time?

@ravynalexa It is now. Shoot.

Good morning ☀️

@JohnNAdams2 @KTHopkins She's the First Lady. Not a queen. The US doesn't have a monarchy.

@KTHopkins Ethereal Queen? Yes On bees & Alchemical Kings x.com/i/status/20491… My 'Anima Mundi'. x.com/i/status/20491…

Lord help us mere mortals. Best dressed woman on the planet. Worn like an ethereal queen. No one else comes close.

@lovingrosiexx 😘

need a kiss and the world’s biggest cuddle

@connperignon Seconded

Bay Area: says the n word (friendly) OC: also says the n word (derogatory) 626: fob Source: me, a 626 Asian (does not say the n word)

@SubsumeMe @PristineEdgexxx Me and my boy Eric always rejecting the AI nonsense.

@PristineEdgexxx Ugh we’ll just have to agree to disagree. There was some AI Christmas stuff in the extended family group chat and I was so repulsed, but it was just some kittens riding on a Christmas train in the snow. 😒 Even they couldn’t convince me to like AI lol

Obsessed with this Instagram page that just takes me back to easier times. Maybe that’s why I love older cars, older and cozy homes, and used house goods- it all feels like “home” 💞 instagram.com/purestnostalgi…

@DemiSutra @ismanewells Amazing tweet.

@ismanewells Tell that to my cervix.

A que edad te enteraste que en realidad nunca llegamos a tocar nada realmente?

@noyeahobviously He used to come here regularly with his bxtch. It was her favorite spot. She passed away recently but he still shows up once a month and sits at their favorite table.

He is waiting for his date to show up

@sama Build better safeguards.

wow y'all love 5.5 we should think of something nice to do to celebrate!

@noyeahobviously @sama This just in @sama owes @noyeahobviously $1,000,000. Will he pay up or is he a massive chicken

@Gia__gem @ravynalexa This

@ravynalexa wait when are you going!!!

Guys I’m so scared of going to the Cali Ren Faire…the infrastructure looks so…lacking. I am from the DMV, I grew up on the MARYLAND RENAISSANCE FAIR. My standards are too high for this 😭😭😭

@ravynalexa So BA.

Going on a crusade to find your sacred heart ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

@lovingrosiexx I do.

is it normal to be able to hear your own blood rushing around your ears and stuff? or?