Carolyn Phillips, MD

Shoutout to Chelsea (?Kelsey sorry it’s dark and loud) on UAL1997 for keeping us in snacks despite turbulence @united

Shoutout to Rachel on AA 2939 on FLL to DCA for wonderful service on our flight! #americanairlines

@m_crouton @ThatEricAlper The version she did at the Olympics was beautiful

@ThatEricAlper Hallelujah sung by KD Lang

What's the most beautiful song you've ever heard?

@m_crouton I’m so sorry for your loss

Rest in clover old fella. The very best goat that ever was.

@cmclymer I’m so tired of legacy bullshit. Are there any lawsuits about that pending at the federal level?

Sweetie, you are literally comparing the legacy of American slavery to your dipshit son who’s a third-tier lacrosse athlete with average grades getting into Duke. If no one in your life has loved you enough to tell you this, allow me: you sound like an aggrieved dumbass.

@m_crouton I totally want one now. Although as a kid it was the Italian ice truck that was the big hit.

Sitting on the deck and in the way off distance I can hear an ice cream truck 🎶

@m_crouton 😢 so sorry. Thank you for taking such great care of Lush and all the other animals. Take care of yourselves as well.

Unfortunately Lush’s biopsy confirmed carcinoma as the vet feared. We will decide with our vet team the next step. 😔

@m_crouton Devil in the White City was amazing

Also a big Erik Larson fan.

Since @nursekelsey got me thinking about books, what are your favorite authors and books? I’m suspense thriller fan. Tana French is hands down one of my favorites. Exquisite writing for that genre. On a different note Wally Lamb ❤️ forget Oprah, maybe Crouton needs a book club #books #CroutonBookClub

WTF is this giant spider and why does it exist in Maryland?

@m_crouton Thought you were a goner for a second!

Wait for it. #summerpasture #herdlife #horse

@m_crouton Croutonians love our Mojo and want only the best for him - and you ladies are it! Thank you for being his hero.

Mojo update. New pain management plan seems to be helping. Hopefully injecting stifle with Noltrex tomorrow. Vet spoke to orthopedic specialist to make a plan. We are also bringing in a gantry crane to set up in case he has trouble rising. Vet is on board with this plan ❤️#Mojo

@m_crouton That is the coolest little X-ray machine! Hope his tests turn out well

Vet day for Franklin. He was amazing and so good for exam and X-rays

@m_crouton I love Remy with his tongue in his nostril! So happy for Mama’s herd.

Just walking the fence line and I have company 😂 they are very helpful

@cmclymer My niece says they have a unit in history class on the 1900s. 🤣😭

[me talking to a high school class that’s been unfailingly polite] “Listen, you little shits. You can just say ‘the nineties.’ There’s no reason to refer to it as ’the 1990s.’ How dare you.”

@m_crouton Those clippers look awesome! I have gone through so many trying to find good ones to trim my poor itchy dog.

Zen of horse clipping. This horse has a condition that causes him not to shed his hair in spring. Overheating can happen and it is going to be 90 degrees today #horse #clipping

@OldLineActual @JessPected @jpol1313 @cmclymer Please stop trying to defen police that killed an innocent person by firing blindly after a person fired blindly trying to defend his home. It’s tiresome and wrong

Folks do know that David Koresh raped numerous teenage and pre-teen girls in his cult, right? He was a rapist. He called these girls his "wives" and raped them. Girls as young as 11. I know there's this bizarre effort to paint him as a martyr, but he raped children.

@OldLineActual @jpol1313 @cmclymer Ok so you asked an armed invader for ID? Just asking. Clearly they were willing to fire through anything