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It’s crazy that I’m literally 41 lol wtf

Cult leader Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts so that his cult would worship him harder. Just thought I’d share that history with everyone

@NoToPaperTigers @nazzobetweeting OP lives in NYC, she walks too lol

@nazzobetweeting Yes but Europeans walk

i’ve been to ~40 countries in europe, almost all of them multiple times, some of them 10+ times, most often in the summer time. yeah, it’s hot. just like it’s hot in texas and just like it’s hot in florida and just like it’s hot in new york. it isn’t a “different kind of hot”. it’s just hot! yall have no relief because you’re allergic to air conditioning and ice. not having basic 21st century devices to relieve yourself of heat doesn’t magically make the weather conditions *themselves* unique! the weather doesn’t become a “different kind of hot” because of your personal choices! what in the anti-science nonsense are we doing here!

@djmommytrance When I suck dick I am absolutely the domme, I’m the captain now

it’s the intent behind it, not the actual action. Both can be either dom or sub

You swallow it? I don’t understand your question

@xavy0314 Doubtful

@noyeahobviously Selena Gomez before marriage

Who is the most famous celebrity that you genuinely believe you have a shot with? For me it is Joe Jonas

@LoungeLizard72 Prob not

@noyeahobviously Cardi B

@zStacks100z I don’t think so

@noyeahobviously Hilary Duff for sure

I blocked 2 ppl who had insane things to say, I don’t want your energy here

@nazzobetweeting I don’t see why not tbh

@noyeahobviously this is delulu as hell but under the right circumstances i think i could pull giancarlo stanton

@CalebShampoo Probably not

@noyeahobviously Anna Kendrick. Seems like she’s super down to earth, funny, and a genuine goof ball. Seems like if I ran into her at a party, my dorkiness and her dorkiness could vibe.

@DietCoke_Esq He’s for the streets

@noyeahobviously Julian Edelman

@DutchKonnect are you stupid?

@noyeahobviously Why would that be Funny?

Imagine showing this to someone without social media

@avsoles Well obviously I won’t post it until after I wear it for real

@noyeahobviously Let’s see the outfit!!

Do y’all ever test run outfits? For example, I got an outfit for a specific thing I’m doing and I’m wearing out in a much lower stakes environment right now to see how well it’s received and how comfortable I am. 3 hours in and it is passing, btw

I do not think this happens, I think you made this up

@nazzobetweeting Lowkey what I needed to keep going

just drank an entire bottle of wine by myself on a beautiful old bridge in bosnia. happy birthday to me. never kill urself.

@djmommytrance The way I just googled Iike 4 guys’ heights (you are right)

No man in edm has all three : 1. A job 2. A height above 5’6 3. Sobriety

@nazzobetweeting Happy birthday!!!!

having myself a great big bosnian birthday 🩵