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Life is Proof of Work

The fact that he wrote the ticker is insane

I’m so old, I remember the hysterical freakout over this too.

*BESSENT SUMMONED WALL STREET CEOS TO DISCUSS ANTHROPIC’S MYTHOS you gotta give it to their marketing department

Translation: Don’t mess with Barron’s trades 😂

BREAKING: President Trump says “Palantir has proven to have great war fighting capabilities and equipment. Just ask our enemies.” Palantir stock, $PLTR, is rising after the statement.

This is honestly 10x more egregious than anything FTX ever did.

Every single security hole discovered by AI was already there.

Project Crypto is designed so once Congress acts, @SECGov & @CFTC are ready to implement the CLARITY Act. @SecScottBessent is right. It's time for Congress to future-proof against rogue regulators & advance comprehensive market structure legislation to President Trump's desk.

The TON blockchain just got upgraded and is now 10× faster. Block rate increased 6×. Transactions are now instant, subsecond. This was step 1 of 7 to Make TON Great Again (MTONGA). Next step: cut the already low transaction fees by 6×.

Two topics that get 100x more airtime than they deserve on fintwit: 1) Trillions in Tbills constantly maturing and getting bought again by the same balance sheets that hold them now. 2) The Treasury issuing some on-the-run debt to buy back some of its own off-the-run debt.

Something is off. Trump should be careful.

@pmarca @sacha Life is a big meme

It's incredible the extent to which the social sanctioning engine has simply seized up. Hit pieces that would have been 5-alarm fires 5 years ago now come and go with no notice. Nobody cares, it's over.

BREAKING: The S&P 500 officially posts its longest win streak since October 2025, now up +8% since the March 30th low. That's +$4.5 TRILLION in market cap in 8 trading days. Asset owners are the only winners in this market.

🚨NEW: WHOA!!! Trump goes scorched earth on Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones. YIKES LMAO! "They all have low IQs and they're stupid people and they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it. They've been thrown off TV because nobody cares about them and all they want is free publicity. They have third rate podcasts, Tucker didn't even finish college, he's broke." He says that the First Lady of France is more beautiful that Candace Owens and that Alex Jones deserved to have lost all his money. Then he finishes with a "But I don't really care about all that stuff." LMAO JFC Trump. Holy shit LOL. 💀💀💀💀💀

The GENIUS Act, signed by President Trump last year, established U.S. leadership on stablecoins. The CLARITY Act, also known as market structure legislation, would do the same for all other digital assets by providing clear rules of the road. Secretary Bessent is right: the time to act is now. Senate Banking, and then the full Senate, should pass market structure. I’m confident that they will. And then President Trump will sign this landmark bill into law.

@wtfisndattoilet @ConserArmenians @RoundtableSpace Low risk low reward

@ConserArmenians @RoundtableSpace low risk high reward

THIS GUY MAKES $1,000 A DAY BY WAITING FOR THE LAST FEW SECONDS ON POLYMARKET. No predictions, no drama, just buying 99 cent contracts when the outcome is already basically decided.

BLOOMBERG: "There are generational buying opportunities right now."

Netanyahu after learning what Trump agreed to with Iran

⚡️VISA LAUNCHES AI AGENT PAYMENT PLATFORM Visa unveiled "Intelligent Commerce Connect", enabling AI agents to make purchases for consumers across multiple card networks. The platform is in pilot and expected to launch broadly by June, per Axios.

It should be pretty obvious at this point that AI is a "force multiplier" not a "labor substitute". It helps experts be better at things they are already good at. It doesn't let beginners match experts. If you can't write, anything you write with AI will be unmitigated slop. If you aren't a software engineer, anything you vibecode with AI will have security holes and won't be able to scale past a toy demo. If you blindly trust AI to deliver on a research task without knowing the subject matter, you won't be able to fact-check it. There's this weird misconception of AI as something that completely levels the playing field. I don't see it that way at all. There are mathematicians deriving novel lemmas with off-the-shelf models. Normal people can't do that. AI is a tool that makes experts better. It doesn't make everyone into an expert.