Just Another Dave in Paradise

@memeticsisyphus We licked the moon, it’s ours now

The indigenous people of the moon (Americans) get to decide. Keep your colonial mindset out of our affairs.

@dvlsadvocate710 @memeticsisyphus The licked the moon dust

@memeticsisyphus I am not a lawyer but based on K9 legal precedent, the bags of urine left on the moon by US astronauts during Apollo missions should be sufficient to establish dibs.

@KulasanM One of our founding fathers, Benjamin Franklin said, “The only certainty in life, is death and taxes”

アメリカニキ「(メンインブラックに絡めたジョークとして)CIAがどれだけ恐ろしいか力説」 ワイ「怖いね… 日本でそんなに怖い役所は税務署だけだよ」 アメリカニキ「それはこちらでも怖いよ………」

@nyantamach222 My cozy little girl in our media console!

アメリカの猫が好きな皆さんへ 日本語が自動翻訳されて英語で表示される様になったみたいですね。 日本でも猫たちの可愛さは変わりません。 この写真の猫は今年２１歳になりました。 あなたの飼っている猫見せてくれませんか？

@GamewithDave Anything Humongous Entertainment!

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why?

@willeastcott @NINtendo_maya How did you do the lighting on the models? Shadowboxes?

@NINtendo_maya You can't use them for games? x.com/yak32/status/2…

Gaussian splats are a funny technology because they produce these highly detailed 3D spaces that can be rendered in real time but you can't even use them for animation or games

In Japan, if they don’t have a word for something, you just say it in English but make it sound aggressively Japanese to the point that you sound racist and now you’re pronouncing it correctly

@TheRoyalSerf RIIIISING ZAAAAAAAAAAAAN SAMURAI GUUUNMAAAN youtu.be/NJG0fKgAb3o?si…

@Mr_Isaach @The8bitidiot THE. ONLY. WINNING. MOVE. IS. NOT. TO. PLAY.

@The8bitidiot You were in a no-win situation. If you explain what mansplaining actually means, you're mansplaining mansplaining. If you don't explain, she goes through life using the word wrong. There's no correct move. The moment she said it, you were trapped. Lol 😭

I once heard a woman use the word "mansplaining" incorrectly and there was literally nothing I could do.

@OliverJia1014 Reminds me of this SNL Classic

This is what I imagine your average day of Bluesky discourse being like.

@UpdatingOnRome @P0lyblank Reminds me of my favorite thread

@P0lyblank Christ.

If suicide isnt the answer what is

@OVTweetmarck Have you tried being Joe?

I’ll be frank I find poasting pretty boring now too

@horsetwting Kojima ass name

him and usain bolt have the hardest names in existence

@HymenShoe @nocontextmemes Thanks for the info!

@davidiusrex @nocontextmemes This is a case where the defect is on the same chr and loci - which is why the punnet square is so simple. If you have multiple genes encoding a factor (e.g. height, skin color), you're better off getting tested.

@ManletThorin It’s funny, because “using every part of the animal” in elementary was taught to me in the context of recycling and waste in kitchens and restaurants, but when I actually learned about how the sausage is made, I realized that literally no part of any animal consumed is wasted

It's called "using every part of the animal" like our wise Native American forebears taught us

@TJPofTexas @DefiantLs I dream of computers. Both the screens and the internals. Usually a stress dream about invulnerable viruses destroying them 😭

@DefiantLs It's worse than that. You don't dream of computers, but you use computers to see everything you'd dream of.

Huh

@ObsoleteSony My friend had a PS1 setup in his expedition, but it wasn’t built in like this

Would've killed for this as a kid.

@Macr57074184 @BasedPota18 He expressed interest in running for a government position for awhile, and was finally able to achieve it during the Grey Davis recall election. However, he’s a hulking bodybuilder with an exaggerated foreign accent and not your typical politician, so it’s inherently funny

@BasedPota18 Where did the joke about Arnold Schwarzenegger as president of the United States come from? I remember seeing the movie Demolition Man, and they make the joke about his presidency, and the movie is from the 90s.

I like how Cars actually had Arnold Schwarzenegger in it Or at least, a hummer with an Austrian accent that was the governor of California in it

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