Ferdinand “The Rump” Crump

@raydavisIIII Fishing, butt, flip phones, and toonies snubbed

Things I am enthusiastic about - Beer - Cats and reptiles - Boobs - Cucumbers, tomatoes, avocado and lettuce - Baseball and hockey - Gia Duddy - Steak - Golf, Titleist and tour visors - Juraj Slafkovsky - Things of that nature - Retardmaxxing

@girl08022006 What Kendrick say? Oh yeah “Bitch, don’t kill my vibe”

@crumpinit 2 6’ 4” Men I’m crhing

If you see 2 6’4” jacked white men walking around with midgets on the eastern seaboard do not be alarmed

Like a slave master I just wanna see my niggas in whips and chains

Just a heads up sex with me sucks

@raydavisIIII Poop it was probably poop

I talked in a spaces on saturday and I wish I could remember what was discussed

@jeffmcballz and I have big plans

I am now the proud owner of a fully functional flip phone. If anyone wants to receive my second drunk call on thursday let me know in the comment section down below 👇👇

Anyone else feeling clitoral?🔥

@crumpinit Nice cock dude lmao

200 follower hound dox

To my mutuals with a j*b, how easy is it to jerk off at work?

Me searching for #her burner

2 lesbian chicks are all over eachother next to me, thinking of asking to join

Only thing on my mind is boobs and butt

@DickHugh71626 Because they think that the beautiful white women they obsess over like it

Why are indians so obsessed with being “bad boys”

@2beers2hungover You didn’t mute your mic lmao

I’m peeing rn but no one in the space knows

@hazardpounder Crash yo whip

What should I do for 900

@girl08022006 Step foot in my city and you’ll leave in a box

Just got invited to a motion party in Raleigh on October 6 😭😭I used to pray for times like this