Paul DeSousa

@fesshole For some reason, I read the last word as 'swallow'. Defo the 2nd one...

My boyfriend fishes out teabags from the pot after brewing, and squeezes them dry with his fist, letting it drip back in the pot. He claims that is the strongest part of the tea, and not doing that is profligate. Should I break up with him, or would that make me shallow?

I won a bet with my girlfriend, my 'winnings' was a BJ every day for a month. Towards the end of the month it was becoming tiresome and painful. She insisted as "a bet is a bet". Put me right off. I wonder if that was her plan all along.

@CraigeEls78 Thank you so much for the big one on Sunday 13th July. It was an absolute pleasure to meet you, junior sir.

2/2 Considering the other movies are primarily based in London and Manchester (and Paris), I suspect that there will be a follow on where the surviving characters interact to eradicate the Rage Virus (iodine anyone?). There's one missing link. #28monthslater

#28YearsLater 1/2 A beautifully gory follow up to the two previous films that tells the tale of an encampment on an Isle, off the North of England coast, concentrating on one family in particular, with a very interesting start and finish bookend.

@richardosman Got it in three, as it didn't recognise the 'O' spelling of the word and I'd nailed two out of three letters in the right spots on the first guess. 😎

Wordle is really not mucking about today. Good luck everyone!

@almurray Buy, re-open and gig at The Hideaway and you can enjoy the delights of the @WimpyUK on Streatham High Road, much more local. 😉👍🏼

Basingstoke. Wimpy holds on.

@JamesFanning14 @r6mulus Very clever. 😂🤣😂

@r6mulus There are four lines!

the fact that only these 5 lines are enough to wake up an entire fanbase

@ChloePetts Fantastic work tonight at LATA, shutting down the hecklers, and making one of your dreams come true. 💕

@dreamkid83 Alright fella. I'm still holding onto an Atari and a 2600 with 17 cartridges including Space Invaders and Defender. Time Crisis on the PS1 with the gun is the all time fave though, although it's not 80's.

Retro games still remain the best in my opinion, what were some of your favourite 80s games to play? I was too small to really remember much but my first arcade experience was definitely Street Fighter 2, absolutely loved that game 🥋🕹️👾 #synthwave #nostalgia #80s #retro

@daraobriain 'Dere's the rest of the grapes.', has ended your career? 🤔

I regret to inform you that my career is over. I said some things, and it ended badly. Damn that microphone!

@WallStreetSilv Just needs the Benny Hill theme tune for completion...

1 man vs 20 women ... flag football 🔊

@adepstein1 @bonsuman @StormHuntley @JeremyVineOn5 Isla Nebula's just a few minute's off the coast, by helicopter, isn't it? 🤔

If Rwanda fails should we send asylum seekers to Costa Rica? Was debating this with⁦ ⁦@bonsuman⁩ on today’s ⁦@StormHuntley⁩ show ⁦@JeremyVineOn5⁩ #rwanda youtu.be/4cKpD5xxqqA?si…

Absolutely nailed yet another show tonight in Kentish Town, is that how it's pronounced? @RealJSadowitz

Copyright shenanigans sir? @almurray

@ButtslammerBob The Picard and Riker facepalmers are superb. If only...

I had an uncle who passed recently, and he owned one of the largest Star Trek collections in the country (USA). This is 4 of over 90 pictures required to document 3+ entire rooms stacked with nothing but #startrek pls share it around, I want to give it a good home.

@leather_bottle Where's the triple cooked chips? 😉

🚨BRUNCH LAUNCH🚨 29th of March / 9am-3pm. Lots of options from a full English to overnight oats, poached eggs to chicken club sandwiches - there’s something for everyone!

@HumanBollard And I thought 'Munging' was the quintissential UD entry...

@Chris23236702 @acroce66 Same here, the shadow hair style is closest to Norris' even if it was a stand-in or crew member.

@acroce66 Always assumed it was Norris.

The Thing (1982) Who is this shadow guy supposed to be? He's obviously not one of the research crew members. No way that's Palmer. Was it a guy from the film crew, possibly? A gofer maybe? The wolfdogs actual owner? Unmasked Michael at the end of the original Halloween?

@karl1953howman Happy Birthday sir. I had the pleasure of meeting you once in Wimbledon when you said you were in possession of one of only 6 copies of Party Party in existence on video at the time. Not sure whether you were trying to get a decent price off me but I would've been tempted. 😂👍🏼

How lovely, thank you 🙏